- We're back! - Yeah we're back,
what are we doing here today?
- Today I'm going to let the boys control each other's lives
in the Sims. - Interesting, interesting.
- So he will have full control over me--
- Yes. - I will have full control
over Sim Shane. - In a two parter.
- Whoa!
That's for graphics.
(dance music)
- Those Try Guys escape once again, for now.
- If you guys build anything in the Sims world
and wanna upload it so that we get to see it,
#buzzfeedsims.
It's time to say goodbye to one of you.
- I guess you can go first. - I'm not gonna choose.
- I'll go first. - You go first?
- Yeah.
- Okay. - See ya later.
- Oh is this the part where I leave?
- Yeah you should go. - Yeah.
- You could say goodbye,
you don't have to say you should go.
- Oh, sorry, bye!
- I was talking to, that was directed at Shane.
- So we just got Seasons and I'm so excited
'cause I haven't played with it yet.
You get to choose what season it is.
- Fall is pretty spooky but winter,
I feel like there's a lot of movies set in winter
where there's grizzly murders going on, and I think it would
really annoy Ryan, he's a little lily of the valley
down here in southern California, not used to the cold.
Also I could put a little Christmas tree in Steven's prison.
- Just warning, you can freeze to death if you're not
wearing the right clothes. - Is that so?
- In winter, I'm not giving ideas.
- Thank you for that tip. - I'm giving you,
it's not a tip, last we left him, you were both at
the Try Guys' house. - Just doin' a little recon.
Is that Ryan? - Oh he's bundled up
for the cold. - He looks like a detective.
He's gotta go home.
What are you doing at the Try Guys' house like this still?
Get out of here, oh look at this beautiful winter scene.
This is gorgeous.
I have some questions about ghosts in this game.
Can you marry them?
- I think you can. - You think so?
- You can woohoo them.
- Ned is following her to bed. - Wait are they gonna woohoo?
What?
- He just had ghost sex with Landgraab?
Landgraab!
- Ol' Detective Bergara coming on home, whoa,
what a day it's been.
I'm just gonna walk around like a maniac for awhile.
I want him to find ghouls.
Give me graves give me graves, where are the graves at,
here we go, public enemy, what did that say?
- To become a public enemy, you should perform 10 mean
or mischievous interactions and be disliked by two people.
- That's gonna happen, that's gonna happen.
Are you cold, buddy?
Sorry.
Oh, spooky.
There might just be like prop graves.
Let's get out there and start making enemies I guess.
I just wanna meet a ghost but I guess you can't force that.
- There's a ghost living at a specific house in the Sims.
- Really, just the Ry guy here.
- Taking a solo trip.
- Yeah, well, I don't want my Sim implicated
with his rash behavior.
Oh, right here! - Oh there you go!
Friendly introduction!
Get in there, wait, oh, he's gonna make enemies with her.
- She's feeling flirty, Mimsy!
I'm just gonna really start just going for it here.
Tell a gross joke, oh, she's into this.
Here okay, it was fun to yell at her.
I think I'll have him be friendly to ghosts.
Ask about her career as a ghost.
No no no no, no no no, no, get back here.
Just get to know, hey, get to know her.
Gossip, gossip.
Hey, you hear all that juicy gossip about the sunshine?
Oh yes, statue and baseball glove.
How 'bout that though?
(Sim laughing) This is going swimmingly.
Yes plus plus plus plus, joke about politicians.
(chuckles) Stick it to those corporate fat cats.
Oh they're all big money, big money.
Yeah, what do you think of that, ghost?
Please stargaze, please stargaze with a ghost.
Yes. - Aw!
- Oh this is beautiful, it's like Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind.
Talk about your dreams.
This is like a rom com, confess your fear of vampires.
You know, vulnerability, maybe she'll admire that.
What else now?
Hey lady!
You just interrupted a very tender moment.
What the hell was that all about, who was that?
- Stepped on his face. - Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't know what that was.
- She a ghost?
She just disappeared.
