# Saturday! #
It's time for a game that involves you, our lovely studio audience...
CHEERING
..and some very, very small people.
No, madam, it's not me, actually, thank you very much.
Get ready for this... Kiddie-oke!
FANFARE
ALL: Kiddie-oke!
Hi, kids. Yes, these guys are the Kiddie-oke Choir,
but who's gonna play Kiddie-oke?
Well, before the show, our good friend Andy...
give us a wave, Andy... Andy was warming up the audience,
and everybody was up on their feet, dancing away.
There they all are. LAUGHTER
That's during the warm-up.
But what they didn't know is they were actually auditioning
to be the stars of Kiddie-oke tonight.
That's right, you see, we were upstairs in the gallery,
watching you lot, and picking out tonight's players.
LAUGHTER
So get ready, everybody. We've got three players
who are about to come down here and join us.
Who did we choose from our lovely audience?
Let's find out.
First up, it's you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Come on down.
Come on down, you're playing Kiddie-oke tonight.
Oh, that's a great reaction. Who's next?
It's you, sir!
Come on down. You're playing Kiddie-oke tonight.
And finally... finally, it's...
You! SCREAMING
Come on down. You're playing Kiddie-oke tonight.
Give them all a big round of applause, everybody.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Player number one, stand next to the microphone. Let's meet you.
What's your name, and where are you from?
I'm Natasha, and I'm from Bromley.
- Natashka? - No, Natasha.
Natasha! Had a bit of a braid in your mouth there.
- And you're from Bromley? - Bromley.
Bit of a shock when we got you in the audience there.
A little bit.
We chose you because you were really going for it
before the show. Have a look at this.
Yes! Really going for it.
LAUGHTER
Brilliant stuff. Good work.
Natasha, behind each of these stars is a member of our Kiddie-oke Choir.
Pick a number, and let's find out who you're playing with tonight.
OK. Erm, three.
Number three, please. Who is it? Let's find out.
MUSIC
Action.
Hello. I'm Jenson, and I love aeroplanes!
APPLAUSE
Natasha, you're playing with Jenson tonight.
He likes aeroplanes!
Now, Jenson is about to sing a karaoke classic,
and you've got to work out what it is.
The only problem is, we've stripped away the music,
and all you'll hear is Jenson's vocal.
I'll level with you, he doesn't really know the words.
LAUGHTER
You need to give us the correct song title,
we just want the song title.
You can guess as many times as you like,
but the longer you take to guess, the less money you'll win,
because that will be counting down.
We're gonna put £500 on the screen, that's what we're starting with.
Get ready to play along at home as Jenson sings for us.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
Here we go.
HUMMING
WORDLESS VOCALISING
HUMMING Has he started?
Yeah, he's started. LAUGHTER
WORDLESS VOCALISING Anything? Guess.
# Take my hand... #
- Just guess anything. - Oh, I don't know...
# Simply the best... #
- Oh, oh! The Best, Tina Turner. - Stop the clock.
Yes, it is Simply The Best.
Here's how it should have sounded. LAUGHTER
# Simply the best
# Better than all the rest... #
Of course it was.
# Simply the best! #
LAUGHTER That wasn't easy,
but well done, Natasha. You leave us tonight with £109.
Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Head off over there, please.
- Yeah, that's you. - Off you go.
Player number two, stand over there for me, please.
What's your name, where are you from?
I'm Jordan from Bedfordshire.
Hello, Jordan. CHEERING
Jordan, did you watch the last one?
- Yes. - Did you get it right?
- No. - OK, all right.
We chose you, Jordan, because you're quite a mover.
Take a look. LAUGHTER
He's got all the moves. LAUGHTER
Not necessarily in the right order, but all the moves.
Er, pick us a number.
Three is gone, Jordan, but any of the others.
- Seven. - Number seven.
Let's find out who's behind star number seven tonight.
Action.
Hi, my name is Jasmine, and I love to dance and craft. Bye!
- Aw! Bye! - Bye, Jasmine.
You're playing with Jasmine.
Remember, you've got 30 seconds to name the song title.
The longer you take, the less you win,
so keep on guessing.
£500 on the screen. Get ready to play along home.
Very best of luck, Jordan. Here we go. Here's the song.
# Hold on to what we got
# Doesn't make a difference If we make it or not... #
- He's thinking. - Ready or not.
# That's a lot for us
# Oh, we're halfway there... #
- Living On A Prayer. - Living On A Prayer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I love the way you sang all the way,
and then you finally got there. Well done.
Here's how it should have sounded.
# Oh, we're halfway there
# Oh, living on a prayer... #
You got it, Jordan, and you leave us tonight with £264.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thanks for playing.
Off you go, and let's bring on our last contestant
up to the microphone, please.
Now, when we picked you, you got lots of cheers,
you've got a lot of fans in this audience.
What's your name, where are you from?
I'm Sammy, I'm from Leighton Buzzard.
- What's your name, sorry? - Sammy.
Sammy. Sammy from Leighton Buzzard.
You do like a boogie and a little bit of bum-slapping.
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look. There you go.
She loves a bit of bum-slapping!
- That's why we picked you. - I'll let it slide.
Sammy, pick a number from what you've got left there.
I'll do number two.
Number two. Let's find out who's behind number two tonight.
Action.
My name is Matty, and I like football.
You've got Matty. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
How have you done so far, Sammy?
Better at the second one.
Yeah, second one was easier, the first one was very hard.
You've got 30 seconds to name the song.
Remember, the longer you go, the less money you win.
£500 on the screen, get ready to play along at home.
Good luck, Sammy. Here's your song.
# Everyone else in the room Can see it
# Everyone else isn't real... #
- Oh... What Makes You Beautiful. - Stop the clock!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's the right answer! Here's how it should have sounded.
# But when you smile at the ground It ain't hard to tell
# You don't know, oh-oh
# That's what makes you beautiful. #
- Yeah! - Well done.
Well done. You've earned just earned $444.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
What are you gonna spend that on?
I'm going to Tenerife tomorrow, so I'll be taking it on holiday.
She's off to the islands!
- Well done. - Well done.
Off you go back to your seat. Well done, Sammy.
Lovely to meet you. Have a good holiday.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's all we've got time for.
Thanks to all our players, and our Kiddie-oke Choir.
Take a bow, Kiddie-oke Choir.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
That's Kiddie-oke, everybody.