My friends, our village is in crisis.
We desperately need to upgrade our Dark Elixir troops.
Our Minions are molting...
Our Golem is operating with spare parts...
And our Bowler needs a new ball.
So, I’ve made an historic trade for Dark Elixir with the Barbarian King
of our neighbor to the north, ClannibalLecter.
One of our own has heroically offered herself to trade.
Let’s all give a cheer to P.E.K.K.A One!
But P.E.K.K.A One can’t walk there!
True. In the last battle, she stepped into that Mortar.
To respect her bravery and sacrifice,
we are going to move her by... air!
Brother, I thought it was a Mini P.E.K.K.A...
Her bravery knows no bounds.
Come on. If we want to be the first army to send a Rocket into battle,
we must launch this bird already!
Hold on, hotshot.
These Rockets are delicate babies. We’re close, but all has to be perfect.
We need to beat the Red Tower, so forget perfect!
Pilot training underway!
Stop! Stop! Make it stop!
Why did we choose him again?
He came with his own helmet.
No more games! We’re racing the Blue Tower to launch!
- How are we looking? - Boosters engaged, check.
Thermal shield activated, check.
Altimeter calibrated, check.
Lose space race, check.
Tonight, the Red Tower will be blown to bits!
Giant bits! Witch bits! All kinds of bits!
- She really loves bits. - Yeah...
There’s no time left!
We must launch while the Blue Rocket is in the air!
Wait, the fuel levels aren’t at “check”! There’ll be too much thrust!
- What’s happening? - Rocket locked to pad! It’s stuck!
Mommy!
I knew I should’ve brought a change of armor!
It’s going to be a direct hit!
Where’s their tower?
You fools, what have you done?
Where have you taken us? I can’t breathe in this atmosphere.
Won’t... last... long....
Tell the world my story...
- Back to the drawing board. - The drawing board was in that tower.
We thank P.E.K.K.A One for slipping the surly bonds of Earth
in trade for more Dark Elixir.
In your honor, Roy has made a statue of you
to commemorate your sacrifices to this Village.
It will serve as a reminder of your dignity and power.
It will also serve as a signpost for Frank’s Grill.
P.E.K.K.A One, we bid you adieu!
Okay, we got this...
- Camille, Pyro. - George.
Camille, Pyro.
You ever wonder why we’re stronger, faster, and smarter
than the other village troops?
For my own sanity, I’ve tried to ignore that fact.
Hey, Camille. Hey, Pyro.
Sometimes I wonder if we’re even from this village.
You know, there is a way to find out.
Watch out for the... bomb!
Oh, my God! We were donated?
We’ve got to find our original village!
Amandas will do that to you.
Map says it was a caterpillar.
Hey, that looks like Steve! Steve’s gonna freak.
So cute, I wouldn’t attack it.
There! That’s it! The village we were donated from!
Our true home! It’s beautiful!
They even have a landing strip.
We are from an awesome village!
Yeah! This place makes our humble village look like humble crap.
Is that you, Camille?
You know me?
- Of course! We are your sisters! - Welcome home.
Stop!
Go!
You’re great... and strong... and beautiful...
and way better than me. Yay...
Pyro?
Hey, it’s me, your little brother.
What happened? You got some meat shortage at that other village?
As a matter of fact, yes.
I’ve seen Wall Breakers with more muscle on their bones!
Let’s tell them we never found our real home.
Yeah, but you better say it.
Smoke always comes out of my nose when I tell a lie.
Well, here we are!
I’m happy calling this place my real home.
Uh huh. And to fit in here, we better act like the locals.
George, Steve.
We were out for a ride but we’re happy to be back in the best village there is.
- Are you lying? - No, I have a little cold.
And, yes I’ve been lying. And I’m never going to lie again.
So, I really like this Archer girl.
I wonder... if I was a war hero would she maybe dig me more?
That’s a Miner joke.
Yes, very minor. Almost minuscule.
How about you dig yourself up to that Clan Castle, see if anyone’s inside?
I’m alive? I thought that Tesla killed me for sure.
Maybe these spells brought me back to life. Maybe I’m invincible!
Wait, what? I guess I am invincible! I don’t know what’s going on,
but I do know I have to watch out for that Hidden Tesla.
This is a lot better.
Dead again.
Wait! How did I die?
That’s how.
Oh, I’ve had the weirdest day.
It would be great to talk about it with someone nice and...
so not deadly.
- Barb. - Hello, Barb. I’m David.
No... Barb.
Dead again.
This gives me an idea.
Maybe instead of dying, I can win this battle all by myself.
I’ll start by finding all the hidden Giant Bombs.
Bomb!
Bomb, bomb!
Too much bomb.
I’ll just take a smidge.
And with this, the plan is good to go.
That belt was holding my magic robe down!
So uh, I did all that.
Using four Giant Bombs and a belt.
What was the belt for?
To hold up my pants. All that digging made me lose some weight.
You really won the battle?
Yes I did, and you just won my heart.
- You smell like worms. - Hazard of the job.
You know what? I’m going to start this conversation over!
As soon as she crosses into the other Village,
they’ll send us the Dark Elixir.
I guess we’ll never have enough Dark Elixir.
We’re rich!
Black gold!
Town Hall tea!
Let’s get these Dark Elixir troops upgraded!
What a story, huh? Listen, I think I can get you a book deal.
I know a guy who can ghostwrite it for you.
Well, he’s not a ghost, but he is dead.
Hello?