- [Kristen] Okay. I made breakfast.
Yeah, it looks so gross.
(lighthearted, playful music)
If you don't want to see this,
then hit like the forward 15 second button
or whatever it is.
"Cause I'm getting ready to show you,
how gross this is.
Okay. Last chance to skip it.
(lighthearted, playful music)
Ew. Why does it look so gross?
I don't even... I don't even...
Ew, it's like hard. Ew.
Those are both yours, I, uh, yeah.
- [Cory] And where's yours? - I already ate it.
(lighthearted, silly music)
Those are for you.
(lighthearted, playful music)
It's disgusting.
This what I imagine like, green eggs,
from Dr. Seuss; Green Eggs and Ham,
that's what I think it would look like.
(lighthearted, playful music)
- Is it plastic?
- No.
- I can't even get into it.
- It's real food.
This is not one of those like, fake food things.
- This is real?
(funny, playful music)
- Yep, yep. You got it.
- Oh, it just exploded. Okay.
(laughter)
Okay. I trust you.
- You shouldn't.
(funny, playful music)
- Okay. Here it goes.
(funny, playful music)
- Delicious, right?
(laughter)
(funny, playful music)
- What is on top?
- Nothing. I didn't put anything on top.
(laughter)
I just baked it.
It sounds like it would be really good, right?
Like avocados and eggs.
- I'm gonna let Penny in.
Here, Penny.
(laughter)
- Cory.
Oh, Honey. That was delicious.
- Did you have to fart outside?
Is that why you went outside?
(funny, playful music)
- The aftertaste, is even better.
(running water)
- It sounds like a really good idea.
- Where did you get that recipe?
- Well, on Pinterest.
- Really? - Really... That's yeah.
- One of the failed ones?
- No, Cory.
Are you trying to make him laugh?
- Always.
(laughter)
- It's like... We just.. We're so close.
We are getting to that like, a phase
where he's like ah ha ha hah.
- I know.
- But it's just kinda like a breathing thing,
so I don't know if it's like counted yet.
But I think Chell was like,
two and a half, almost three months.
- Yeah?
- So he's like coming up on that.
- Getting close.
- Really fast.
You're gonna laugh, and you're gonna be so happy,
and I'm gonna be so happy,
and mommas gonna be so happy,
and your sister, is just gonna make you laugh
every single day.
- Yep.
- I'm gonna try, what I tried with Chell.
- Okay.
(making puppy, growling noises)
(baby grunts)
(making puppy, growling noises)
- I mean, it's different. - Yeah.
- He likes, he likes tongue out.
(blah, tongue noises)
(laughter)
- You had Grark and Grangie here. Go see.
(laughter)
Go see, Chel.
(soft lullaby music)
Okay. Chell, go to sleep.
(soft lullaby music)
Wake up, Chell.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
(soft lullaby music)
(snoring, sleepy sounds)
- You sleepy?
- Whoa.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
(laughter)
(snoring sounds)
- [Chell] Grark go to sleep.
(snoring sounds)
- Grark, wake up.
(laughter)
- [Kristen] Cory, what's wrong?
- I'm not telling the vlog this.
- [Kristen] What? It's okay.
- No. This is my mother-in-law.
It's okay. It's okay.
(laughter)
- She made pie.
(laughter)
- [Kristen] She did. She worked really hard.
- I feel like Gordon Ramsay, right now.
(laughter)
I feel like Gordon Ramsay, today.
(laughter)
- [Mother-In-Law] Try that.
(laughter)
- It tastes like peaches in a can.
(laughter)
And like, some like...
I don't know what this crust is.
It's very much...
- Here you go. I should have put some more of that.
(laughter)
- [Kristen] Is that better?
- Oh, yeah.
(laughter)
If I close my eyes, it's...
- [Kristen] It really is, the way she made it was
just using some leftover peaches, that were canned,
so your description is pretty accurate.
(laughter)
- And the crust, is just one of those pie, you know...
- Ceap pie crust.
- [Kristen] Yeah.
- Yeah, just Pillsbury.
(laughter)
- [Kristen] Have you tried it yet, mom?
- [Mother-in-Law) Okay.
- [Cory] No-- Yeah, there you go.
Just get good bite of those two right there.
- Right there.
(silly upbeat music)
(laughter)
- [Cory] What do you think?
- It's probably...
(laughter)
It's probably... I'm trying to be real for the vlog.
It's probably pretty healthy for us.
(laughter)
I don't know.
- [Cory] Except it came from a can.
