Welcome to the Star Wars Show Holiday Special!
Starring, Andi Gutierrez!
Peter Townley!
Also Starring Chopper!
CH-33Z!
Kevin!
With special celebrity guest appearances right now by
Dave Filoni!
Steve Blum!
Taylor Gray!
Ashley Eckstein!
And TV heartthrob, Sam Witwer!
Oh, hey, I didn’t see you there because there's a camera crew in the way.
My name is Pablo Hidalgo, and I want to welcome you to my humble reading nook, when I’m
not not answering Star Wars questions on Twitter, I’m here.
Reading.
And, because it’s a holiday season, I want to share with you a special tale from one
of my least read books- “The Star Wars Show.”
Before I begin, I just want to make this absolutely clear that none of what you’re about to
see is canon.
I’ll wait for the camera guy to acknowledge that he understands that
That’s better.
Let’s begin.
Now, where was I.
Ah yes.
Chapter 33.
The Holiday Special.
Peter, and Andi were busy preparing for a big Life Day holiday party in their studio
for all their friends.
Perfect!
Look what $10 at a discount party store will get you!
This place looks like a regular winter wonderland!
What do you think, Andi?
What?
What’s up?
The holiday party we’re throwing today!
Oh yeah!
It looks beautiful, good job Do you think the Droids are okay?
Chopper knows what he’s doing.
And Cheese, a little on the nose but it’ll work
All we have to do now is wait.
But while Peter and Andi waited for their guests to arrive, a Life Day coincidence was
taking shape on the other side of the set.
What was that noise?
I think it was coming from behind the door of the fourth wall.
The fourth wall?...we’ve never been over there.
Should we investigate?
Probably And when they walked through the fourth wall,
Peter and Andi were so overcome with joy they had to sing about it.
Look at all the room here!
It’s full of holiday cheer.
Why have we never been in here before?
Everything is happy.
None of this is sappy.
We’re both really ready to explore!
This tree has a Death Star!
This tree has a space car!
And this tree used to be a Tansform-ar!
I’ve been waiting all year.
To be with all my friends here.
I hope I get a brand new Zuvio.
‘Cause in these helmets you’ll never see a frown!
When the Mando Mercs are comin’ to town!
Everybody gather ‘round it’s time for us to say!
We wish you all a happy life day!
Hey!
Was that Lumpy?!
Nah.
Look at his face.
He looked a little more...STRETCHY!!!
Just a reminder, NONE OF THIS IS CANON!
Peter!
Look!
It’s my favorite band, Gonkerson Starship!
Gonkerson Starship?!
Where!?
Right over there!
Gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
‘Cause in these helmets you’ll never see a frown.
When the Mando Mercs are coming to town!
Everybody gather ‘round it’s time for us to say!
We wish you all a happy life.
We wish you all a happy life daaaaaaay!
LIFE DAY!
Wow Andi, this really is the best Holiday party ever!
I guess so.
You guess so?!
I mean, yeah, almost everybody we invited is here.
Almost everyone?
Yeah, everybody except the Life Day Space Wizard.
DID SOMEBODY SAY WIZARD?!
DHRUV CHANCHANI!
The actor who played Kitster in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
I’m here to....FINISH THE EPISODE OF COURSE!
Wait, does that mean the party is over?
Well, yeah.
NO!
It just started!
Peter?
Peter?!
Excuse me Peter what are you doing?
Andi, I just love the holiday party so much, I don’t want it to end.
But it has to, we’ve never made an episode longer than 10 minutes before.
I don’t care about that
I’m taking the party with me to a place where time has no meaning.
Outer space!
Wait, what?!
That makes no sense.
How are you going to get to outer space?
In this.
That’s a cardboard box you wrote “Space Ship” on.
Is it, Andi?
But...when will you be back?
Someday.
Maybe sooner than you think!
And so, Peter flew to the moon where holiday parties never ends.
As for Andi, well, her story will continue in 2017.
As for me?
I quit this whole thing forever.
Seriously?!
What the heck was that?
Kitster?
That’s how you end this thing?
Seriously, you had all year to come up with an ending and you end it with Kitster?
And what was the deal with that intro?
None of those people were in the show Whats going on here?
That book has nothing in it!
I had to ad-lib that whole intro!
Life Day!