Speaking of funny and talented and joining us,
I didn't have a transition.
I got desperate.
Andy, how are you?
Funny and talented and joining you.
Yeah, right?
It works.
Thanks, sure, sure.
No, it was nice, it was nice to hear you.
How have you been?
I've been good, how about you?
You know, fine.
I think I'm ready for this pandemic to be over.
Yeah, yeah.
It comes and goes and terms of its difficulty.
Some days feel okay,
and then other days I feel like I'm gonna
just run screaming nude into the streets.
Well, what else do we talk about?
Anything else we should talk about?
I dunno.
I think this pandemic has gone on so long
that you and I have lost our ability to have a conversation.
Yeah, no.
I actually asked my phone to marry me.
What'd your phone say?
It said no.
It's like, I know what you look at, so no thanks.
(Conan laughing)
Well, I think things are looking up, I swear to god.
There's gonna be more vaccine.
I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
I swear to god, I see the light at the end of the tunnel,
which is the same thing I said 10 months ago!
You'll get the vaccine.
I looked myself up online.
Talk show hosts are the bottom, we're the last priority.
That's right.
Which I think is actually correct, as it should be.
Yeah, as it should be.
I'm scheduled to get my vaccine in three years.
Yeah, I've always said that what we do here
is the epitome of non-essential personnel.
Exactly.
(Conan laughing)
If you gotta make a trim.
You know what I found out?
Other people are supposed to get the vaccine
for the fifth time before you and I qualify
to get it for the first time.
Yeah, the hole in their arm is so big
they just pour it in by that point.
Yeah, I actually checked this out.
We're at the bottom of the list of all the talk show hosts.
Really?
Did you know that?
[Andy] I did not know that.
I looked at it.
All the other ones get to go first,
'cause they've looked at the shows
and they said ours is the least essential
of pretty much non-essential shows.
Well, as long as Wendy Williams gets it,
that's the important thing.
She's way ahead of us.
You know who else is ahead of us?
The Chew, the talk show host where they eat food.
Is that still on the air?
I don't know.
I don't even know if it's still on the air,
but the cast of The Chew gets to go before us.
Yeah, and nobody knows who the cast is,
so you could just go in and say you're on The Chew
and they'll shoot you up.
Yeah, if you want the vaccine for free,
say, hey I'm one of the seven hosts of The Chew,
the food show that ripped off
the name of The View in a cute way.
[Andy] Right.
You get the vaccine.
Just say that.
Anyway, I'm not complaining.
I'll get it when I get it.
Right.