♪ Timmy is an average kid That no-one understands ♪
♪ Mom and dad and Vicky Always giving him commands ♪
Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom up in his room Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish Who grant his every wish ♪
♪ Cause in reality they are his oddparents Fairly oddparents ♪
- Wands and wings! - Floaty crowny things!
♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod, Buff bod, hot rod ♪
♪ Obtuse, rubber goose Green moose, guava juice ♪
♪ Giant snake, birthday cake Large fries, chocolate shake ♪
♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents♪
♪ It flips your lid when you are a kid With fairly oddparents ♪
Yeah, right!
[snoring]
- Ready, Cosmo? - Ready, Wanda.
One, two, three!
Wakey, wakey, Jimmy!
Ahh!
Oh, come on, little fella.
Even though we're your fairy godparents...
We don't need our magic to tell us that you're in for a boring,
ordinary day of school!
Yippee.
Welcome to the school of basic human training.
If you're gonna be my human parents,
you're gonna have to act as human as possible.
OK!
[burping]
What's next?
- What's going on? - You're being sued by Fairy World.
And Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor.
- Don't you mean prosecutor? - No!
I'm gonna be the defense attorney!
- No! - No!
And for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion.
[humming]
I'd like to approach the bench.
Very well.
Spot me, tiny fairy!
I call to the stand Timmy Turner!
After all the years of searching, I finally found proof of
the existence of fairy godparents!
I rule the Earth!
That's me graduating dictator college, and this is me taking over the world.
With smiles.
And this is where I'd put a trophy, if I had one!
Cool!
Killer crash suit, dude.
- Yeah, wherever did you get it? - Internet.
Puny humans! What's up?
I'm gonna suck your brains through these bendy straws!
I'm telling you for the last time,
keep it quiet up here!
She is terrifying the children in a way I could not.
You in the stupid alien costume, you're out of here!
But, Vicky--
You can play with your geek buddy after you clean up this room!
Oh, she's so... forceful!
Look, my old swimsuit still fits!
And so does mine!
Hey, looking good Turner!
Dinkleberg...
Oh man, this is it!
By my mother's mandible,
I say nay!
It's the Crimson Chin!
Nice going, CC. You saved me.
Actually Timmy, you saved me.
From myself.
Well, that was schmaltzy.
Who did you say writes my comic book?
Some 40 year-old dude who lives with his mom.
Any money in it?
- Lives with his mom. - Right!
Let's go kick some bad guy booty!
Up, up, and away!
Look, it's the Crimson Crybaby.
That Crimson Chin is so last issue.
I don't have a mansion or a party, or any of that stuff.
I just faked it to get you to like me.
- But it worked! - Yeah.
But I want friends to like me for who I am, not what I have.
I'm sorry I didn't figure that out earlier.
Whoa, I never thought of it that way.
- Really? - Yeah, but who cares? We're rich.
Hey everybody, except Timmy, Chester, AJ and the boil kid,
party on my yacht!
[cheering]
Hi, uh, I think it was really sweet the way you stood up for your friends.
And I better do this quick.
Wow. Hey, do you wanna stay and hang with us?
Are you nuts? There's a party on a yacht.
Bye, empty bus seat!
I mean, Tommy!
She almost remembered my name!
♪ My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space ♪
♪ My shiny teeth that sparkle Adding beauty to my face ♪
♪ My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a Christmas tree ♪
♪ You know you'll walk a mile Just to see me smile ♪
♪ My shiny teeth and me ♪
[cheering]
[mumbling]
You said a mouthful!