- But you're sure this shirt's okay, right?
- You're fine, relax, okay, they're gonna love you,
even if you're the first American guy I bring home.
- [Alan] Wait, what?
(speaking in foreign language)
(light melodic music)
- Oh, Alan, this is my Dad, my Mom,
(speaking in Spanish)
and that's Diego, my cousin who isn't related to me.
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you guys.
(speaking in Spanish)
- Gringo alert, yeah!
(speaking in Spanish)
But you know, I was a little distracted
in high school Spanish, so.
- Well, you just need to focus.
- What was that?
- Focus hard. - Hm-mm.
- What?
- I said that if you care, you really need to focus.
- Yeah, I've been telling him that,
but he has been trying to focus.
- Focus!
- [Joanna] He has Duolingo on his phone.
(speaking in Spanish)
- Very important.
- If he survives this weekend.
(laughing)
- Who is this guy again?
- It's my cousin, who isn't my cousin.
- Right, yeah. - I trust my Pupi
and if my Pupi say that you're a good guy, it must be true.
- Dad, that nickname is so embarrassing in English,
- Pupi. - Oh, my God!
- Chicos, can you help me set the table?
(speaking in Spanish)
Alan, keep (speaking in Spanish) company.
- Great, to go, okay.
(laughing)
- You're very handsome. - Huh?
- Pupi say you're a dentist.
- Oral surgeon. - I got new teeth.
- Hm?
- Got rid of old teeth, new teeth better.
Wanna see teeth? - What?
- [Grandma] New teeth better.
(eerie haunting music)
- Oh, no!
- Hey, oh, is there something wrong with her teeth?
- No, no, teeth, teeth so, teeth,
teeth, teeth great, yeah.
- Are you rolling?
- [Mom] Dinner's ready.
- No, no, Alan, come sit next to me.
So I was talking to Pupi and we were saying
that tomorrow morning we should hit the beach.
(eerie haunting music)
- The beach better watch out.
- Alan, will you hit the beach?
- What? - Will you?
- No, no, I would never hit anything.
(eerie haunting music)
- Gringos burn like crazy at the beach.
- [All] Oh!
- Beach, oh, my God!
- I guess there are a lot of cultural differences.
Sheep and lasagna, everyone!
(all expressing delight)
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom for a quick second, yeah.
- Oh, Alan, since you're up,
you mind grabbing the sheeps from there?
(light pulsing music)
- Yes.
- No, no, Alan, my model sheeps.
(laughing)
- [Alan] Okay.
(clearing throat)
- Alan, are you deaf?
My model sheeps,
I took that, sexy animal photography, it's my hobby.
- You've got to be fucking kidding me.
(speaking in Spanish)
- I'm having a little trouble understanding, that's all.
- Excuse me, we're making an effort here
and speaking English for you.
- I think he means he doesn't understand our family.
- Our family, who are you? - Alan!
I told you, he's my cousin, who isn't my cousin!
- That is not a thing!
Okay, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Joanna, Pupi, whatever, I love you so much,
I know I'm probably not what you had in mind for her,
I just wanted to make a good impression
and I wrote something up, Google Translate
and maybe it's not perfect,
but it's from the heart.
(light melodic music)
(speaking in Spanish)