- Bitch!
Ugh, should I turn that off in the background?
Uh, is that gonna be loud?
Uh, wait, uh.
It's gonna be cold if I turn it off!
Y'all just gonna hear that in the background, whatever.
Mac!
Hey guys.
Sorry, my heater's on in the background
and I was having an external monologue about it.
So we had a week.
Like, we had a lot.
A lot, bitch.
We had a time.
We went- we, we, we, we had a lot of, a lot of-
the past four years, you know.
We've heard a lot.
An election past, bitch.
Somebody won, somebody lost.
Racists mad.
But anyway, here's what's in my new fridge.
few years ago i made a video revealing
the chaotic habitation that is my fridge.
And for some reason that video did more well
than I wanted it to.
Over a million people now know
I once owned a gallon of soy sauce in my life.
You know we've changed, we've grown.
Our chaotic habitation is now...
It's still chaotic, it's still chaotic.
I'm also currently on a diet.
Okay wait, correction.
I am on and off on a diet.
Let's be honest.
I've been on and off for a diet for a few months now
and all of my diet food is in a mini fridge in my room.
So this fridgerator is currently filled with random shit
that I just placed in here
alongside whatever my roommate decides he's going to eat.
Don't come for my roommate!
Don't come for little Ali-Ali.
When I show you the shit in this fridge,
it is my doing, and my doing alone.
I am crazy.
I am chaotic.
I am weird, okay?
Not him, me.
Listen to me bitch.
Our entire country's democracy is currently being questioned
by a sore loser.
But anyway, here's what's in this bitch.
Here's what's in Bertha.
- Lit.
- As you can see we have upgraded
from our last mess of a fridgerator.
This one actually stops when you open it.
Doesn't bang any walls, doesn't do any shit.
It's an actual fridgerator you can count on.
Plus- there's water bitch! (screaming)
Okay, that was a bad idea!
I literally saw a tweet the other day of someone saying
oh if Biden passes then we're stuck with the Indian.
And that's America for you.
But anyways look at my fridge!
(upbeat music)
♪ Get that dick and go ♪
♪ And don't call that- ♪
I feel like I'm on MTV Cribs.
Hey MTV, you wanna see my fridge?
Please no wait actually, I can't be on MTV Cribs.
Y'all see the fridges of those motherfucking rich people,
full of like thousands of sodas and soda waters and shit.
Dasanis, bitch.
Mountain Dew.
Do I seem like the type of bitch that can afford all that?
- Haha.
- I mean I probably can, I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.
I probably can.
But I'm afraid to spend money.
I just entered a new tax bracket.
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
But at the same time,
the current sitting President of the United States
has avoided millions of taxes so why-
Never mind, this is about my fridge!
♪ Get that dick ♪
Oooh, where should we start first?
Welcome to my fridge.
(fart sound)
As you can see on the bottom, I have some of my diet food.
Ooh!
Already pre-made oats ready to eat.
They're expired.
- Lit.
- Oh no no, correction, correction they're not.
They expire in two weeks bitch.
Bitch.
I told you, my life's together.
I went from having actual expired food in my refrigerator
to having food that I think is expired
but turns out not expired
probably 'cause of chemicals or some shit
but you know what we don't care!
So what these have been in my fridge
untouched for like a month.
Y'all.
Right here we have a carton of liquid egg whites
that I bought a month ago and only used once.
(upbeat music)
Told y'all.
We on and off on this diet bitch.
I don't know who.
Sorry if you hear that in the background,
I'm not turning that heater off.
It's 42 degrees today.
42 degrees in Los Angeles.
Let me correct that.
I know some of y'all are like 42 degrees that's nothing Mac
like shut up oh my god.
Shut, you shut up.
It's a lot to me.
Don't invalidate me
just 'cause you can handle more cold, okay?
It's 2020 we done with that.
Trump got voted out.
Here's what's in my fridge.
There's a lot, there is a lot in here by the way.
It's not like last time where there was like five things
and a gallon of soy sauce.
We actually have adult shit.
Like mustard!
Shut up.
Here's a half eaten pizza.
Wrapped in saran wrap.
Cause I guess we're eating it later, I don't know.
And here we have a two quart bottle of water
that's literally just been in here for two months untouched.
Girl you never know, emergencies might happen.
Some garlic spread that tastes kind of weird.
Just like our administration.
Joking, I'm joking, I'm done, I'm done, don't attack me.
Oh it's expired.
