Hello, I'm German and I bet you this dog leash that there's gravity in your house.
"Disadvantages of being a man".
Hi, as you might have noticed, I'm a man.
Are you sure?.
Of course I am.
It's just that you don't look very masculine.
I'M A MAN!.
He's mad now, he's probably in his period.
Like I said, I'm a man and I've always been.
So I'm used to it.
But that doesn't mean that I always like being one.
Because it has it disadvantages.
For example, we're the strong gender.
We have to deal with all the hard work.
If you have to move furniture,
we do it.
Change a tire.
We do it.
Unclog the toilet,
we do it.
Ok, I don't do any of those, but I should!.
And women abuse the fact that we are the strong gender.
They abuse the fact that we are fit, strong and husky.
Well, some men.
But they do abuse.
Or have you never had a fight like this one?
Why do you always get home so late?.
I told you that we'd go to my mother's house today!.
I'm tired of you not ever paying any attention!.
You're always with your friends!.
I'm tired of you!.
Stupid!
Stupid!.
Hey stop it!.
You hit me.
I'm suing you!.
They can hit us all they want,
But if we give them a teeny tiny push,
it's the end of the world.
Once I dating someone who hit me with a baseball bat
and I couldn't do anything about it.
Nah, she didn't hit me with a bat.
She'd hit me with a stick with nails in it.
Another disadvantage is that we're completely controllable.
A woman can make us do whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
She just has to use that magic world called "SEX".
If she says that word,
we automatically turn into little puppets.
Hey.
Yeah?.
I was thinking we could go to the bedroom for a while.
What for?.
You know.
I don't know, I don't feel like it.
Come on.
Look, if you clean the apartment, I might want to.
Ok.
Ok, should we go to the bedroom?.
Another day, bye!.
No matter how many times they do it, we always fall in that trap.
Stupid monkey!.
Or for example, the stereotype that the man has to be a "macho".
A "guardian".
Let's say you have a girl at home at night.
And you hear a noise.
The man is the one who has to go check.
And if you don't go, there's always someone who says:
"You don't have balls".
WTF?.
The girl didn't go either and I don't see anyone saying
"You don't have ovaries".
Another disadvantage is that we can't be flirty.
And if you can, is because your an effeminate that likes 8 footer big men.
What do I mean?.
Imagine you're driving your car.
I don't have a car.
Imagine you're driving your bike.
And there's a cop that wants to give you a speeding ticket.
If I were a girl, I would do something like this.
Miss, do you know how fast you were going?.
I really don't know.
You were going faster than 120 in an area of 100 km ph.
Oh handsome, I didn't notice.
I'm gonna have to give you a speeding ticket, I'm sorry.
Don't get angry or you get wrinkled.
And we don't want that pretty face to get all wrinkled, do we?.
How fit, do you go to the gym?.
Yeah actually I go on my spare time.
You can tell.
Ok, I wont give you a ticket but this can't happen again, ok?
Thank you very much, cutie!.
Bye!.
Flirty girls never get tickets!.
That's completely unfair.
I once tried to do what these women do.
Didn't go very well.
Did you know you were driving over the speed limit?.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
"Alright, do what women do..
compliment her and she'll forgive you.
Nice boobies.
She gave me a ticket, took my license away and sued me for sexual harassment.
Moral of the story, don't be a man.
Again with the subject with men being the "guards".
It also means that we have to make sacrifices.
And they put that in our heads since we're little.
For example, let's think about all the Disney movies princesses.
The princess is the main character,
and the prince the secondary character.
Less important than the fucking talking lamp.
Given that the prince is the one that does ALL the work.
Meanwhile the princess sits there waiting to be rescued.
My princess, I've come to your rescue.
My prince, to rescue me, you have to kill the dragon!.
Go through the desert and fight 50.000 men.
Then you must find the ring protected by a 30 mt high snake.
Then, you must come back, save me, and we'll be together forever.
Ok, and what are you gonna do in the meantime?.
I'll be waiting.
Nah, I better not, you're not that hot anyways.
Another disadvantage of being a man is that we're cold.
I mean, not cold but unromantic.
We are not sensitive.
For example.
I a girl sees a sunset, she goes like:
What beautiful colors.
What a beautiful natural phenomenon.
It's so, so.. beautiful.
And the man is like:
It's just the fucking sun setting.
It happens everyday!.
That's why friendship between women,
and friendship between dudes is so different.
Lets say a a guy and a girl fall in love and are about to kiss for the first time.
The girl goes and tells her girl friend
and the guy tells his friend.
The conversation between the girls would go something like this:
Ok tell me everything!.
Ok, we were at his house watching a super romantic movie,
and he suddenly he starts touching my leg,
my heart started racing and I couldn't control it.
He later turned and looked right into my eyes.
He started getting closer and closer while he closed his eyes.
I closed mine while I felt how he started holding my waist
He then kissed me.
And I felt like I went to heaven for a second.
How beautiful.
And when the guy tells his friend.
Hey I was with Fernanda.
Yeah?, what happened?.
I stuck my tongue in her throat.
Cool.
Question!.
This is a pretty simple question.
Are you a girl, or a guy?.
If you're a guy, I hoped you liked this video,
And if you are a girl and you want me to make a video of the disadvantages of being a woman,
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Bye Bye!.
Oh princess!.. I have to go to the bathroom!.