You broke it.
Hi guys! Welcome to another episode of TSL Plays!
I am Fauzi and I am here as TSL's very own Steve Harvey.
Just a very not good looking version of him.
I am here because we're gonna play Family Feud part 2!
Here are the rules!
This is Family Feud 2.0!
Professor Oppa!
Kim's convenience.
Convenience..
- Ready for the first question? - Go Xenia!
- Ok! - Ok now this..
- Wait! - Eh! - I testing. I testing.
Name something a groom hopes he doesn't see when he lifts the bride's veil to kiss her.
- Ow!! - Ow!!
Eye shit.
What?!
- Have right? - That's something very important to you is it?
- I don't know. - Close enough. I will accept the answer.
Number 4 on the list is 'booger'.
So some sort of shit lah ah.
- Your wife here ah. Then you * sings wedding march song * - Should ask you you know!
Someone else.
Oh my god! Someone else!
How would that happen?
- I don't know lah! - That's my question.
Someone else is.. number 1!
Very nice. A lot of people seem to think that this is a problem.
- What is one thing. Let's say if you were the husband. - Ok ok.
Smudge make u.
- Why do you think that is something unsightly? - Because I feel like when you open the veil right. It's like wah, supposed to be damn perfect eh.
- But then it's like huh ~ - Then the lipstick like that.
- Or like the eye liner she cry. Then the eyeliner come down. - Ok.
I think you're thinking too much from a girl's perspective.
- Shit.. - Because that is not on the list.
- Yes!! - Unfortunately.
* evil laughter *
They got it wrong. Now black team.
Something in your teeth.
- Something in you teeth. - Like a big pepper.
Where got bride like that. Waiting for you to unveil.
- I think have leh. - They normally like.
- Ya then like. - They will smile! They smile!
- Huh? - Ya they're excited.
Shit ok totally. This is a not married.
Guess what. It is not on the list.
- Yes!! Oh my god! - Yea! We got the points!
- Team Professor Oppa you get the points! - We got the points!
Number 5. It is a frown.
I..
* frustrated sigh *
And in number 3 it is..
- A pimple. - Huh! It is a pimple!
- What! Uh.. I don't dare to say.
- And number 2.. - People say pimple eh..
I think this might be shocking to you.
Full of beard!
What the heck!
This is weird if they never shave their face.
- Ya! - The wife didn't shave her face I guess.
So the question is.
Name a local dish Singaporeans will ask a foreigner to try.
- Woah!! - Yes!
Chicken rice!
Chicken rice. Guess what.
It is number 2 on the list!
- Yay! - Whoo!
17 points!
- Relax relax relax ok. - Ok.
Let's take a deep breath.
* inhales deeply *
- Ok out. Good.
Chilli crab.
- Outdated already lah! - Do you think people will..
- Do you think Singaporeans still eat chilli crab? - Where got people eat crab.
- No. - I don't even eat eh.
Ya I also!
Chilli crab is..
Number 1 in the list!
- Woah! - Whoooo!
- Good job guys! - Yea! - Good job!
Moving on right now!
Julian!
Now you have been in Singapore for a while now.
You're almost a Singaporean!
Satay.
- Not bad. - Satay.
It's a perfection combination with beer.
Ohh ~ Interesting interesting.
Satay is!
- Not on the list. - Yea! -Whoo!
Oh really ah!
Unfortunately Julian.
Satay is not on the list.
Bak kut teh!
When you came to Singapore, did someone tell you to try bak kut teh?
No...
- I would recommend them.. - Then why?
- I would recommend them to eat bak kut teh.. - Oh ok ok. Got it got it.
I can tell you that bak kut teh..
- It's not on any.. - Yes!!
- Woah! - Yes!
Ok in number 5 it is..
- Durian! - Oh ~
Number 4 is..
Nasi lemak!
Huh serious?!
- Guys this is what i voted for when they ask me this question. - Really?
- I voted for nasi lemak. - I always thought nasi lemak is Malaysian.
Ah because... Excuse me.
Number 3!
You guys would have stolen. If you said this.
- Laksa! - No!