- We got ourselves an FBA, that's a full bodied apparition.
- Wow. - This in fact is an FBA too,
Ryan's actually long been on the prowl for an FBA.
Ask if the ghost is single.
- She's married to Bernard. - What?
Can you kill a ghost?
Ryan's gonna have to kill a ghost.
- You can probably have an affair.
- Wait okay so you're married to Bernard.
We'll ask a risque question, see what happens.
I know you're a ghost but,
excuse me if this is too personal.
- Ooh, she didn't like it, oh it got awkward.
- He's trying to play it off, no, no big deal.
I got a lot of money, don't worry.
Hey you like burgers and cokes?
What if I just give you a nice gift.
Yeah, I'll give her the romantic gift of water.
- And it's spoiled water.
- Have some rotten water, my dear.
Huh, wha?
- Oh it worked!
He got hearts, she's feeling flirty now!
(laughs)
- Oh well I gotta go to bed, bye bye.
Smashing success.
Where's she gonna go?
Whoa, what just happened?
Where'd she go?
Where you going buddy?
Just sleeping on a bench in the cold.
Oh to be a ghost hunter.
- He's sleeping in a haunted place, it's like his MO.
- I'm gonna check around the other house,
see if there's any ghostly activity occurring.
Where's Ryan's love interest?
- Maybe you could call her up.
Oh she's not on there. - Oh darnit.
You know what, I'll invite Andrew over,
see if he wants to hang out.
- He's on the toilet calling Andrew.
- This is pretty on-brand for Ryan.
- That woman just walked through a wall!
(dark music)
- What is going on with this house?
Real polite, Ryan, this guy (chuckles),
so I'm using the sink.
Time to find Mimsy, wow look at this maze.
I like this 'cause it's very shiny especially now that
we have the snow here.
- Yeah, it looks, oh, there she is!
- Is that Mimsy? - What's that?
- No, it's Bernard.
Oh hello, friendly introduction, get on it, Ryan.
Time to make an enemy.
Hi Bernard, the old Bergmeister's here to steal your wife!
Friendly introduction (chuckles).
Hi.
Look at this dork.
Imply mother is a llama.
- He's mad! - He's a red coat.
Is he turning into like a malevolent ghost?
Trick with hand buzzer please.
Ryan I know you're sleepy but just,
okay no hard feelings here, Bernard.
(laughs excitedly)
You know what? - (gasps) He's so mad.
- If Ryan gets to scare a ghost,
it will be his ultimate dream.
Ryan's scaring a ghost!
- Oh they liked it though.
That was good times. (bleeps)
- Mock his outfit.
(gasps)
- Well he's disliked by that Sim so you've got
one of two Sims-- - I love it.
- To dislike him. - All right, I'm gonna,
I think Ryan needs a little bedtime.
He looks like a sleepy boy.
He's usually pretty sleep deprived so this is on-brand.
On it's spring already.
- Oh wow. - Let's check on Steven Lim.
Still a happy boy (laughs).
(camera shutter clicks)
Good one, Steven.
Can I put a big picture of nature on the wall?
Yeah is that nice, Steven?
You remember that, you remember grass?
(chuckles)
You remember what it was like out there?
Let's try and get him to take a little selfie.
What a nice day (chuckles).
I know we're getting side-tracked here,
I guess I should get back to Ry, very good.
He loves it, look at how happy he is.
The happiest he's ever been.
Okay, back to Ryan, enjoy it, Steven.
That's your little treat for this episode, good luck,
we'll check in with you in a few weeks.
- Wait are you sleeping in the hot tub?
- That would be very on-brand.
Oh hell yeah.
He's (bleep) baller, frankly if I had a hot tub,
this would be me all the time.
I'm not even gonna bother me.
If this was real life, it's the happiest day of my life.
Aw, look at the little look down here.
Does it look the same?
Okay, he's got his little jammers on.
- I forgot what he was wearing.
- Time to go to sleep, buddy.
Get that energy up, gotta go make people angry.
I really wanna drive down his reputation.
