- Are these snack cereals made of the right materials?
- Let's talk about that.
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Gooooood Mythical Morning.
- Every time I turn around,
there's a new cereal on the market,
and you know I ain't complaining,
'cause I love that cereal companies
keep finding new ways to spruce things up.
Especially if that means transforming popular snacks
into milk and bowl meals.
- Milk and bowl meals, and today we got some more,
so we're putting cereal based on real foods
back in the hot seat to find out which ones
are the real deal.
It's time for Super Snack Flavor Match,
Snack Cereal Edition Part Two.
- Just like last time, we're gonna try a lineup
of these snack-based cereals,
and give 'em each a rating
on a scale of one to 10.
Not based on how much we like 'em.
We'll tell you that.
But we're gonna rate 'em on how close they come
to the snack that they're impersonating,
or emulating.
- And since we already declared a snack cereal Brian
in our last edition of this,
the cereal with the highest overall score in this round
will go head to head with our last snack cereal winner,
the esteemed Eggo waffle cereal.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
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- We're starting out with Wendy's new Frosty cereal,
this is a thing?
I gotta go down the cereal aisle more often.
- I'm telling you, man, this is a nice thing.
- Can you dip your fries in this thing?
Okay, so it's chocolatey cereal,
chocolate-flavored multigrain cereal
with marshmallows.
So they got a little bit of the marshmallow action going.
- So if you take a look at this, lot of marshmallows.
- I'm starting with the Frosty,
because I gotta establish that taste again.
- And it's, the marshmallows really match
the exact color of the Frosty,
so good job there.
- Good job, Kellogg's and Wendy's.
- The Frosty...
It's had such staying power
because it's its own flavor,
and you know it.
The bar's kinda high, you just can't go with
"Chocolate milkshake, oh, you know,
it's more about the marketing."
No, no, no. - Yeah, there's some special
specific chocolate in there.
I gotta say, I might think I was just eating Cocoa Puffs.
- Yeah.
It doesn't have that magic flavor
that is unique to a Frosty.
- Great cereal, but it doesn't really taste like a Frosty.
- I hate not giving it a high score,
because it's an amazing cereal.
I've never seen so many small marshmallows in a cereal.
- It's a good box.
- The colors are so engaging.
- Look at the back.
Oh, you can get a free Frosty. - Yeah, it's just...
- [Rhett] QR code. Scan that.
- I recommend getting it,
but don't think it's gonna taste like a Frosty.
I'm gonna give it a five.
- Wow.
I mean, if we're just scoring it
how much it tastes like a Frosty,
I'm going all the way to a four.
- Hm.
- 'Cause it's a good cereal,
I don't wanna go lower than that.
- And it makes chocolate milk!
I just feel so bad about this,
but we gotta do what we gotta do.
- Okay, so four and five, that's a total of nine.
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- And now, Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies cereal.
I've actually never had the Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies.
- I don't think I have, either.
- [Link] So I'm a little surprised
that it's been turned into a cereal, but I'm...
- Something's gotta be something you've had
in order to be turned into a cereal?
Is that the rule?
- No, but.
- Where the bowls at?
- Yeah, let's get...
- There's no cereal, and there's no cereal in here.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah.
- [Both] Giant Deborah, hear our call.
You are big and we are small.
We hunger for your cosmic treat.
Brownies cereal is all we want to eat.
We pledge our loyalty for all you do.
Giant Deborah, please come through!
- Really, guys?
Really? - Hey!
- What?
- I know you called my sister.
- Oh, okay, you heard about that.
- We were stuck, man.
- We were saving those Swiss rolls for her marriage.
- Well she gave 'em away freely.
- We have to refill her dowry.
It's a whole thing.
- She's so little, I guess she was intimidated
and didn't wanna tell us.
- I don't like it when you comment on her size.
- Oh. Well, I mean-
- I am very sorry.
- I mean, her name has the word "tiny" in it.
- Yeah, I thought it was part of the brand.
- I don't understand.
- I'm sorry? Is that okay?
I'm really sorry.
- Is it okay to be sorry?
- That is okay.
- [Link] Okay.
- Are you sorry?
Be a grown-up.
- [Rhett] Apologize.