Now in a question that is again related to weddings.
Huh?!
On a wedding cake a bride and groom holds hands.
But what might they be holding on a divorce cake?
Wow!
Fast reflexes there Jeslene!
- A child. - A child!
That sounds very realistic.
Divorce because of the kid..
- No! - No!
They have a kid. Then when they're divorcing, one of them has to take the kid right.
- Who has the kid on this cake. - Ya ~ - Oh my god.
I think Kim has it on the nose because it is!
Number 4 on the list!
Kids or children are on the list!
- Eh not bad. - Very deep eh. - Wow good job you guys!
What is your answer?
A house.
How would a couple hold a house.
Realistically ah Julian.
Unfortunately it is not on the list!
Let's move on to Professor Oppa.
- Print-up contract. - Ok.
Just say! No. Just say the answer!
Like a ring or a broken ring.
Unfortunately it's not on the list guys.
Number 5 is..
Money!
- What! Serious? - Ohhh ~
Number 3 it is..
- Guns. - I said that!
- Wow Kim! - Why?
In case you wanna shoot your partner.
In number 2 it is.
Knives!
- Huh?! Protest! - It seems like people are just..
Holding on to weapons at divorce.
Singaporeans answered these ah?
- Ya. I don't know. - They will go to jail you know.
They can hold guns meh?
if you guys had went with your print up..
- Nooooo! - I would have given you the answer.
Number 1 is divorce papers.
And I would have accepted a print up.
Unfortunately you should have trusted your instincts guys.
- I'm sorry. - Why you all never trust your instincts.
Name something of yours you hope your friends aren't making fun of behind your back.
Yes!
- Wow! Xenia. - Ow! It hurts! - Go Xenia!
Body..
- So one thing. One thing. - Figure. Figure!
- My friends always make fun in front of me lah. They give no chance. - Ohh.
- So I'm just thinking right, in a general public. - Guys.
That is quite tragic but!
In compensation it is number 1!
- What's your answer Stephen? - Partner.
Your answer is partner!
- Like your friends might not like your partner. - Ok.
And they'll make fun of behind your back.
- It's quite sad right? Quite sad right. -Yea. Really sad situation.
Don't be sad because it is number 4!
- Ah! - Ugly boyfriend or girlfriend.
I don't know. Specifically they wrote that ah.
- I.. I just read I just read. I did not say this. I just read. - So bad!
Ok ok! Intelligence.
Intelligence..
You are right!
- Yes! - Number 5!
- Woah!! - Alright. Low IQ.
Number 3 it is.
Fashion clothes or outfit.
- Ya! - Omg the mean girls kind.
Yes. And in number 2 is.
- Kim you would have gotten it right. Hair! Or face. - Oh!
- Yes ~ That's such a close fight.
It is very close. Very close.
The question is.
What does a woman do for her kids that she wouldn't do for her husband?
Eh! Eh! Don't break my bell!
Must sound like this ah.
Ok ah. Must sounds like that ah.
What does a woman do for her kids that she wouldn't do for her..
Husband!
- Yes! - Ok I heard Jeslene's first.
Eh wah!!
- What is your answer? - Clean their shit!
Clean their shit.
Number 3 on the list!
Wipe! That is a very strange thing for people to be doing for each other but yes. Wipe.
Alright Julian! What is your next answer.
Feeding by breast.
Breastfeed.
Feeding by breast. Also known as breastfeeding.
I don't know. Some poeple might be into that lah but.
The majority says..
Yes! It is number 2 on the list.
- Now Kim. - We got the parent advantage.
Yes you do have the parent advantage.
- Change underwear. - Change underwear.
I don't know. Some people might be really kinky and into that.
Unfortunately that is not on the list my friends.
- Sorry! - Eh! We got chance eh!
So professor oppa! You get a chance to steal.
- Ok we'll go with die. - Die.
Like I said. We should not go to that dark, deep, place.
And it is not on the board guys so ~
Team Kim's convenience got 25 points.
Which puts them further in the lead.
Number 5.
It is drive. Or take them to places.
