Hello
misfits
Look, I know that some of you don't like being called misfits, but guess what? I don't care
I didn't pick the name. I wanted to call you spaghetti
Because I thought it was funny. But this is a democracy. Okay, we we voted
All right, and if you don't like it
Then where were you when we were voting you have to come out to these things
You have you have to vote anyways the other day. I got a comment on one of my old videos
Please don't go back and watch my old videos
Okay, but the comments said who wants to see someone photoshopped this guy so that he has no body mods at all
it'd be interesting to see what he looked like and when I saw that comment I said
I I could do that. I could do that and I could make I can make a video out of it
We should get you guys some content for the show. So I'm gonna do that
I'm gonna Photoshop all of my tattoos and body mods off and then just spice things up just a little bit
I'm gonna post the picture on Instagram and I'm gonna see how many of you big dummy dum-dums fall for it
I don't know
It just seemed like a fun way to entertain myself and I thought you know, maybe you might you might like it too
I mean, maybe it's just maybe something that you're into
You won't know until you try right but before that I saw some other youtubers memeing on
morgues for his 10 second subscribed challenge where he gives you 10 seconds to smash the subscribe button or like
Something's gonna happen. I I don't really know how it works
But I saw other guys do it as a joke and then like it actually kind of worked
So we're gonna do this ten seconds subscribe challenge. So here's the deal
you're gonna smash the subscribe button in the next 10 seconds, or I'm gonna press this little red button and you know,
What's little red button does it destroys all the minecraft servers? That's right. You not gonna play minecraft anymore
You better press subscribe. You got 10 seconds to do it. Ok 9 8
7 6 5 4 3 2 1
You did you didn't all press subscribe. I would push the button push it. Oh
Shoot this ain't hooked up to anything. Okay idiots. Let's start photoshopping. Okay. So here's the picture. I took that we're gonna be
Photoshopping. I was gonna do it without my shirt on but Kurtis Conner was shirtless in his last video and there's already enough of
You who have this weird obsession?
With me and Kurtis and I didn't really want to give you guys any more
opportunities to be
Weird, especially if Kurtis is half horse
So sorry also having a shirt on makes this a little bit easier for me
Okay, so I want to start with like the easy stuff. So let's go
Let's do the eye first so I kind of like half-ass actually want to do a decent job at this
Because it's just you know, it's gonna be funnier if you actually fall for it. No it falls for it then
What's even the point right?
Well, that makes me uncomfortable
Alright, let's move on to my neck. This is gonna be a little tricky
I haven't actually figured out how I'm gonna do this yet. So we're winging
It doesn't look bad from far away up close it looks awful but
from far away
I
Think it's passable especially considering people are going to be looking at it on their teeny tiny little phone screens
I think we're okay with the neck chest
easy
Okay, let's let's start doing arms we'll start with this arm, this is easy I don't have a whole lot here
All right, I believe the technical term for that is good enough
And now I know what you're thinking that other arm. This this arm
That's gonna be hard to do and you'd be right if I was stupid, but guess what loser?
I'm a professional I plan for this. All right, I know what I'm doing. So here's what I did. I took another picture
facing the other way, you know with the other arm forward and now
Watch this. I'm gonna
Flip it
and
Now I've got a completely blank arm and nobody's gonna know the difference
I
Amaze myself sometimes
With how smart I am
I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and I'm gonna say that out of all the big brains
There are in the world. I'm probably the biggest of the big brains
I am legitimately gonna fool some of you. Look at this there is there's nothing
Nothing because there's actually nothing
Okay, all that's left are my legs now, and these honestly are probably the least important part
We still gotta put effort in it still has to look real. Okay, look I know
I just got done saying that I have a big brain
But I think if I really had a big brain like a real like a super
Like mega brain a mega mind if I had a mega mind and if I like really cared about this
I would have shaved my legs first
Because now I'm gonna have to go back in here and I'm gonna have to put leg hair back on
After I do all of this, which isn't like the hardest thing to do in the world, it just it's a little time consuming
Yep, this is how we do this. This is how it's done. You just you just draw a leg hair on you
Just go one hair at a time
Covering the entire thing. I'm going to great lengths to pull this prank on you guys. You better think this is funny
I better not be the only one that laughs at this and that ladies and germs
Is how that's done? Okay, let's sit back. Let's appreciate my work for just a moment
This is me, as I truly am a beautiful tattooed boy and this
That's me as a Normie I look like my name should be
Brandon and I shop at Whole Foods and I have a wife who I married when I was 17 and she sells essential oils
Right. You ready? This is normal tattoo me
And this is weird. Whoa
It looks so weird. Do you think it looks real enough? Oh, yeah. Love the face though. Thanks. Tried really hard
It's the next day yeah, I meant to post this yesterday but I
Forgot what you gonna do. I'm here now and we're posting it now. That's it's fine. Everything is fine
Okay, what do we caption this big announcement? I
removed all my tattoos and
am becoming a family vlogger
Thank you for your support
All right. Yeah, I think that's good enough. I think that should do it. Okay, the deed is done
I will check back in like an hour or so and we'll see how many of you guys got epicly
Hashtag pranked. That was the craziest sentence I've ever spoken. It's just never don't let me say that ever again
Okay. Oh boy
alright, I
Might have messed up with this one. Just a little oopsie a little oopsy doopsy. It's been about an hour. I haven't peaked yet, but
normal for me on Instagram in the first hour is like
400 to 500 likes and maybe like 10 or 15 comments
I only have homepage notifications turned on for comments on Instagram and
there's a
Lot, so that either means it either fooled everybody or I did such a bad job that everybody's roasting me
I really hope this becomes my most liked picture on Instagram because right now my most liked picture on Instagram is the
picture of Belle Delphine from when I tried to save her account
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have?
My most liked picture on Instagram be a picture of Belle Delphine dressed as a nun. That's really me
It's really it's really embarrassing guys. It's really embarrassing
825 likes in the first
59 minutes, so that's double what I would normally get how many comments do we have? How do I know?
71 comments
Okay, I'm not scared I'm not scared at all. Well we triggered Roly that's this a good sign, do you have six fingers
Oh my god, did I mess up the fingers? One, two three four?
No, everything's fine. We're good. We got the right number of fingers you removed your tattoos, but you didn't add to your height. Okay?
For some reason everybody on instagram thinks I'm really short. I'm not short look
Look how tall I am this I'm standing on the floor right now. Not on my chair. Oh, no, honey
No, no. Nope. I hate this nobody. Nope. Nope. I don't like this. This is so jarring
I'm uncomfortable. This guy is definitely a cop boy, you forgot the texture you're like, you know
Well, I think it's safe to say that I pranked all of you
I got you. And now I know how gullible you are
You've shown me your weakness and I'm going to exploit it, but that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video
Follow me on Instagram. Okay, love bye