- For what? What did we actually, we didn't do anything.
- I don't, sometimes it's just a misunderstanding,
and you still apologize.
- I'm sorry if it upset you.
- No, don't, it's not...
Aw, man.
You made a conditional apology.
- Well, it's...
- Just pour the milk, man!
I think you just ruined our relationship.
- Kinda my thing.
Look at that, see,
I think this one's gonna turn into chocolate milk, too.
- The color is very light brown,
which is not super tempting.
- Yeah.
And they're not connected and perforated.
Hey, we gotta be tough on these things.
Mm.
- It's almost like fudge.
- I know, it's so fudgy!
That is good, that is definitely worthy of a cereal.
- Okay. That's a lot to live up to.
- Hm.
- Now, they do have the little things on 'em.
Not getting the color right,
but they're getting the colorful part right.
- The chocolate chip candies.
- That was strange.
- It's not very chocolatey.
Well it definitely doesn't help to taste
like a straight-up fudgy brownie right beforehand, but...
- Maybe a joke will help.
"Why is astronomy hard to learn?"
- I don't know.
Why is astronomy hard to learn?
- "Because most of it is over your head."
- Okay, their jokes suck, too.
- Aw, man, I wanted to like this.
- Yeah, I keep searching for the chocolate.
And...
You know what?
The milk is not even chocolatifying.
- This is great, we love it.
- You know what, I'm just straight-up sorry.
Thank you for coming back.
- Tiny Giant Deb wrote that joke.
- Oh, gosh.
Just keeps getting worse.
I thought you just wanted another apology.
- I thought it was a great joke,
and I thought it was delivered expertly.
- I agree.
- Yeah, it was just-
- You're making enemies.
- You know what? The joke was just over my head.
- Ah. Pretty good recovery.
- And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Giant Deborah. - For everything.
Okay.
- See? We're good.
Three.
- I was gonna say three as well.
Three plus three is six.
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- We found our next cereal while on a walkabout down unda.
- Yeah, we did.
- Here we have Dunkaroos cereal,
we actually tasted the original on Discontinued Snacks,
but you know what?
We said they should be bringing it back,
and you know what they did?
They did bring it back.
You're welcome. You're welcome!
It's a service to humanity.
- But when they brought 'em back,
they did not keep them as kangaroos.
They're just little...
- Almost little Oreo cookies-ish.
With little Ds on 'em.
- That's a pretty big D for a little...
It's like a dime-shaped thing.
- Did you know that the Dunkaroo,
is this a special edition of it,
or was it always like...
Did it always look like cake batter
with little sprinkles in it?
- It's not cake batter, it's icing.
- [Rhett] Yeah, icing.
- Woo, it's so good.
- Could you pour the milk for me?
'Cause I'm ready to eat my cereal.
- Oh, yeah.
Boop.
- [Rhett] There's a cookie, what is it, Cookie Crisps?
Is that a cereal?
- Yeah, dude.
- It has...
Okay, for a guy whose pouring milk is your thing,
and I didn't phrase that correctly,
but you know what I'm saying. - You're trapping me,
the carafe's too full!
You're botching my thing.
- If something's your thing,
you gotta be better at it than that.
That's all I'm gonna say.
- Come on.
We're a team.
Don't throw me under the bus, Mikayla!
This is all your fault!
Don't throw me under the bus!
- While Link's making more enemies,
I'm gonna eat this.
- You're right, I think that General Mills
makes Cookie Crisp, too,
I think you're onto something,
they use the same machines.
Can you verify that? General Mills? Cookie Crisp?
- Man, this is...
No one's really bringing it today.
- Mm-hm.
I'm right, General Mills. Thank you.
Mikayla, I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings.
- [Mikayla] It did.
(crew laughs)
- First of all, I don't like this cereal.
This is the first one I just,
I don't wanna keep eating.
- Try to think of vanilla frosting when you eat it.
- It tastes more like Dunkaroos
than anything else has tasted
like the thing it was trying to emulate yet.
- That's what I was getting at, yeah.
- But, not that...
It's just the other stuff has been so far off.
I'm gonna give it a six, because,
it's bringing a little bit of that
almost fakey cake batter taste that you get,
but that's all I'm gonna give it.