Just like our admin-
Never mind, I'm not gonna do that, I'm not gonna do that.
Here we have some old sagging grapes.
Just like the two candidates of our past election.
Okay I'm done, I'm done.
There's only a little bit of em left.
Just like the amount of shits I have to give.
- And go!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah.
Here's an order of pancakes I made
at two o'clock in the morning a couple nights ago
and never ate.
'Cause I'm on a diet.
I dead ass ordered pancakes at two o'clock in the morning
and said no Mac, no Mac we can't.
And instead of throwing them away I put it in my fridge
as if I was gonna eat them later and it's been two days.
I am so sorry.
Like my roommate would probably get on me more
about the shit I put in this refrigerator
but he works all the time, so.
♪ Get that dick and go ♪
What else, what else.
Here's a box of krispy rice
that's been in here for three weeks.
♪ Don't call that- ♪
And if you look up on the top shelf,
I'm too lazy to take y'all up there,
but it's currently filled with a lot of random
small dish condiments that I got from random takeouts
over the past month.
While I been trying to do my diet.
Did I tell y'all I was on and off on a diet?
Girl we got handfuls of these.
What you want?
What you want girl?
Name your price.
They have been in here for so long
that I literally just had to let out gas
out of some of these containers due to fermentation.
(upbeat music)
What else, what else?
Ooh, ooh, and in the back, and in the back bitch,
more sauces!
We love sauce in this household.
More like I love it and I have a weird problem
with throwing food I haven't eaten away.
My parents used to get on my ass for not eating food
in the fridge and for not finishing food on my plate
so I really have a big problem with not throwing food away.
But I think that's what you call growing up black!
(intense music)
I'm gonna stop doing that at one point, okay?
I don't know when that became the pinnacle of my humor.
We all thought we were cultured with our soy sauce, bitch.
Y'all thought that was the pinnacle of our culture-ness?
Well you wrong 'cause guess what!
We also got some Ponzu sauce now girl.
♪ Daddy daddy daddy daddy ♪
♪ Gon' give it to ya ♪
We leveled the fuck up!
What is Ponzu sauce you ask?
I have no fucking clue.
- [Narrator] Ponzu is a citrus-based sauce
commonly used in Japanese cuisine.
It is tart with a thin watery consistency
and a dark brown color.
- It says lime on it.
So I'm guessing it's made out of lime.
Let's taste it.
So that's just soy sauce with like a lime flavor.
Disregard everything I just said.
Here we have some goat milk.
- [Voiceover] Knock knock!
- Just because there was no reason to get goat milk.
I saw it in the store and I was like yeah why not?
And still haven't tried it.
It's been like three weeks.
- [Voiceover] Open up the door!
I'll stop doing that, I promise!
Actually wait you know what should we try it now?
Let's try it now.
Trying goat milk for the first time.
♪ Get that dick and go ♪
Oh my god.
Oh my god. (laughing)
Oh my god!
Ooh! (laughing)
Why am I nervous?
Tastes like mozzarella?
Okay, go off I guess.
Go ahead goats.
Y'all walking around baa-ing and shit.
Tasted like mozzarella cheese.
Look at y'all.
That's a gift, that's a gift.
Unlike these past four years with the past presidency.
That's a gift.
I'mma stop, let's talk about my fridge.
What else?
What's that?
Oh my god!
Oh my god wait!
Is that- oh my god wait is that what I think it is?
Oh my god it is!
It's my merch!
(multiple hip hop tracks playing)
That might actually be sold out now
by the time I put this out- never mind.
But I'm also wearing my merch!
Look at me, look at me, look at me!
Ooh she a Youtuber!
We are selling a candle.
It might be available right now
it might not be available right now
I am so sorry if it's not.
You will see a text over my face if it's not
but I'm leaving this in just so you guys know
I have a merch store.
I make candles, shirts, sweaters.
You know, the whole dealio.
Go stop by.
Buy something for Christmas.
Request from your parents you want something for Christmas.
You know what I want for Christmas?
Money!
So buy my shit!
What else?
Oh look it, it's our congress!
I'mma stop, I'mma stop, that was mean.
Maybe I'm the racist after all.
And here's a mini bottle of whole milk
that I got and opened but never drank.
It's been about two months.
But it surprisingly doesn't expire until the 24th.
These hormones bitch.
And of course I'm not gonna drink whole milk.
I'm lactose intolerant.
I just like to scare myself a little.
Y'all like Baklava?
You want some of this?
