In the wide world of animation, villains almost always steal the
show no matter how big or small their appearances are. Whether they be the main antagonist,
a one-time threat or an overarching villain we never see, villains are some of the most
interesting characters. But, being a villain tends to lead you towards criminal actions,
and when it comes down to it they need to be punished for their crimes.
I’m Brad with WickedBinge and this is Sentencing Dreamworks Villains for their Crimes - Part 2.
As always, we will be sentencing these characters as if they survived their respective stories so
that they could stand trial. Finally, we’ll only be talking about the criminal actions taking place
in the events of the film we’re talking about and not the entire franchise they’ve been in. In
this video we’ll be tackling the following films: Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimarron, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Shrek 2, and Shark Tale.
The first movie we’ll be tackling is the lesser-known but traditionally animated Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimarron.
Starting off this section of our list is The Wranglers. The Wranglers are the secondary
antagonists of the film, being under The Colonel’s employ. They are made up of five members, Roy,
Bill, Jake, Pete and Joe, being a group of cowboys that were hired
by The Colonel during the film. Now, not much is really known about what they do or who they are,
but we can sort of figure out what criminal actions they’ve partaken in. Firstly,
we can pretty easily assume they’ve taken part in poaching either with or without
The Colonel. They would also be on the line for Animal Cruelty, as they do harm a multitude of
animals along their way during the film. One may also say they’re hunting without a license, and
possibly trespassing, but it’s hard to tell with what we have in the movie. Regardless, for the
five of them, we believe five years in prison with a chance at parole is the most fitting punishment.
CRIMES: Poaching, Animal Cruelty
PUNISHMENT: Five Years in prison with a chance at parole
The only other criminal on our docket is Colonel George Armstrong Custer. Often referred to as just
“The Colonel”, Custer is the main antagonist of Spirit. During his screen time he commits
a multitude of criminal actions. During the events of the film he is one of the many
people trying to help conquer the American Frontier. This leads to many uniquely evil
crimes. Not only the poaching and animal cruelty that he shares with the Wranglers. However,
he’d also be on the line for some heavy heavy stuff that while rather legal then is highly
illegal now. This includes enslavement of the native american people and even
the attempted genocide of the same group of people. He also committed acts of terrorism
and usurpation during his time across the american frontier. Custer cared very little
for the lives of the natives and while the movie tries to paint the man as reformed by the end,
it’s hard to believe considering how heavy some of his criminal actions are. We think
an execution via hanging would be the best punishment for someone like this.
CRIMES: Enslavement,
Attempted Genocide, Usurpation PUNISHMENT: Execution via Hanging
However, we now move onto the final traditionally animated
movie from Dreamworks, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
The first criminal on this docket is Cetus, one of Eris’ pets. Cetus is a giant kraken like creature
that is raised by Eris to stop Sinbad during his quest. Cetus is an interesting case because Cetus
is not as conscious as the other criminals we’ll be discussing. Cetus is mostly an obstacle and
has the intelligence of an animal, so while we’ll be discussing his crimes, it is important to note
that. Cetus would be on the line for murder, as well as attempted murder, as he managed to kill
one sailor and attempted to kill the others. He stalked the ship, partook in some kidnapping as
well as attempting and succeededing in something that would be considered torture by any judge.
Sure, he is an animal and wouldn’t be punished the same way as others, so the most likely and
best option is Euthenasia… likely via heavy heavy drugs as that is the most likely option.
CRIMES: Murder, Stalking, Torture PUNISHMENT: Execution via euthanasia drugs
From pet to owner, we have the final criminal on our Sinbad docket, Eris. Eris is a goddess of
chaos who has a plan to cause mass chaos across all of the universe. This plan would firstly be
considered conspiracy, but that’s just the start of her laundry list of crimes. Firstly, thanks
to her shapeshifting abilities she would be on line for identity theft, as she pretended
to be someone she wasn’t to further her plans. She commits acts of Grand Theft, Incrimination
and even the routinely heinous act of Murder. Not to mention her attempted murder of Sinbad,
as well as a prince, which is it’s own can of worms. During the events of the film her body
count is quite surprising, and with each kill is another count. Sure, most of her
crimes are quite low level, but considering the fact that she wants to cause worldwide chaos,
she would be on the line as well for disturbing the peace. Yes, that’s not the biggest crime,
but it fits her genral vibe. After some discussion we believe the best course for
her punishment is to be depowered, made mortal and then publicly executed via beheading as
that’s the only fair way to punish someone who’s done so much pure evil over her time as a goddess.
CRIMES: Murder, Disturbing The Peace, Identity Theft
PUNISHMENT: Depowered, Public Execution via beheading
Now we have one of the most iconic films in Dreamworks library, the iconic
and highly rated Shrek 2.
The first up on our docket for Shrek Two is King Harold from Far, Far Away. So,
let’s get this out of the way, Harold is more of an antagonist than a true blue villain. However,
he does work with Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming and would be considered aiding and
abetting these two in their own criminal actions. In fact, he may be on the line for child abuse
as he locks up his daughter Fiona in a tower in hopes to have Prince Charming save her. In fact,
he’d be on the line for hiring a hitman, specifically Puss in Boots. One could
even argue for the attempted murder of Shrek, although this was sort of a last ditch effort
and not really his plan from what we saw. He even attempts to drug his own daughter
with the love potion that Fairy Godmother tried to give to Fiona. Harold does end up sacrificing his
humanity to stop the Fairy Godmother from harming Fiona… Which we have to take into account. Due to
his sacrifice, he are going to give him four years in prison with a chance at parole for his crimes.