- [Mother-In-Law] It came from a can.
- [Cory] Yes, seriously, that is the best pie.
- [Male] All right.
- [Cory] Oh, my gosh.
- I'll have a small slice.
- [Cory] Ha, ha. You're gonna wanna big one after this,
and it kind of falls a part, but that's kinda,
I think that's kind of what it's supposed to do.
- [Female] Charming.
- [Cory] Yeah, it's a charm.
(silly, upbeat music)
- Mmm.
(laughter)
What happened?
(laughter)
It's yummy.
(laughter)
It's the best pie I ever had.
- [Kristen] No, it's not.
(laughter)
- Stop eating.
(laughter)
We have the answer between us,
we add sugar and add cinnamon but syrup.
- [Cory] Just take one of the cinnamon, sugar, and syrup.
(laughter)
That's pretty bad isn't it?
- What the...
- [Cory] That's awful.
- So now, that Cory and I have two children together.
- We've decided, we should fond out if we're compatible.
- I think, I know the answer to this.
(laughter)
- We took a DNA compatibility test,
and we just got the results back.
- All right. Are we ready? - Yeah.
- All right. Here we go.
And congratulations!
Oh, that's just congratulations for joining.
- That's just like, Yay, you've took the test.
- That's the congratulations, you finished your test.
- Your results...
- Okay. All right. Here we go.
- Your neuro genetics?
- What the heck? - Oh, look. It says, okay.
You're a practical builder, thinker, and a high worrier.
Okay. Now, our compatibility results.
- Fifteen pagers later. - You know, what though?
That's good. You have to understand yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
- Before you can work with other people.
- All right. Are you ready? - Yeah.
- Here we go.
74 percent.
- That's like barely passing.
That's a C.
- Yeah, well, we did good. - That's average.
- That's... That's... That's okay.
- I'm really actually surprised though.
I thought we would be like super, super compatible.
- Ha! 90. - Like, we get along great.
- Okay. 74, that's still good.
That's still better than a lot of people.
- That's a C. We barley passed.
- Hmm. Okay.
- If you'd gotten that on your driver test,
they would be like uh, be careful.
- Ha, ha. In California, they're like, great job.
Average couple is...
- Cory. - Lower.
You're lower than the average couple.
How is that possible?
- We get along.
We have a very happy relationship.
- That's so weird. - Yeah.
- Like, psycho compatibility though,
we're better than the average couple.
- Yeah, well, I did major in psychology.
- But neuro-compatibility, we're kinda weak there.
- This is, yeah...
- I don't even know what that means, but that's...
- Wow.
- All right. Let's keep going.
Bio-compatibility, 76 percent.
- Most long-term couples,
have a bio-compatibility between 75 and 84.
Well, we're 76.
- Okay. So we're on the low end.
Yeah.
Serotonin, 100 percent.
- What is that?
- As a couple,
you generally have stable relationship satisfaction
over long periods of time.
- Oh, okay. 100 percent. - Yay-yeah.
- Can't top that.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Ewe. Oxytocin, 50 percent.
- 50. It may be more challenging,
for you to interpret each other's emotions.
- Weird.
- I think that's probably fair though.
I like how in the final thoughts it says,
"There's more to your relationship than just this."
So if you scored like a 30 percent,
it's like there's still hope.
There's still hope.
- I was thinking like this was just gonna be like,
a compatibility test that was like a simple answer
of like, you have a 74 percent chance of conception.
- This is, are we compatible as a relationship, as a couple.
Like, will we make it the long-term.
- I don't need no computer program or Science,
to tell me that.
I know the answer.
It's in here and it's in there.
- Yeah.
- And it's right here.
- Ah. - That's all that matters.
All of this, I still think is just total like, fluff.
It's fluff.
- It's Science.
- It's Science, but Science doesn't determine what love is.
Science can't tell you what love is.
Love is determined by the two people not, Science.
- Yep.
- Love is greater than Science.
Believe it or not, love is greater then the universe.
Love is all.
Love is the key, the answer to life and all things.
It's not fortitude. It's love.
That's, yeah...
We hope you enjoyed today's vlog.
If you're gonna take one of these tests, be very careful.
And do not listen to it.
(laughter)
I mean, listen, it's fun.
It's about as real as a horoscope, I guess you could say.
- It's Science.
- Yeah, well, horoscopes have theories too.
That are, you know, very...
- Okay. Science it's... Whatever.
- It's just Science.
Thanks for watching guys.
We'll see you in the next one. Goodbye.