[swing music playing]
Lesson learned. We are terrible at bowling.
I got a seven.
Probably shouldn't have bought these matching shirts either.
We definitely shouldn't have named our team "The Winners".
Hey, Schwoz.
Schwoz...
I think we'll be a lot better at ice dancing tomorrow.
Oh, true.
Tuesday has always been my day.
Tuesday is not my day.
You said it was.
I'm wrong a lot on Monday.
How are we worse at ice dancing
than we were at bowling?
How did I get talked into wearing this shirt?
At least they don't say "Winners".
They say "Champions", that's worse.
- Hey, Schwoz. - Schwoz.
Hey, today was hot garbage,
but tomorrow we're going to be great
at competitive water slides.
Most definitely. Wednesday is my day.
I'll buy the shirts.
Let's call ourselves "The Goats"!
Because we're so cute and we'll eat anything.
Oh, honey...
[playing the piano]
Wednesday's...
not great, either.
Yeah, I lie a lot on Tuesdays.
Wednesday's never been my day.
How did water catch fire?
Did you notice the doctors that burned in your names today?
I got a frequent burner card.
Hey, Schwoz!
- Big fellow. - My man.
Maybe we should take a day off?
No, Thursday is my day.
- I'll buy the shirts. - Hold up, hold up.
He's been acting weird.
- He's Schwoz. - He's always weird.
It's kind of his thing.
No, this week he's been like...
double weird.
Yeah, with the dancing and the sketching...
Hey.
Why have you been weird?
I'm always weird.
Uh... It's kind of my thing.
[sits on piano keys]
Checks out.
I can tell you're lying.
What? No!
It's Wednesday.
Why were you dancing to old-timey music?
And why were you sketching old-timey ladies?
And why were you watching an old-timey movie?
And what's this big fancy music computer?
That's what I'd like to know!
I'm... dating an old-timey lady.
Where is she?
She's not here.
No, she's at the old-timey home.
I'm just getting used to doing the things she likes.
That's so sweet.
He also said "old", and that's gross.
Oh, no, no, no. She's beautiful,
but it's a secret, so you can't say anything to Ray.
Why not?
He'll try to steal her from me.
Oh, is she a mom?
- Yes. - Got it.
Gotcha.
Happy for you.
- These vests are hot. - So wild!
We're going to be so good at Thursday fishing.
How many fireworms should we bring?
Fireworms? The whole thing.
I wonder if we should leave the fireworms at home this time.
- What? - Aww, honey...
I think that's why we keep
accidentally setting stuff on fire.
You can't prove that.
That's fair, bring 'em.
[together] Yes!
- Bye, Ray. - Don't talk to me.
I'm kinda doing my own thing this week.
Could it really be that simple?
Hey, what was that thing we're not supposed to tell him?
What, what, what? What, what?
What? What?
I thought you were doing your own thing this week.
No, I just did it. It went fine.
What were you not supposed to tell me?
Nothing.
Something about Schwoz...
and a girlfriend.
The one time you actually remember something.
That was it!
We weren't supposed to tell you that Schwoz has a girlfriend.
An old one, if I'm not mistaken.
Schwoz bought a hunted school
and he's hoping I don't find out.
- What? - Well, isn't it obvious?
No.
"Old" rhymes with "bold",
which is what one would have to be, to act like me.
Also, Schwoz was born in October so he's a Libra.
Everybody knows that Libras only do two
out of every three things you ask them to.
And you know who else is a Libra?
Jasper.
"Jasper" rhymes with "Kasper", who is a very famous ghost,
ergo...
Schwoz bought a hunted school
which is specifically what I told him not to do!
Um, what?
Dang it, Schwoz.
I was at a very vulnerable point in my life
when I told him I'd buy that school.
Down the tube!
Let's just go fishing.
I think we should check on Schwoz.
[groaning] Fine!
Should I bring the fireworms?
Won't do us any good up here.
No!
I know when you're lying!
[shouting]
What did I say, huh?
That was the one thing I told you not to do.
Ray, what is wrong with you?
Yeah, have you gone crazy for real this time?
Yeah.
[scoffs]
Tell 'em.
Go ahead.
Tilda, you can come out now.
Ding-dong, darlings.
Why, I've been absolutely dying to meet you.
Nope.