- I'm Kat.
- I'm Ethan.
- Yeah, you said that.
(bell ringing)
(light music)
Please don't be a mass shooter.
- What?
- Sorry, it's just like first thing that came to mind.
- Oh my God. Am I giving off shooter vibes?
- Meh. - Really?
- Yeah. - Shit.
- I don't know. What's your Reddit username?
- It's IncelUprising.
I'm joking, joke.
- [Kat] How much?
- That'll be 3.25.
- Yo, can you please maybe hurry the fuck up?
- Can I pay you the rest tomorrow?
- I'm sorry, baby. There's a policy.
- Hey, Kat. I got you.
- Oh, hi. - How you doing?
- I'm good. How are you? - Sweet.
I'm good. I'm good.
Hey Erica, how much was it?
- [Erica] 3.25.
- Don't worry, I have like 1.25 here.
- Do you, um, for a grapefruit?
Do you want something else to eat?
- She's doing the grapefruit diet.
It's not easy. Don't tempt her.
- Okay.
Cool.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
I'll see you in biology.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks. - Yeah, sure.
Hey. - Hey.
I'm really fucking scared.
I could drink this like every day of my life.
- Yes.
How about you grab another slushie? I go get more tickets.
And then, get super drunk and ride the Ferris wheel.
- Deal.
Thank you.
- No problem.
(somber music)
- Just tell your sister I really need her
to cover my shift on Wednesday.
For real, she's not answering any of my texts.
- I promise you, I will say something.
- I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend's family
for the first time.
It's really important.
You're the best.
- Hey.
Did you get my texts?
- No.
- Really?
Well, I sent you a bunch of texts.
- Didn't get 'em.
- Well, it says like delivered on my phone.
- Look, I really don't want to talk about this right now.
- Wait, are you for real?
Did I like do something?
- I don't know, Ethan. Did you?
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
- Like, um, what happened the night of the carnival?
Because I feel like it felt like we were like having
a lot of fun and we were like hanging out,
and then you just kind of like disappeared.
- What is like your weird fascination with me?
I don't get it.
- What? I don't have a weird fascination with you.
- Okay.
Say we hung out that night, then what?
- I don't know.
And then we would, like, hang out again.
- Ethan, why would we hang out again?
- 'Cause we like enjoyed hanging out.
- Ethan, if you want me to suck your dick or fuck you,
just say it.
Stop acting like we're gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend,
because the chances of that happening
are like literally zero.
(dysphoric music)
What are you doing?
Hey.
- Hey.
- Um, can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.
What's up?
- I don't really know what else to say other than I'm so,
so sorry.
But, that night at the carnival,
when you were flirting with that girl, I just, I don't know.
I just had like this reaction and I just like hated you.
Whether that's fair or not, I don't know.
But, I guess I just,
I guess I just wanted to hurt you
as much as I imagined you'd hurt me.
And I know that sounds juvenile, but it's true.
And I wouldn't even be saying this to you,
because you're actually not like this.
You're actually really kind.
And you're actually really nice.
And I'm just, I just, I'm so shitty.
And I just wish I could go back.
- Kat, I liked you since I sat down next to you.
You know, and I know that you think there's
like zero chance that we're gonna be together forever.
And I dunno, I guess we're both juniors.
So, you're probably right about that.
You know, I mean, like is one of us gonna get hurt?
Yeah, probably.
But, I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.
- I'm crying. Sorry.
- It's okay.
(gentle music)
Sorry, was that awkward? - No.
- Wanna get the fuck out of here?
- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.