- I'm married to a pastor,
we've been married for 33 years.
We have seven children and fifteen grandchildren.
(audience applauding)
I just went back to work to get some rest,
'cause I used to keep the grandkids but that,
it just got overwhelming.
So, I came out of retirement and went back to work.
- You went back to work? - I went back to work.
- To get away from your grandkids?
- Yeah.
- Come on now. - Yeah, yeah.
(audience applauding)
So my question is, how can I get him to just
not get the grandkids every weekend?
- You know, we just gotta get his schedule the right way.
You know, I understand where you're comin' from,
but, you know, he a pastor,
so he got to go visit the sick and pray for people.
I be wantin' to give pastors advice, too.
Like, if I was a pastor,
(audience laughing)
I'ma try to help you, bruh.
No, stay standing up, pastor.
See if I was a pastor,
this why I'm probably not a pastor,
and that's why probably he'll never call me
'cause he know I don't listen good.
See, you ain't got to go to the hospital to see everybody.
You know, have the nurses send you they're files.
(audience laughing)
You know, if it look like they ain't gonna make it,
what is you goin' down there for?
(audience laughing)
You know, only go down there to visit people that's 50/50.
They got a,
(audience laughing)
Really!
You should only, as you a pastor,
you see, this is why I'm not gonna be
no pastor, I'm tellin' ya.
'Cause I'm only comin' to visit people that's 50/50.
It is 50% chance that you might might make it.
Then I got somethin' to pray for.
(audience gasping)
(audience laughing)
What? (audience applauding)
Now, see this joke was about if I'm the pastor.
I didn't say nothing 'bout this God fearin' man right here.
He fillin' his obligation, but that's why he the pastor.
The joke is, I can't be the pastor.
'Cause I'm not comin' down there to see you.
(audience laughing) (audience applauding)
You know, if I go down there,
I just be walk in goin' hang in there, dawg.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
Hey pastor, cut out a date night for your wife.
- [Pastor] Yes.
- Every 21 days, or once a month,
she'd be happy with once a month.
- Yes. - Yes.
- A date night, give her a date night pastor,
and go and enjoy yourself.
What y'all doin' out here in L.A.?
- Well, I also serve on the board of directors
for our denomination, - You out here workin' man.
- I'm out here workin'. - Well you can't be
the pastor everywhere. - I know, I know, I know.
- Have you been to Harold and Belle's?
- What, pardon me?
- Have you been to Harold and Belle restaurant?
- No - No
- Let me tell you somethin',
don't come to L.A. and don't go
to Harold and Belle. - Okay.
- What y'all doin' tonight?
I'ma treat y'all to Harold and Belle's.
(audience cheering)
I'ma send y'all to Harold and Belle's.
Aye, give 'em my driver, have my driver come here.
I'ma send y'all to dinner tonight, on me.
Now it ain't no fancy place, but they got the best,
it's the best Creole food outside of Louisiana.
- I'm from Louisiana. - We're from Louisiana!
- Y'all from Louisiana? - Yes!
- They're gumbo, - Okay!
- rivals anything you've ever had in Louisiana.
- Okay! - I'm telling you right now.
- Okay!
- They're fried chicken platter,
- Ooh! - Yes.
- is off the chain. - Okay!
- But nothing on planet Earth
tops they're seafood platter. - Okay!
- Don't get the grilled one, either.
- Okay. - Get the fried one.
- Right!
- Woo!
- Woo! - Thank you.
- Thank you! - Thank you so much.
- And that's gonna be on me,
y'all have a nice time tonight, alright.