i have a question ask what you want to
final beer
10 30. you were just sick a second ago
do you want to do anything fun
uh yeah let's make a sale i love that it
totally psyches me up
snooki's drinking is it's pretty out of
control from 11 in the morning
to the wee hours of the night and never
stopping
that means you're drunk all day and all
night long
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oh god what every time i try and steal a
beer
danny catches me nicole where are you
going now ah i'm going to panic no
you're not you're smelling a beer
if i want to have a beer i'm allowed to
have a beer that's it you're staying all
night
this isn't like law school this is a
t-shirt shop danny i'll do anything
like the carpet you don't see that being
a problem you're ready to lick the
carpets
this is called rock bottom go get a
coffee
i told danny that i was going to go get
coffee but i really went to the bar to
take shots
so smooshing tonight yes
oh i need to pick up pickles oh my god
they're totally going to see me
boing all right past work
holy jesus this morning was so bad and
now it's like really good
i got pickles and a long island
what took so long oh i'm getting pickles
you left for a couple minutes to get a
coffee
no coffee here come on stop
you're coming you're being psycho let's
get back to work now come on
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i want to go on that can we go on that
me and dina
are extremely hungover from karma so we
want to go get a coffee at
bubba's we're just really hurting i keep
getting candles how i feel
is this more
yeah it is right from work i went to the
bar
you know it's a good time taking a shot
off your wife
old people they lose their sex life and
that's not a fun time
that's why people always get divorced
you lick this take the shot and then
take it out of her mouth
yeah oh hell yeah you two are totally
banging tonight
i think i should be a sex therapist oh
my god
last night
nicole is smashed right now she's on
like a 24-hour binger
after seeing shots with the old couple
everything kind of just went
blank oh
my vagina's out
this girl is freaking drunk
next thing you know she is darting where
is she going
i'm like snooks
where is she nicole i just want to go to
the beach
where's the beach
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nicole it's the beach
so annoyed where's the beach
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oh my god we're gonna be so bad love you
bye
free for all oh it's hot this isn't fun
nicole it's too early for this my
number one main concern right now is
getting nicole off the beach before she
gets in trouble
i'm gonna save you come on nicole this
is a good time
no you don't want to go in the water
with your you grab my purse
let's go it's always a day at the beach
with nicole
i don't even know what to do right now
come on there's no controlling
that four foot nine girl she's like a
three thousand pound man
she's like a bulldozer oh dear jesus
oh my god what a fool she's afraid she's
gonna turn around and run to the beach
again no you're psycho
we're getting our bathing suits we're
getting our baby
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come on nicole really i just wanna have
fun
snooki is on the beach rolling around
she's
falling all over the place
are you ready to go i'm so hot
i don't need you to get arrested for
this i just want a
good time i will start a party
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this is the best situation at this point
i'm really worried that nicole is going
to get arrested or get
in trouble for acting a fool on the
beach i don't want to be the [ __ ] but
you have to go
the police decided to help me pull
nicole off the beach
and it was a success but nicole can't
shut her mouth ew get the hold of my arm
before
you're talking to a police officer like
that mike smokes like
relax like it's okay
please get them off get off
wait what is she doing she's drinking
disorderly she's causing a scene you see
that
should we place him under arrest brought
back to his headquarters should we
process and should we release on the
summoners okay
so being a nuisance like really i didn't
even know there was a charge for that
i'm a good person
try so hard to protect that girl man
i don't care like what what do we do
watch your head
watch it
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i begged her i begged her i even told
her you're going to get arrested
not okay i'm mad
it wasn't enough fun i need to call her
dad
before he finds out from someone else
what is it called drugging an indecency
drunken intoxication in the public
drunken public intoxication hi is this
snook's dad
hi mr polizzi it's jay wow nicole
just got arrested for a public
intoxication
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