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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW
FROM "ORPHAN BLACK," "PERRY MASON," AND NOW, "SHE-HULK:
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE ATTORNEY AT LAW." LATE
SHOW," TATIANA MASLANY! ♪ I'M A SOUL MAN ♪
♪ ♪ I'M A SOUL MAN ♪
♪ I'M A SOUL MAN ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT IS FANTASTIC. YOU LIKE IT?
>> Stephen: LEATHER AND DIAMONDS.
>> YEAH, DON'T HUG ME. >> Stephen: I WON'T.
YOU CAN CUT GLASS. >> YOU WILL GET SKEWERED, ES.
>> Stephen: I'M EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MARVEL SERIES
"SHE-HULK." >> ATTORNEY AT ALL.
>> Stephen: YOU BEING "SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW."
YOU HAVE AN OCCUPATION, YOU DON'T JUST SMASH.
>> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: BUT YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE EVEN MORE EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE WITH THE FOLKS.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: TELL THE PEOPLE
YOUR ACTUAL BIG NEWS. >> MY ACTUAL BIG NEWS IS I GOT
MARRIED. >> Stephen: OH!
YEAH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: AND NOBODY KNOWS. NOBODY KNOWS, SO DON'T TELL
ANYONE. >> Stephen: SO THIS IS A
SECRET. YOU GUYS JUST WENT OFF AND DID
IT. >> YES.
>> Stephen: WHO DID YOU MARRY? A WONDERFUL GUY NAMED
BRENDAN. BRENDAN HEINZ.
>> Stephen: YOU JUST KEPT IT ON THE D.L.
>> YEAH. IT FELT LIKE THERE ARE CERTAIN
PRIVATE BUT WE FELT YOU WERE THINGS YOU WANT TO KEEP THE RIGHT
PERSON TO TELL IT TO. >> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: MAZEL TOV. DO YOU HAVE PRESSURE.
>> Stephen: TO GET YOU A PRESENT?
>> YES. WE HAVE AN ADVISORY.
>> Stephen: A REGISTRY? WE NEVER DID A REGISTRY BUT
WE JUST STARTED IT AND YOU'RE ON IT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GETTING A SLOW COOKER.
>> RIGHT. >> Stephen: HOPE YOU LIKE
BRISKET BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU CAN MAKE.
HANDLE SAID ACTOR/BRISKET, SO >> FOR A TIME MY TWITTER THAT
WORKS. >> Stephen: WOW.
I'M NOT BRISKET, BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: LOVE THE POTATOES. THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THE CEREMONY GO?
WAS THIS A SMALL FETE TO KEEP IT
>> NOT TO KEEP IT SECRET, BUT SECRET? IT
WAS COVID AND WE WANTED TO KEEP IT SMALL.
>> Stephen: YEAH. IT WENT VERY WELL.
IT WAS A VERY CHILL DAY OTHER THAN OUR DOG WAS OUR RING
BEARER, EARL. >> Stephen: IS THIS IT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PHOTO IS ABOUT.
RINGS ATTACHED TO HIS NECK, EARL HAD THE LITTLE BOX OF AND
BRENDAN AND I DID THE SEEING EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
OUR OUTFITS THING. >> Stephen: I LIKE YOUR
OUTFITS. >> IN OUR WEDDING COSTUMES.
>> Stephen: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A BRIDE.
>> TOTALLY. REALLY SELLING IT.
AND EARL RAN AT ME AND WE WERE IN THIS FIELD, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
AND BRANDON AND I WERE TAKING PICTURES AND WE WERE MAKING OUT.
AND THERE WAS A GREAT PICTURE WHERE YOU CAN SEE EARL HAS LOST
THE RINGS. >> Stephen: CAN YOU GET A
CLOSE SHOT OF THIS RIGHT THERE? YOU CAN SEE THE BOX.
>> AND HE'S TRULY, LIKE, OH, ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) NO!
HE'S, LIKE, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DONE, AND WE HAD NO IDEA.
>> Stephen: WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER IT?
>> MOMENTS LATER. WE LOOKED DOWN AND WE WERE,
EARL! THEN WE FOUND THE RINGS LIKE, HEY, EARL -- OH, NO, KIND OF
IN THIS -- TRULY IT WAS LIKE IN A FIELD OF SHEEP.
AND BRENDAN, LIKE, SAW THEM. >> Stephen: IN A FIELD OF
SHEEP? >> YES.