- Yeah, if you like Dunkaroos,
I actually think you will like this.
I'm gonna give it a seven.
And you know what? I'm actually sorry.
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- Next up we got Post's Honey Maid S'mores cereal
versus of course actual s'mores.
You know what?
Stevie, if we ever go camping together,
maybe this is what we can have for breakfast next morning.
- We'll have that during the night,
during those late night conversations.
- Everybody's dreaming about this camping trip.
The cereal's what's gonna push me over the edge.
- How's that sound, Stevie?
- [Stevie] Who's everybody who's dreaming about it?
Is this a proposition?
- On the street, people come up to me.
- Yeah, yeah, "When are y'all gonna
go camping with Stevie?" - "When are y'all gonna go
on that camping trip with Stevie?"
- 'Cause they've been dreaming about it.
Okay, so, we were told
that there is another s'mores cereal on the market
that actually is kinda off and on the market,
Kellogg's Smorz cereal with a Z,
apparently it's a limited thing.
We couldn't get it, because it's so limited,
so we got the Honey Maid, or the Post,
made with Honey Maid graham crackers,
so to make this as close of a comparison as possible,
these are Honey Maid graham crackers.
You see? You can't outsmart us.
(crewmember chuckles)
Oh, the milk. Huh.
Mikayla's sending a little message.
Okay.
How you gonna do now?
How you gonna do, oh! - Kinda my thing.
- Oh, Neal. Oh, no, no, no!
You got milk on my seat!
- This was my thing!
This was my thing!
- You don't mess with Mikayla. I already knew that.
I already knew that.
- Nobody messes with Mikayla.
Put that on a tee shirt.
(Rhett chuckles)
All right.
See how pourable it gets
once it's at a proper level?
- Yeah, okay.
- Oh, gosh.
- So, s'mores time, first.
- Yep, yep, yep.
- These are a little bit,
now that's a toasted marshmallow,
and it's melted chocolate.
- S'mores are so great when you're camping.
Course, everything is great when you're camping.
When it's freezing cold. - I'm out of spoons.
I'm out of spoons, I left my spoon.
I gave up my spoon.
Can I have a spoon?
- See, Mikayla's
taking it out on you, too. - Mikayla, I had nothing to do
with the whole milk thing.
I've been so supportive.
- The ratio here. - This whole time!
- The ratio here is pretty spot-on.
- Thank you, Deborah.
- Mikayla's a good friend of mine.
Treat her well.
- I mean, if you look at the bowl,
I'm loving the ratio.
Yeah, I got four marshmallows,
to one two three four five chocolates,
and four graham crackers.
That's pretty good with a random sample,
you know what I'm saying?
- They've ratioed it out great.
The graham cracker taste is coming through strong.
- I know.
Which is great.
I love the taste, it's definitely giving Kellogg's
a run for its money.
And there's no dumb Z in the title.
Which I love.
- I'm going all the way to a seven for this.
- Yeah, if it were chocolatey-er, it could've been a 10.
I'm gonna give it an eight.
- Wow. Okay.
It's a tasty cereal.
- [Link] And that's a total of...
- [Both] 15.
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- Okay, Dunkin' Donuts Caramel Macchiato,
you might think that's not a snack, but, trust me,
there's a lot of sugar in this thing,
it's definitely a snack.
- Yeah, it's a treat.
- Which is validated by the fact that Post
did turn it into a cereal.
So let's give a...
- That's a good-looking box, too, I appreciate this box.
- You want a little mixy?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you just, it's all about straw depth,
to get the right mixture you want.
Woo!
- Good lord.
- It's strong in coffee.
Super super sweet.
- It's a little shocking at first.
- [Link] Yeah, it's...
- But I keep sipping on it.
- It's a high octane coffee, I like that.
- All right, can you milk me?
- Not exactly, apparently.
- Man, you've...
Mikayla has turned on you, man.
Your actions
have consequences, man. - My chickens have
come to roost.
- They just come to roost?
- Yeah.
- They haven't come home to roost?
- I don't know.
I don't have a home.
Mikayla, I wanna make this right.
Can I at least have some more milk?
- Oh wow, they're both coming.