Wake up buddy, time to go to town.
Ah, it's too fast.
Just Ryan, I invited Andrew over to that house,
I don't know if he ever showed up.
He's busy. - There's a great party
going on at the Night Club right now, wanna check it out?
It says Andrew. - Yeah probably.
That is so like Andrew to be out at a night club.
You don't know this about Andrew, he seems pretty reserved
on this show but every night of the week,
he's called me on my cell phone saying,
"You've gotta come to this night club, it's amazing."
At the Discotheque Pan Europa.
Go here, dance battle right now.
Let's do it boys.
Who's your money on?
- Uh-- - Ryan or (mumbles)?
(inhales)
I really want him to lose this.
Good moves, Ryan.
- This is very uncomfortable.
- Very good. - There comes Andrew.
- Andrew doing some very avant-garde moves,
just a lot of.
And.
Did Andrew win, I think he did.
Look at Ryan storming off, well fine,
then I don't wanna talk to anyone.
Okay friendly.
Yo what up J.
Ha ha ha, I'm a nice guy.
Here's a nice compliment.
Who are you, get outta here.
Now, let's get right into it.
Shout forbidden words at Jade.
Okay, didn't go well.
Wait Jade, Jade, I'm sorry, Jade.
Give a mean gift. - What's a mean gift?
- I don't know we're about to find out.
Is it just a poop in a box?
Sims don't do that.
Oh, it's a fart in a box!
I wish I could make him do something publicly embarrassing.
- I don't know if there's any public embarrassment option.
- I'm just gonna take a whiz, all right, we don't need to.
(chuckles)
(toilet flushing)
Okay. - Cool!
- Let's go start making enemies as quickly as possible.
I want this whole town to hate me.
Rude introduction, rude introduction, rude introduction.
Just getting it all out of the way.
And people are leaving the bar now (laughs).
He's cleared out. - Hey wait,
there's that one guy.
- What guy?
- That guy that Keith hates, that guy.
- This guy? - Yeah.
Jeffrey Landgraab.
(chuckles)
- Okay here's something I wanna bring up, in the last game,
I said this guy looks awful and people said I look like him.
(bleep) You.
This man's ugly, I am hot.
- Order drink, get blitzed, bro.
I want the most expensive drink, a $41 drink.
Sorry, 41 Simoleon drink.
- Is it worth it?
- There's Andrew.
I'll let them trash another Sim.
Who can I trash?
Who to trash, not Mimsy.
Bernard!
Heard about this ghost Bernard?
Oh Andrew doesn't like him either, he's like,
don't know I ever know that guy.
- Are you gonna make Andrew and Ryan enemies?
- I like Andrew, we all like Andrew.
To be fair, I like Steven too, I like Adam.
But we've already got Steven in a prison.
It only makes sense that Andrew would not be on
the best terms with us, so let's start by yelling at him.
Let's mock his outfit.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
No Andrew, don't go away.
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
Huh, he changed his outfit (laughs)!
I mocked his outfit and now he looks like
a little Justin Bieber man.
No no no I'm sorry, come back here, come back here,
Andrew no no, where you going?
Is he going home?
Andrew!
(mumbles)
I got a gift for ya.
I missed it.
(bleeps)
I guess that worked a little too well.
I didn't expect him to storm off, but clearly,
he values Ryan's opinion.
(bassy dance music)
- They're dancing. - That's him?
Oh wow, that $40 drink really got to him.
Looking cool, Ryan, looking cool.
Imagine just being someone else in this club
and seeing him over in the corner over there.
Oh wow, what a nice club, everybody here having a good time.
What?
(bleeps)
(Kelsey chuckling)
God, he's coming over here, oh no.
I don't like his eyes, look at the way
his eyes are all glassy right now.
- You made his eyes.
- Yeah that's true.
This club is dead.
Andrew invited me to this party and then he high-tails it
out of here the second Ryan tells him,
"You know, maybe don't wear that."
The ghoul palace, what's Mimsy's deal?