>> Stephen: IF IT'S A FIELD OF SHEEP IT'S ACTUALLY A FIELD OF
>> CORRECT, AND THERE WAS A SOMETHING ELSE. LOT
OF DODGING THAT AND THANKFULLY THEY HAD MISSED THE ( BLEEP )S
WE CALL IT IN GERMAN. >> Stephen: IT NEVER OCCURRED
T YOU THAT IT MIGHT BE COURTING TROUBLE TO PUT JEWELRY AROUND A
DOG'S NECK? >> HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE.
WE WANTED HIM TO, YOU KNOW, FEEL LIKE WE TRUSTED HIM.
HE'S SIX NOW. HE HAS TO GROW UP.
>> Stephen: OKAY, SO, NOW, NOW YOU'RE A MARVEL SUPERHERO.
AS I SAID, "SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE OBVIOUS QUESTION HERE, I
CAN'T BELIEVE IT HASN'T BEEN ANSWERED BEFORE, WHY IS THAT
CHARACTER "SHE-HULK," WHY IS BRUCE BANNER NOT "HE-HULK."
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MODIFIED.
SHE HAS THE SAME ISSUE WITH >> THAT'S RIGHT. THIS
NAME IN THE SHOW AS I DO AS YOU DO.
NAME. SHE FINDS IT REDUCTIVE, WE ALL STRUGGLE WITH THIS SHE
FINDS IT -- SHE'S, LIKE, WHY DON'T I EXIST WITHOUT BEING A
DERIVATIVE OF THE HULK, SO IT'S A WHOLE THING.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE WE WANT TO SEE IN A SECOND.
CLIP, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU BEFORE WE DO THAT, IN THIS CAN
THINK, YOU CAN STILL BE A LAWYER.
>> I'M A WOMAN AND I CAN -- AND I CAN STILL THINK.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A HULK AND YOU CAN STILL THINK.
BRUCE BANNER TURNS INTO A HULK AND HE BECOMES KIND OF A
MINDLESS DESTROYING MACHINE, ALMOST LIKE ANIMAL IN
INTELLIGENCE. >> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: AND HE HAS TO WORK TO GET OUT OF THAT, THEN HE
CAN'T BE THE HULK, AND HE COMES BACK TOGETHER AND BECOMES
PROFESSOR HULK. >> PROFESSOR HULK!
I THINK IT'S SMART HULK. >> Stephen: WHAT?
MART HULK. >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO
FIGHT. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
>> Stephen: I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.
>> THAT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: IS JENNIFER
WALTERS, WHY CAN SHE BE LAWYER AND HULK AT THE SAME TIME?
HULKING? >> BECAUSE WOMEN HAVE WHY IS SHE BETTER THAN BEEN
SOCIALLY TAUGHT TO REPRESS AND CONTROL THEIR EMOTIONS IN ORDER
SO SHE IS, LIKE, I'M SO GOOD TO SURVIVE. AT
DEALING WITH MY RAGE, I DEAL WITH IT CONSTANTLY, I DEAL WITH
FEAR CONSTANTLY. SO SHE'S ABLE TO JUST NAVIGATE
IT EFFORTLESSLY. >> Stephen: OKAY.
SHE'S PUT IN THE HOURS. >> SHE'S WHAT?
>> Stephen: SHE'S PUT IN THE HOURS.
TIME. >> Stephen: SO WE HAVE A >> EXACTLY, SHE'S DONE THE CLIP
HERE WITH JENNIFER AND BRUCE. WHAT'S GOING ON MERE?
MONTAGE, AND WE SEE HOW GOOD >> I THINK THIS IS A TRAINING JEN
IS COMPARED TO BRUCE, AND HE'S NOT HAVING FUN WITH THAT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, JIM? BEING A HULK ASKS FOR
BALANCE. ♪♪
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>> IT'S EASY. LITTLE PUNK!
SO I'M CLEARLY NAILING IT AT ALL THESE THINGS.
WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO USE THIS AS A LAWYER?
>> JEN, WHEN YOU HAVE POWERS LIKE THIS IT'S LIKE PUTTING A
TARGET ON YOUR BACK AND THE BACKS OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU CARE
ABOUT. >> COOL.
YET ANOTHER WAY MY LIFE IS RUINED.
THANKS, BRUCE! >> Stephen: OH, BRUCE.
OH, BRUCE. >> Stephen: TATIANA, LOVELY TO
SEE YOU. >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MARRIAGE.
>> THANK YOU! >> Stephen: THAT'S WONDERFUL!
"SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW" PREMIERES NEXT THURSDAY ON
DISNEY+. TATIANA MASLANY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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