But it's not just any Friday.
Today is National No Excuses Day.
And I didn't write a joke for that.
And is no one to blame but myself.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
More importantly, today, I'm going
to get to know some of the people in my audience.
Five of you are going to reveal a secret about yourself
to me and everyone else who's watching.
It's time to play my new favorite game.
It's called Spill the Tea.
Last time we played, there was a clear winner.
Take a look.
[APPLAUSE]
Yep, please raise the roof for our returning champ, Carol.
Come on out, Carol.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
The weather's been nice lately.
Any beach trips?
[LAUGHTER]
No, not yet, no.
It's so funny.
Because that was-- I really did that is a joke.
I put that on you the very first time.
And then I moved it.
And I shouldn't have.
All right, let's meet your opponents.
If you see your name on the doors, come on down.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, ladies, hello.
So spill the tea, you know that's an expression.
It means gossip or tell a secret.
And I'm going to reveal five secrets
that we found out about you.
And then I'm going to try to match with the person.
If I can match all five, I'll win a prize.
And if I don't, the five of you are--
you're getting something.
But I don't know.
You're on TV.
So that's nice.
[LAUGHTER]
So the first one I'm revealing is "I used to eat dog treats."
The next one is "I won a piano on Let's Make a Deal."
The next one is, "I flashed my family at my sister's wedding."
Carol.
[LAUGHTER]
"I snuck away from a day to make out with someone else."
Carol.
[LAUGHTER]
"My husband and I brought fruit into our lovemaking."
Carol!
[LAUGHTER]
All right, "I used to eat dog treats."
[MUSIC PLAYING] "I flashed my family at my sister's wedding."
Who here has a sister.
Raise your hand?
[LAUGHTER]
All right, very smart.
I'm going to say that is Jennifer.
Just look a little feisty to me.
[LAUGHTER]
"I won a piano on Let's Make a Deal."
Let's see, who would go on Let's Make a Deal.
Lynette, I think you went on Let's Make a Deal.
"Flashed my family at my sister's wedding."
I think Brooke did that.
I think you may have had some dog treats in your life.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, no, that's not--
wait.
That's, you brought fruit-- no, you didn't do that.
No, I don't think so.
I think Carol might have done that.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
All right, how many do I have right?
[DING]
Oh, no.
Maybe you won a piano.
Maybe you did that.
And I think maybe you snuck away to make out with somebody.
Can I see your hands?
Can I see your hands.
OK, you're not married.
So--
[OH-ING]
Oh, wait, but that's not right.
OK.
I think maybe you ate some dog treats.
Yum.
All right.
Just looking at your chest, who would be likely to--
how many do I have right now?
Do I get one more try?
All right.
Maybe your divorced because of the fruit.
What happened?
Let's see.
[DING]
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
That's pretty good.
So there's just two that are wrong?
Can I see your hands?
I think I got it now.
I think I got it!
Let's see!
[DINGING]
Yes!
[APPLAUSE]
All right!
So you snuck away from a date!
And it was obviously not a good date.
No.
And then did it work out with the other person
you were making out with?
Yes, he was actually my boyfriend.
Oh, for a while.
That worked out.
Yeah.
OK.
Carol, you won a piano.
That's fantastic.
You are on Let's Make a Deal.
And then you flashed your family at your sister's wedding--
on purpose?
No.
No, OK.
And then you used to enjoy a dog treat or two.
Yeah.
And you stopped that now?
Yeah, I stopped now.
Good.
Yeah, my mom is vegan.
So we couldn't have meat.
So--
[LAUGHTER]
Wow!
Fantastic!
My friends at Shutterfly heard my story
about getting people to tell her secrets on TV.
So Shutterfly wants to give me a check for $15.
Thank you so much, everybody.
I get $15.
And for sharing your secrets, you're
each getting a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.