CRIMES: Child Abuse, Hiring a Hitman, Attempted Drugging
PUNISHMENT: Four Years in Prison with a Chance at Parole
The next criminal up on our docket does become a hero, none other than Puss in Boots. Puss in Boots
is allegedly a famous ogre assassin, which means he has to have a pretty hefty body count under his
belt. Not to mention that being a hired killer is just as illegal… meaning that not only would he be
on the line for murder, but for contract killing as well. Now, it’s unknown what else he could have
done during his time as an ogre hunter, but from what we see, his crimes are quite major despite
having only a few of them to talk about during the film. Because we include murder and contract
killing… We have to give him a pretty hefty 25 years in prison. Fortunately cats have nine lives.
CRIMES: Assault, Murder, Working as A Hired Killer PUNISHMENT: 25 Years in Prison
Up next on our list is Prince Charming. Charming is the main antagonist of Shrek the Third,
but in Shrek 2, he’s little more than a secondary villain. Charming utilizes his status as a prince
and the son of the Fairy Godmother to try and get whatever he wants. So, he spends a lot of time
abusing his power. After finding out that Fiona is married he whines to his mother and the two
then try to abuse their power over Harold so that they can usurp his throne. He’s not only aiding
and abetting his mother’s plans, but he’s also committed acts of breaking and entering when he
came into the castle unannounced, identity theft when he pretended to be Shrek and even sexual
assault when he tries to kiss Fiona without her permission. He also tried to commit acts of love
theft and unlawful imprisonment, not to mention the attempted treason he does. Charming has a
long list of crimes in his first appearance, and as such needs a proper punishment. He deserves 30
years in prison with no chance at parole because most of his crimes aren’t violent but still major.
CRIMES: Identity Theft, Sexual Assault, Aiding and Abetting
PUNISHMENT: 30 Years in prison with no chance at parole
The final criminal on our docket for Shrek 2 is none other than The Fairy Godmother.
Fairy Godmother is a high ranking magic user who has been around for a long time,
making deals and helping those she deems to be in need. However, she is shown to abuse her
power throughout her appearance in the film. She is shown to slander those when she can,
attempts to murder people like Shrek when they get in her way and even use blackmail.
She commits acts of animal abuse on even sentient animals like Donkey,
tortures people when they get in her way and even commits acts of treason,
slavery and even psychological abuse of her son and others. She plans a conspiracy so that she
and Prince Charming could have control over the royal family. Part of this conspiracy includes
both identity theft and attempted sexual assault of Fiona, although she forces Charming to do it.
Godmother commits plenty of criminal actions, and we believe the best punishment for her would
be a public execution via beheading due to her crimes against many people and even her kingdom.
CRIMES: Blackmail, Attempted Murder, Slavery PUNISHMENT: Public Execution via Beheading
From one meme machine to another, this is the final
movie on our docket, none other than Shark Tale. The first criminal from Shark Tale on our list is
Lola. Lola is a fish that Oscar meets after getting famous, secretly being part of Don Lino’s
mafia. So, of course she’d be on the line for organized crime, aiding and abetting Don Lino at
the time. She commits acts of abuse and blackmail not to mention attempted Extortion as she tries
to seduce Oscar out of his money. She helps in the Kidnapping plot and is also responsible for
conspiracy when she works alongside Lino. Lola is a very important member of the criminal empire,
however, she doesn’t do too much in terms of violent crimes. At worst, her punishment would be
fifteen years in prison with no chance at parole as she is a member of an organized crime family.
CRIMES: Organized Crime, Extortion, Blackmail
PUNISHMENT: FIfteen Years in prison with no chance at parole
The next criminal on the docket is Frankie. Frankie is the son of Don Lino and a member
of his organized crime family. So of course he’d be on the line for organized crime,
but not to mention his attempted murder or assault. He also on the line for aiding and
abetting the aforementioned crime family and may or may not be abusive. Frankie
isn’t around for long and doesn’t do much, but it is important to note his criminal
actions. The punishment for his crimes is simple enough, twenty five years in
prison with no chance at parole as he’s a bit higher up on the list than Lola.
CRIMES: Organized Crime, Assault, Attempted Murder
PUNISHMENT: Twenty Five Years in Prison with no chance at parole
The final criminal on our list and on the dreamworks docket for today is Don Lino.
Lino is a criminal kingpin and the head of an organized crime family, and being the don,
he’d be the one most on the line for Organized Crime. He commits acts including blackmail and
conspiracy, mostly in line with the aformentioned organized crime. He’s even on the line for
kidnapping, especially considering the fact that he would even be considered for unlawful
imprisonment as well. This comes from the fact that he keeps pet pirahnas that seem to be just as
sentient as everything else and as such would be protected under the law. He even kidnaps and then
murders shrimp and prawn by eating them, and we know for a fact that they’re fully alive, meaning
that he wouldn’t get off the hook for that. This shows that Don’s criminal history is interesting
for a kid’s movie as he commits acts of what would essentially be cannibalism. Sure, cannibalism
isn’t in itself illegal, but they are living organisms and not already dead and therefore open.
Lino deserves nothing less than a public executon via electric chair and/or lethal injection.
CRIMES: Organized Crime, Murder, Kidnapping PUNISHMENT: Public Execution via electric
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