FOLKS, THERE WAS SOME BAD NEWS RECENTLY FOR EXTREME RIGHT WING
CONSPIRACY THEORIST AND BATH SALTS SPOKESMODEL, ALEX
JONES, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HIS WEBSITE, "INFOWARS," JUST LOST
THEIR WAR ON INFO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: YESTERDAY-- YUP.
YESTERDAY, APPLE, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, AND SPOTIFY ALL
ERASED MOST OF THE POSTS AND VIDEOS ON THEIR SERVICES FROM
ALEX JONES.
SO IF--
THEY'RE GONE.
THEY'RE OUT OF THERE.
SO, NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE ONE OF JONES' SIGNATURE RANTS,
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE IN THE NEXT BOOTH AT RUBY TUESDAY'S WHEN HE
SEES A MOTHER BREASTFEEDING.
FUN SIDE NOTE: PINTEREST ALSO TOOK DOWN THEIR "INFOWARS" PAGE,
WHICH IS BAD NEWS IF YOU WERE PLANNING AN AUTUMN WEDDING WITH
THE THEME "GAY FROG CHEM-TRAILS."
SO, WHY NOW?
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN NOW?
ALEX JONES HAS BEEN SPREADING VILE CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT
HURT REAL PEOPLE FOR YEARS.
WELL, JONES EARNED THIS LATEST SCRUTINY WHEN HE ADDRESSED
RUSSIA INVESTIGATION SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT MUELLER ON HIS
SHOW, IMITATED FIRING A GUN, AND SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT,
OR I'M GOING TO DIE TRYING."
OKAY, THAT IS AWFUL, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE TO MY
MESSAGE TO MUELLER: "YOU'RE GOING TO GET HIM, OR I'M GOING
TO DIE CRYING.
( LAUGHTER ) WITHOUT THE EXPOSURE HE NORMALLY
GETS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA, JONES IS MAKING AN APPEAL DIRECTLY TO HIS
VIEWERS.
>> THESE ARE EVIL WICKED SOCIOPATHS THAT KNOW YOU HAVE A
SOUL SO THEY TRY TO PUNCH YOUR BUTTONS ALL DAY.
SO DON'T FORGET YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT.
FEED YOUR GLAD EIGHTORS.
>> Stephen: THERE'S A SIMILAR STRUGGLE HAPPENING FOR MY
COLLEAGUE, CONSPIRACY RADIO BROADCASTER TUCK BUCKFORT, THE
HOST OF "BRAIN FIGHT."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WHICH IS WHY HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA THREE WAS A FALSE
FLAG BY THE UMUSA, TO BOTTLE THE LAUGHTER OF CHILDREN AND USE IT
AS A DISINFECTANT TO SELL TO DEEP STATE ILLUNANITI, WITH EAST
INFECTIONS.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP "BRAIN FIGHT" NATION, THE BRIAN
FIGHTERS, THE BRAIN NATION, THE SKULL MEAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM IT'S MARTYRDOM OF OLD TUCK BUCKFORT
AT THE HANDS OF SILICON VALLEY SNOW BOYS AND SNOWFLAKES.
WIFE BEEN KICKED OFF OF YOUTUBE, APPLE, AND FREE GOLDEN CASINO,
BUT I'M STILL BROADCASTING FROM THE NATION'S LAST BASTION OF
FREE SPEECH IT'S IN-HOUSE WEB PLAYER ON THE HOME PAGE FOR
HATER-ADE, THE KNOCK-OFF SPORTS DRINK FOR ATHLETIC CLANS MEN,
OKAY.
THIS IS THE ONLY CREAM-BASED SPORTS DRINK FOR SALE ON THE
DARK WEB.
HATORADE: WIN THE RACE AND THE RACE WAR, ALL RIGHT.
NOW, IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
IF THEY CAN DE-PLATFORM TUCK BUCKFORT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW
THEY'LL BE COMING AFTER ME FOR SOLD CHILD SUPPORT WHICH I OWE
TO MY EX-WIFE WHO I MISS DESPERATELY.
PRESIDENT TRUMP, I NEED YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING, ALL RIGHT.
HELP TUCK.
THEN LOAN ME 50 BUCKS, OR CHINA WILL WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL
RIGHT.
YOU MUST FEED THE GLADIATOR.
YOU MUST NOURISH THE VIKING.
CHEW UP THE FOOD AND SPIT IT INTO THE MOUTH OF PIRATE KING.
BE SURE TO SIGN UP FOR MY NEW PLATFORM, BRAINFIGHT HIVEMIND,
MY EXCLUSIVE SERVICE WHERE I PERSONALLY SCREAM MY MESSAGE
INTO A SWARM OF ANGRY BEES.
THE BEES WILL THEN BE RELEASED TO STING MY WORDS DIRECTLY INTO
YOUR BLOODSTREAM, OKAY.
THERE IS NOTHING PODESTA FUNDED GLOBAL CONSPIRACY WANTS MORE
THAN TO CONTROL THESE LITTLE BEE-BUTTS, OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
THESE SWEET LITTLE, SHARP LITTLE STINGING BEE BUTTS.
IT'S ALL PART OF YOUR ANAL SWEETENING AGHTDA.
I BALL IT BEATSA GATE.
IT'S STARTING.
THE BEES HAVE DISTILLED MY WORDS INTO SOME SORT OF SUGARY BEE
GOO, WHICH I USE AS A SEAL.
LOOK AT THAT.
I'M COVERED RIGHT NOW IN RIGHTEOUS TRUTH AND THE BEES
KNOW ME AS THEIR MASTER, OKAY.
THEY SENSE MY FER GNOMES WHICH I EXCRUIT THROUGH MY SKULLS.
COME TO ME BEES!
SERVE YOUR MASTER!
OH, GOD!
OH!
ONE FLEW IN MY MOUTH!
OH, GOD!
OBAMA'S GOTTEN TO THEM.
DAMN IT, I'VE GOT TO WARD OFF THE BEES WITH MY CREAM-BASED
SPORTS BEVERAGE.
OH, GOD.
NO, IT'S HYDRATING THEM AND THEY'RE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER.
HELP ME!
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY SQUARE SPACE-- NOT THE WEBSITE
COMPANY, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PERFECT SOUNDPROOF CUBE FOR TO
YOU SIT INSIDE AND SCREAM UNTIL YOUR THROAT BLEEDS.
THEY'RE BACK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH JOE MANGANIELLO!