No, they're, she's...
- You want this?
- Yes.
- She looks very upset. - Thank you. Just.
- You said you wanted to make it right.
- She's really going.
- Make it right.
- Mikayla, I am, okay, fine.
- You made her cry, man.
- You know what? I'm so sorry.
You know what?
Just between me and you, I couldn't have my thing
if it wasn't for your thing.
And I need you.
But I need you to be excellent.
- She can't speak right now.
- And the milk needs to be in this range.
Okay? For us both to be champs.
But I can't do this without you,
and I'm sorry for throwing you under the bus.
And will you forgive me?
- I'll think about it.
- She's cold, man.
- Okay.
- She's cold.
She'll think about it. There ya go.
Yeah, you're good with the jug.
- Yeah, this is, I don't have these at home.
- You don't set the carafe out on the table?
"Daddy's got his carafe."
- There's not a lot of marshmallows in this, but...
- I mean first of all, it doesn't,
the visual representation of the cereal...
This should be the color of the Cosmic Brownies.
You know what I'm saying? It should be...
The Cosmic Brownie cereal, it should be light brown.
This is, I just don't feel like I know,
I'm getting into some Cocoa Puffs here again.
It has that shocking coffee taste right at the beginning.
- It really does.
And I think it is gonna make coffee milk.
- By a long shot,
this is not my favorite of the cereals we tasted today.
- Mm-hm.
- But, they're nailing that very particular, what is that?
What is that flavor they're nailing?
Just macchiato?
- It's a caramel marshmallow swirl.
- Go back to it and you see
just how well they did.
- It's very impressive.
I thought I liked this, and now I'm not liking it,
because...
Yeah, I don't like this cereal.
- The cereal's better than that, but I don't...
- But if you love this, really love it?
Then you should give this a shot.
- This is an eight from me.
- An eight from me as well.
- Oh, wow! Eight plus eight is 16!
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- All right, let's find out once and for all
who the true king of snack cereals is.
- Yeah, so our winner from last time,
the Kellogg's Eggo waffle,
versus, which we actually gave an 18 out of 20,
both gave it a nine, versus our winner from today.
- Now, again, it says
"Maple flavored home style waffle syrup,"
so we do need to do the maple.
- Can that be my thing?
I want a thing. - Sure, sure, sure.
- I'll be the syrup guy.
- It can be your thing.
- It won't happen as often.
- [Link] 'Kay.
Oh, that's a nice drizzle.
- And this is with my off hand.
You gotta see me with my right hand.
- All right.
Like eating childhood.
But not eating children.
Hm.
You know, this is very fresh in my mind,
and fresh in my mouth.
I don't even know if I need to taste it again, but...
She forgave me.
- Oh, look at that.
That's a perfect pour.
- Yeah.
- Now if you screw this up, it's all on you.
- See that?
See how it just wants to just climb out?
- That's with your off hand, too.
But you are left-handed, so.
- I don't have an off hand, brother.
- Oh, I just said it offhand.
- Look at that, look at my thing happening, man.
Gentle.
Even a little bit more, ooh, yes.
- I remember just loving this.
'Course I haven't had it since.
I don't treat myself in real life.
- We treat ourselves on this show only.
Dink it?
And sink it.
Dink it, I'll dink my own teeth.
- It's still good.
- [Link] Super crunchy, super maplely.
Super echoey.
- I don't know, man.
These flavors are so strong,
that the match seems almost more obvious to me,
now that I'm tasting it.
- Now that it's been sitting there,
I can try cereal coffee milk,
to see if that, if it has a coffee flavor,
that's gonna put me over the top.
It does.
- Listen.
I didn't think it could be dethroned,
but I'm gonna have to agree with you.
The Dunkin' Donuts, or just Dunkin',
they took the Donuts off,
Caramel Macchiato flavored cereal is officially
our new snack cereal Brian.
Sorry, Eggo.
- [Link] I don't feel great about it,
'cause I don't like the cereal.
- I don't like it either!
But it's not about that, it's how much does it taste
like the thing it's trying to taste like?
- Yep.
So, we'll just have to do this a third time,
so we can get rid of this junk.
- Yeah, we gotta dethrone this thing.
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