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the last text message I sent was okay
Joanna because she said I want you to
step on my chest with those heels can i
watch some videos of you tonight oh my
god oh my gosh you're not kidding
the text itself says it's getting bigger
and bigger which out of context sounds
weird but it's like to my dad it's about
drag race he was like oh I saw it on my
feed and I was like oh it's getting
bigger and bigger perverts - kimchi I
was sleeping on the bus and she
changed her profile she said you
continue to be an inspiration and I said
I hate you I was watching these
two old ladies argue on the bus one lady
was like that's like your man's dick
better than you
the lady's like ah my man's dead of
course he's dead cuz he's with your
dancing crab legs and Houston my
birthday is coming up in a for
some crab legs the last thing I googled
barber shops in New York my favorite one
what's your favorite flavor
passion fruit oh really I go with taro
taro meltia
very white a pastor's explains it makes
the power of good dick so that's what I
Google and I went to the video polymath
he o ly ma th okay it's a noun polymath
uh-huh it's a person of wide-ranging
knowledge and learning okay so the last
thing I googled was a meditation on
prosperity because I just believe in
putting that energy out whenever they're
coming back to you yeah she just googled
a
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it better not be porn hi it's not the
last thing I Google was Brazil LGBT
election because they just had a really
important election so it's really
important to keep ourselves aware and
abreast of what's happening in the world
so they're asking a Google yeah boom one
no of the tears I use that for like
everything you no matter what it is I
use that just to say okay I saw your
message like I thought it would be the
bumble bee but it's actually the
eggplant the beach no it's the kissing
phase oh so you must use mine is the
heart that's bizarre I thought it was
the knife it's a classic red heart minor
definitely like that devil horns the
lake the rock hands yeah the like
smiling devil the mischievous one the
rock hands and then that like fatty like
like like you may be eating the booty or
maybe you're just winking I said this
she recorded me she's like I haven't
talked to any of these hoes my last hit
was to both a carrier and Zanjeer girl I
can't wait to move to LA I'm tired of
these of this how do
you find that oh I paid Trey Butler $31
for a kitty food in litter well instead
it's so cute I'm gonna die alone it was
a $2.00 fee to death to do a transfer so
I don't really know what the that
is like demo girl run me her money back
they brought me some extra clothes girl
but my last paper on was to my friend
plaque shameless plug router Adagio he
doesn't love my costume wait somebody
paid me $50 how do our claim this Lola
Cory paid you 50 bucks how do I get that
it's in your
here transcend a bank Oh Oh watch answer
can we stop at the ABC liquor store
y'all certainly are nosy a glamour
aren't y'all these things
damn damn damn okay on three let's say
backhoes one two three
by Glamour I mean you're bye grandma bye
house
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