- That is false! - You wouldn't drive your husband meh? - You wouldn't drive your husband to work meh?
- I don't know. Some people think they don't want to drive their husband. - Ya lor.
Number 4. You would have been right.
Giving a bath.
* gasp* - Yes.
And number 1 is.
Cook or pack lunch.
- Huh? - Ohhh.
- Wow. Apparently these people you polled ah. - Wah.
- Don't want to cook for their partners. - Wah Im a bit shock now. - Ya.
And the question is.
Name a sport with the best-looking boys.
- Oww!! - Julian! - Yes!
- Where are the best-looking boys? - Easy ~ - Huh ~ Very easy.
Football. Or soccer.
- Or soccer. - Or the ball-kicking sport.
Thank you for clarifying cause the Americans might think some other sport.
- Yes yes yes yes. - Thank you. So soccer.
It is..
Number 2 on the list!
Very easily soccer is number 2 on the list.
- Alright ready? - Tennis?
- So Kim you're gonna go with tennis? - Yes.
Why tennis?
- Umm because they said so. I don't really watch tennis. - Ok.
But unfortunately you shouldn't trust your teammates...
- Yes yes yes! - Yesss! - Because it's not on the list!
Adria and I got this. Adria and I got this.
Why? Because this two girls are basically discussing.
- I watch this sport! - Ya ya ya! The Olympics right?
Professor Oppa just looking confused.
The thirsty girls will answer so Xenia, what is your answer?
- Swimming. - Swimming!
Oohh~ Look at these damn thirsty girls.
- Well! - Correct or not?
- Quench your thirst girls! Because it's number 4!! * screams*
- Water polo or swimming! - Still got a lot of answers.
But ok. Why don't you tell me another answer, just for the fun of it.
- Rugby guys not bad. - Rugby? Right!
-Rugby is number 3 on the list! - I knew it!
Number 5 is,
Volleyball.
- Ooooh ~ - Eee!
And number 1 is..
Basketball!!
- Woah! - My sport.
- Your sport. - No wonder I'm very good-looking.
By the way. This was polled by the TSL staff.
- Ooh ~ - Yea.
- Wow. - Xenia!
Here we go!
What would a Singaporean say when they see an attractive opposite sex?
- Oww! - Ouch!
- I would give it to Xenia. - Yes!
- Xenia! - Let me act it out.
- Okay Here we go. Yes - The person is walking.
* kissing sounds *
Eh chiobu!
Chio!
Well it is number..
- 1 on the list! - Yes!!
- Very good. See! - Eh we can do this!
Guys. I'm in my territory. - Ok ok.
- Ya this is your territory alright. - Ok! Eh lai lai. Ok um.
Stephen! You got to help Stephen.
- Attractive person right? Not just girl. - Swee Zhar bor.
Wah lau eh. Wah lau eh.
Wah lau eh! Pretty!
My answer is chai.
- Chai. - Latte. - Latte.
Oh chai latte specifically.
Alright chai! Is it on the list?
- No it's not on the list guys. - No?!
A lot of people use that eh ~
- What is your answer? - I am very confident.
- And your answer is? - In trend and this is very relevant.
- Yes is it. - Snacc. With the double 'C'
Ewwww ~
The answer is.
- Not on the list! - Wah!
Alright you got 30 points!
Yay!!
Oh right right right!
Wait so what is your answer?
- I don't know I'll say cute. - Cute.
- Is number 2 on the list. - Wah!
- Wah my god. - Wah!!
Alright. Number 5 on the list is.
- A whistle or a whit whit ~ - Huh?!
- I did both guys. - Never thought of that.
Number 4 is.
- Hot. - Ugh. - Oh yaa ~
Wow what the hell.
- Very basic ah this people we polling. - Ya.
Don't tell me number 3 is sexy.
- Handsome. - Give one slap.
- No ~ Number 3 is what I think a lot of Singaporeans will do and that is. - Yan dao?
Nothing ~ They just stare.
Eh nowadays consent is very important hor.
- Ooohh ~ - Remember ah.
- Staring. - Yes. Oh yes. Please don't stare. Just do nothing. Go away.
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