- I ship it. - Ryan and Mimsy?
Rimsy? - Oh.
It's got a good ship name.
Oh look they're having an argument!
- You get out of here you scum bag!
Oh they're fighting.
- They're fighting, yeah.
- Oh hey Mimsy, good to see you.
- [Both] Flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt.
- Do it for us all, Ryan. - So dashing.
He just made a smoochy face for her.
- (gasps) She was into it!
- Good, good, good, good.
Photos, can I take a?
He'll finally get proof of a ghoul.
Don't (bleep) this up, Ryan.
(laughs)
- Crushed it.
They have the same eyes. - They really do.
Whoa, filters, baller.
Ooh, let's get one more for the Mims.
Love it.
Tell this ghost you're attracted to her.
- Oh, that's a little too much.
That's a little too forward for her.
- Ryan you idiot, compliment her appearance,
what about that?
Oh Ryan you're (grunting).
Gossip, gossip, gossip.
Yes yes yes yes yes.
Whoa, whoa!
- She's possessing the item.
- Oh that's kinda cool.
That was a little PG-13, you know what I mean?
Ask about being dead.
Hey what's that like?
Hey so you're dead as hell, right?
Ha ha ha ha.
Good, good, good, good, tell a funny story,
let's see how good he is at this.
I think he's nailing it.
Show me those positives, show me the plus signs, baby.
Stick the landing, yes! - Yeah!
- Oh! - Oh!
- And she's gone.
She's playing a little hard to get.
Well, Rome wasn't built in a day.
This is the story of the brave little ghost hunter.
Oh he went to places all around the world
and even though he never really found anything,
he found what mattered most, his courage.
- Andrew wants to come hang out with Steven.
- Yeah sure, come on over, buddy (chuckles).
- Steven. - Here he is.
- I'm here for Steven.
Where's my bro?
Steven, Steven?
We gotta shoot the new season, everybody's lookin' for ya,
no one knows where you are.
Steven!
Go say hi to him.
Don't get on my computer, don't snoop on there!
- [Sim] Gazuna.
- Gazuna.
Mazul.
Brighten his day.
Yeah don't worry about Steven.
What a nice day it is.
Do I have clothes?
I do love hot tubs but, I've just been wandering around
in my board shorts this whole time.
- Yeah, click on yourself and you can change your outfit.
- Change it to nude. - Or, or--
- Perfect.
Just making a salad, don't mind me.
This game's so stupid, I love it.
This is intense.
I never thought the rivalry would get this bad,
but it's gonna get there.
Look at the intensity in Andrew's face.
(Sims yelling) Ooh, oh God.
Look at his eyes.
- I don't think I've ever seen Andrew this angry ever.
- No me neither, this is thrilling.
(Sims speaking Simlish) (Andrew gasps)
- Too far. - Those words had an effect.
Oh does Ryan stink, does he have stink lines
coming from him? - Yeah.
- That's about right.
Shove, shove him!
Oh, fight, fight.
Yes!
(frantic classical music)
Who's gonna win, will there be a winner?
- Yeah. - Oh God.
This is so exciting.
Who's gonna do it?
(Sims grunting)
Whoa!
Did he beat up Ryan?
- Yeah, Andrew won.
(dance music)
- Look at this sad sack.
Take a shower, yeah, nothing will wash off the shame, Ryan.
Pathetic.
Well I'm pretty satisfied.
A good lot of people hate him.
We've got a-- (Sim singing)
We've got a burgeoning romance with a ghost,
essentially breaking up that marriage, which I love.
- I think this is a good spot to bring Ryan back
and let him know what you did in the next episode.
- Are you gonna show him the selfie?
- If you want.
- I think he's gonna be so excited.
I have allowed him to get footage, real photo evidence
of a ghoul which is all he ever wants in life.
- His ghoulfriend.
- Tune in next time. - Bye!
(light-hearted music)
- Hey, Unsolved is on a new channel, and now your part.
- [Both] Subscribe here.
- That was my part.