It's been in here for like a month.
Everything in this fridge that belongs to me
has been in this fridge
for longer than it probably needs to.
Okay okay wait, I have an excuse though.
It's only because I'm terrible, you know?
Should I show you guys what's in my freezer?
Should we do a freezer haul?
Oh my god.
Are you guys ready to see my freezer components?
Can I trust y'all to see inside of my freezer?
Y'all wanna see this freezer though?
Y'all wanna subscribe to this freezer?
Well let's go.
♪ Get that dick ♪
First things first in my freezer
we have this box of gelato
that I totally forgot about until right now.
It's been in here since the beginning of quarantine.
So like...
Oops.
Yup!
Oooh.
Y'all see that, that looks gross.
That is weird.
Why'd I put you back?
Here we have some shrimp,
some frozen shrimp that's been in here since like last year
I swear to god.
I do not have any recollection of buying frozen shrimp
any recent time.
But at the same time, I don't have that much recollection
from anything past last week.
And then here we have some empty ice trays.
Don't know why.
The freezer makes its own ice.
It's just here.
Here's some chicken maple sausages
that I bought two months ago
that I literally just remembered about right now!
Do you see a pattern about my freezer?
When shit goes in my freezer it goes out of my mind.
Y'all think I open this shit on occasion?
No I just Postmate.
For example, I bought Eggos apparently.
I remember buying these Eggos.
I was very excited to buy Eggos.
I really wanted some Eggos.
Ate two of them.
They been in here for three months.
Yeah I'm just so neglectful.
Almost as neglectful as this entire administration's been
through this entire pandemic.
Let's go back to my freezer.
And of course you can't have a freezer without a random bag
of zip-locked frostbitten meat.
(woman screaming unintelligibly)
Yummy!
And then we also have some frozen broccoli, strawberries
and butternut squash but no one gives a shit about that.
And we also have a bunch of ice cream
but none of it is mine.
I'm racist towards dairy.
I'm sorry, it's their fault.
They shoulda just stayed in the cow where they belong,
you know.
Oh yes.
And of course, an LA freezer tour without showing you
something from a Thai market.
(hip hop music blasts)
At least I think it's a Thai market.
I don't know what language this is in.
I might have been racist for a second.
But you know what, you've already expected that from me
earlier in this video.
If you've been paying attention sis,
you've already been knew.
It's Iranian.
So I am racist.
I literally walked into a random store in mid-Los Angeles
and my best friend was like ooh rose ice cream!
Yes.
I was like what, rose?
You can eat that, what?
Okay!
And here we are today.
Being racist on camera.
(laughs)
That's basically my freezer.
There's really not that much in it.
Oh there's corn.
♪ Get that dick and go ♪
♪ And don't call that nigga no more ♪
♪ Just get it and go ♪
Okay I have sat on my kitchen floor,
I have screamed at my camera,
you have seen me drink goat cum.
I think it's about time we all call me Trisha Paytas.
And also, I don't know if you can see it.
There is currently a lot of stain
on this stainless steel refrigerator.
(upbeat music)
♪ Get that dick ♪
Okay.
Oh my god.
Is that black mold?
What did we learn today kids?
We learned that I'm racist.
What else is new, sis.
As you guys can see, I have grown.
No more gummy bears soaking in rum.
I would show you what's in my cupboard, but that is-
y'all aint ready for that.
We've grown, okay?
We've grown.
We now keep our alcohol in an alcohol cabinet
like actual adults.
We have food in there now, we got pancakes.
Shout out to SepticFtw and snivella for re-tweeting
my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below.
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge?
I think mine is the goat milk.
'Cause who in the hell?
Goat milk's something you buy in like a jar
from like a friend down the street
or like a farmer's market,
not in a carton from a fucking store.
What the hell did they do to those goats?
What the hell do they do to those goats?
Last week I asked you guys to comment
what kinda game you wanted me to play next,
and many of you guys said Phasmophobia.
Don't know who she is, don't know her wigs,
don't know what her lace front look like.
Googled it up, watched a few videos,
and I can confirm, no thanks, okay?
No thank you.
I don't do horror, horror doesn't do me,
Freddy Krueger's never touched me,
I've never touched Freddy Krueger, okay?
Michael Meyers don't know my first name.
Pennywise the clown aint got my digits,
you see what I'm putting down right now?
Toni Colette from Hereditary can hang
but everyone else can fuck off, you know what I mean?
My name is Mac and don't forget to like comment
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