*Intense intro music plays*
Epic Rap Battles of History
Elon Musk
versus
Mark Zuckerbeeeeeeeeeeeerg
Begin!
Call me Musk (Ehhh)
I'm here to help (Yeah!)
flush a zuckerturd for humanity's health
I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
You provide a place to discover your aunt's
kinda racist
got called to senate (data hack)
acted so robotic Star Trek's like we need Lieutenant Data back!
I'm Tony Stark with a James bond sprinkle tossed in and I've been flossin'
since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins
Data was a Lieutenanat Commander to start, but
I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart
see
See here's mine I'm at the top BOSS
and I'm spittin' fire like I'm hot
Sauce
You can't sneak up on Zuck I don't even fucking blink I'm the CEO of
KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC.
I've been looking up your family - it gets dark, my god!
Couldn't clean your daddy laundry with Apar-Tide-Pods
Watch me Oculus, Instagram, Whatsapp (post) I'm cleaning up like a wet nap (boast)
I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep) I'll end your story like Snapchat (GHOST)
Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
and your star is faded like you on a podcast
Dope Smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow motion on my pace, man
when I'm conquering MySpace it's actual space, man
I got a loan from the white house Boom
Sent that shit straight to the moon
now I'm taking mankind to Mars
but for your kind man
I ain't got room
Your platform only launches depression
Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? *Hey!*
you claim to be some kind of saint but you ain't
why don't you Lean In and FaceMash my musky dutch taint *erghh*
I'm destined to rep Earth you sold us out for some net worth
your site got so many russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work
ooo, bots! I know A.I gets you tweeting
I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
you need to start sleeping we can all see you're tired
you're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! *woooo!*
you got all these companies but they're incomplete
I got one and i fold money: income, pleat
set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
cause this battle like PayPal:
you got owned
Who won? Who's next!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!