SMG4
Productions
*Door open*
Mario:HERE COMES TEH MONEY!
Mario:MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney
Mario: Waddup, biatch?
Mario:Yahoo!
Mario:Wahoo!
Mario:Yeahh!...
Mario:*gibberish*
Mario:SHE'S A BITCH!
Peach:WHAT DID YOU SAY, BITCH??!!
Mario:RUN, BITCH!
Toad:Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo!
*explosion*
Mario:Yipee!
Mario:Yahoo!
Mario:Wahoo!
Mario:*gibberish*
Mario:Nobody careeeeeees!...
Mario:Oh yo mama mia *gibberish*
Mario:Wahoo!
*breaking glass*
Boopkins Fishy:Oh, being a YouTuber sounds like fun! Ooh, I wanna try!
Bob:oH, My GOd! WhAt wAs I Thinking?!
Bob:I DoN'T NeeD YoUr bItCh aSs tO mAkE vIdEoS!
Bob:I'Ll dO ThEm MysElf aNd GeT cAsH MoNeY!
Wario:Yay-uh!
Waluigi:Oh, yeah!
Bowser:GENIUS!!
*throw*
Bowser:*laugh*
PEACH:YAY!
Luigi,Toad:Oh yay!
*door close*
SMG4: Oh, my fucking god...
*clap*
jacksepticeye: TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS...
Luigi: Weegeepie! OK guys welcome to Luigi's playthrough of Minecraft.
Luigi:This is my very first time, so,
Luigi:I hope you guys like it a lot!
Luigi:Today in Minecraft, uhh, we're going to build a brothel...
Luigi:Oh, look! A chicken! Let's go chase the chicken!
Luigi:Hey, chicken! Fack you!
Luigi:Okay, what's next, uhh...
Luigi:Oh look, another chicken! Yay! Go chase the chicken!
Luigi:You want to be my friend, moose?
Luigi:Oh yeah, moose, you like that, don't you? I am so funny!
Luigi:I hope you guys enjoyed that playthrough of WEEGEEPIE!
Mario:Hey Luigi! Mama Mia!
Mario:*gibberish*
Mario:That's boring! You're boring everybody! GET OVER HERE!
Luigi:Woah!!!
*broken scene*
Luigi:Oh well, OK Mario recommended me this game, and uhm, it has a dancing penguin, so it can't be that bad. Right?
Luigi:OK, let's start.
Luigi:Uhm
Luigi:We will go through the wall
Luigi:What's that?
Luigi:Hello?
*thriller night plays*
Luigi:Looks friendly enough.
Luigi:Uhm... Guys, I'm gonna go check him out.
Luigi:Hello.
Luigi:Hey bro.
Luigi:How you do...
Mummy Monster:Boo!
Luigi:*scream like girl*
*explosion*
*broken scene*
Luigi:OK, that's it for Weegeepie, I only shat myself once!
Luigi:Make sure you... PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE!!
*Luigi humping into the air*
SMG4:Too bad that didn't kill me.
Bob:it is 1969
Bob:get it? 69!
Bob:aNyWay, oH sHet! WhO's DiS Sexy bEaSt?!
Bob:It iS ThE MaIn cHiReCtOr, BoB, oF CoUrSe!
Bob:hE iS tEh SeXiEsT MaN AlIvE!
Bob:o, yEaH, lOoK aT dAt aSs
*someone scream*
Girl:o, nO, sOmEbOdY, sAvE mE!
Evil Bob:*evil laugh*
Evil Bob:I aM EvIl bOb!
Evil Bob:GoNnA tAkE YoUr bitCh AsS!
Bob:o, mY GoD!
Bob:HaVe nO FeAr, BoB iS HeRe tO SaVe yOu!
voices: o my god it's Bob!
voices: it's Bob!
voices: he's flying through the sky
voices: holy shet
Bob:StOp rIgHt there, EvIlDoEr!
Bob:I WiLl uSe mY SpEcIaL AtTaCk!
Acapella: plz sign my ass
Acapella.....Maybe: i luv u
Evil Bob: o, nO. I HaVe bEeN DeFeAtEd!
