AS WE JUMP TO OUR NEXT GAME,
KNOB GOBBLERS, KNOB GOBBLERS.
TODAY'S GROUNDHOG DAY AND SINCE PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL SAW
HIS SHADOW, WE'RE LOOKING AT SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER.
YOU LIVE IN L.A., YOU DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] ABOUT THAT.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
ALL RIGHT, COMEDIANS, WE CAN ONLY CHECK IN WITH THIS DIRT
BEAVER ONCE A YEAR, BUT I'M SURE HE HAS PREMONITIONS
YEAR-ROUND.
SO WHAT ARE SOME OTHER OF PHIL PREDICTIONS.
I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECODNS ON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.
NICK.
>> HE SAID THEY'RE DOING A GROUNDHOG DAY REBOOT WITH A
FEMALE LEAD.
WHICH I THINK ACTUALLY COULD WORK OUT GREAT, IT'S A GREAT
PREMISE AND --
>> CHRIS: GREAT, POINTS.
JON.
>> JOHNNY DEP WILL HAVE SIX MORE WEEKS OF MORTECAI.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
BOY, YOU'RE REALLY AFTER JOHNNY DEPP ON THAT ONE.
SETH.
>> I PREDICT THE FEBRUARY 2nd @MIDNIGHT AUDIENCE WILL
BE THE GREATEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> CHRIS: HOW DARE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT MADE OF WOOD, POINTS.
NICK.
>> HE'S SAYING TO [BLEEP] HIS ASS.
>> HE'S TELLING YOU THAT?
>> YEAH, THATS WHAT HE'S SAYING, I'LL PREDICT THAT NICK WILL
[BLEEP] MY ASS.
>> CHRIS: REALLY? OH,THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
>> OH THAT WAS ME.
>> I'LL [BLEEP] YOUR ASS.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
PLEASE CONTROL YOUR GROUNDHOG, PLEASE --
PLEASE CONTROL YOUR GROUNDHOG.
PLEASE.
>> OH YEAH. OH YEAH!
(TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)
>> NAUGHTY.
YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE GUY.
>> CHRIS: OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE'LL NEVER
AIR BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
BECAUSE OF GROUNDHOG 69ING.
>> IN MY DEFENSE, MY GUY WAS JACKING OFF IN THE CORNER.