This is Mike Mozart Back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today
oh, and today I'm bringing you something special. Um..from the same people that brought us the
Amazing Dora the Explorer Aquapet..um..Viacom / Nickelodeon Licensing
I bring you the Musical Spongebob
Digital Thermometer! Oral, Underarm or Rectal Use
No Kidding! Can You Imagine they Put this
Long Yellow Appendage uh....protruding from SpongeBob's Pants?
To Do the Deed! Oh Let's
not Forget He's Musical!
Are You Ready to Put this in your Bikini Bottom? Ay Ay Captain!
I Can't Hear You? Ay Ay Captain! Ohhhhhhh
Who Takes Your Temperature up in your tush?
SpongeBob Squarepants! Just Bend over Matey
And give it a PUSH! SpongeBob Squatepants!
Hee Hee Hee........ He Gives....
He Gives Oral or Rectal Whichever you wish!
SpongeBob SquarePants! Hee Hee
He Plays Music Inside You Just give him a squish
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
SpongeBob SquarePants!! Oh My...
Gosh! Who Thought this was a Good Idea?
I Mean Really! Doesn't This Classify as maybe being one of the ten worst...
Products of the Decade? They Recommend that You use KY Jelly rather than vaseline
for easy insertion, Umm....but ...Hey..
If this is appropriate they may as well make some Scooby Lube. ( Pun of USA Animated Cartoon Called Scooby Doo).
And..Please Put in the comments section anything else funny that you can think of to say about..Umm....
SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer. And Which of these two do you think is the worst
Toy of the Decade? Do you think was the SpongeBob Rectal Insertable Thermometer?
That Sings while..and SMILES while he is shoved in there? Or do you think it was..
The Dora the Explorer Uh .. .Ummm .. Aquapet which I also reviewed .. uh .. please put that in the comments section.
Which Do you think is the worst toy of the decade? Maybe I Should
Review the Dora the Explorer Version of this! I think I could do a really probing
story of that one too! Is there any deep dark cave
that Dora the Explorer isn't afraid of exploring? Ohhhhhh...
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