>> James: THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM THE "L.A. TIMES."
IT READS, "VIAGRA CAN BE USED AS A TREATMENT FOR CORONAVIRUS."
THAT'S THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ, "MORE LIKE COVID-69."
THIS HEADLINE COMES FROM THE FROM NEWS WEEK, A NEW COVID SIDE
EFFECT, THE NEW HEADLINE SHOULD BE HAVE BEEN WAY TO MAKE THIS
ENTIRE PANDEMIC ABOUT YOU, CANDLE.
HERE IS ONE FROM THE DAILY MAIL THAT SAYS RARE NINE LEGGED
OCTOBER PUS DISCOVERED BY JAPANESE FISHERMAN.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ, "EIGHT-LEGGED OCTOPUS JUST
REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU."
HE IS SAYING HE IS HAS GOT A-- GET IT, RIGHT. ONE FROM THE
MIRROR MAN DISCOVERED THIRD VIEL PHOTO HAS BEEN INTERNET MEM FOR
AREAS, THE HONEST SHOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL, THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE BULLYING A THIRD GRADER, THEY WERE ACTUALLY
BULLYING AN ADULT.
>> HERE IS ONE FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST THAT SAYS
FREAKISHLY LARGE GOLD FISH FOUND IN SOUTH CAROLINA LAKE.
THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ HUFFINGTON POST BODY SHAMES
GOLD FISH.
AND FINALLY, BODY BUILDER MARRIES AFTER TWO YEARS OF
DATING, SHONNEST HEADLINE, GUYS IN DOLLS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY.
DON'T YOU DARE GO ANYWHERE.