Evil Bob:ded...
Girl: o, yEy! YoU SaVeD mE!
Bob: ShUt uP, WoMaN. LeT'S MaKe bAbIeS!
*kiss*
Wario:Welcome to Wario Invasion! Where we do pranks! Wahahaha!
Wario:Oh yeah, by the way, check out my house, I'm SO rich!
Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!!
Wario:OK, this is my ACTUAL house, but it doesn't matter, cause we're gonna do pranks!
Wario:But before we do, I want to ask you, Audience, for...
Wario:50 Million Likes! Can we hit it on this Video?!
Wario:50 Million Likes! Can we f*cking do it?!
Wario:WHAT IS GOOD?! 50 Million!
Wario:SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE! I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT!
Wario:*scream*
Wario:DESTROY THAT LIKE BUTTON!
Wario:LIKE I DESTROYED YOUR MAMA'S P-
Wario:PINGAS!
Wario:Okay, but now, it's time for the REAL content of the video.
Wario:BUT FIRST, this video is brought to you by Wario's Microgame Emporium!
Wario:Selling all these crappy games for a high price!
Wario:Come on down! Please! I need Money!
SMG4:C'MON ALREADY!
Wario:We have a range of games such as:
Wario:"Kill The Person"
Wario:"Run Over the Old Man"
Wario:"Grope the Bo-
Wario:"Play With Knives"
Wario:"Jump in the Lava"
Wario:And much, Much More!
Wario:Come on down to Wario's Emporium!
Wario:Uhh, what was I doing again?
Wario:Oh, yeah, that's right! The Prank!
Wario:Wa-heh, it's just a prank, bro!
Wario:And that ends this episode of Wario Invasion!
Wario:BUY MY STUFF!!
SMG4:I want to die.
Fishy: Uhh, we got...
Okay, we got this little toy over here,
and a princess
So the princess comes, "Hi, how are you?"
"I'm okay!"
"Okay, Kiss!"
"Okay...now--"
"Look! Another guy came in!"
"Look It's Dr. Eggman!"
"Oh NO!"
"I'm gonna attack you!"
"OH NO! Don't attack me!"
Umm..
Can I have likes now?
*SMG4 burns himself*
Bowser: Uhh, hello, guys, it's uhh, Bowser's cooking show here.
So, the ingredients we have today are:
We have some...uh - Tomatoes here, (KIRBY NO)
We have some...uh - some Lettuce or some sh*t. (WEED?!)
I dunno what dat is.
We have some...uh...
Eggs, I guess.
Those are like eggs, so I'm just gonna say they're eggs.
And uh...have some...uh...
Secret Peach Sauce here!
Not gonna say what that is.
OK, so get all that sh*t,
put it in that sh*t,
blend that sh*t for like - I don't know, like 10 seconds, (RG: NOOO! Rest in peace, Kirby!)
put that sh*t out and
BAM! You got a nice delicious...(RG: WOW! A TEAM FORTRESS HEAD!)
meal there! Very nutritious.
Like, comment, and soob.
SMG4: WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
illyuminateh (wat)
(How can you have NEGATIVE subscribers?
Peach: Hi! Today,
I'm gonna teach you how to look goot for your man!
Get rekt Waluigi!
Peach: A FUCKIN' MASTERPIECE!
(RG: Waluigi's Number, One I see. BEACUSE HE'S HANDSOME)
Waluigi: *Confused Waa*
suicide
[thud, ded]
SMG4: Boring!
Bass! [INTRO MUSIC]
Mario: Hello!
*react*
Mario: Let's-go!
retardness confirmed
*died of laughter*
Mario: Whoa! Weeee!
la da dee da la da dee da
Mario: Hey! That's pretty good!
Sonic: Sanic the hedgehog!
Chain Chomp: What the fack is a Sanic!
okaaay?
Yippee!
*snoring*
Okie Dokie!
if mario was in ya mom??? WTFF?
Mario: Uh, BYE!
SMG4: Well that load o' sh*t!
DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEEDEEDEE
SMG4: If there's a better use for the internet, i haven't found it!
Thanks For Watching!