I love being married though. I love living with a woman. It's great. I don't run out of stuff anymore
Especially in the bathroom and guys who live by themselves know that's a problem sometimes some sometimes
He'll just get in the shower in the morning, but there's no soap in here
I'm fresh out of ideas alright
I'll just turn the water up hotter hey. Yes scrub really hard with a loofah yeah
My wife will buy multiple bottles of shampoo at a time, it's a brilliant idea it is
Never crossed my mind at all. I bought one one bottle of shampoo, and then when it gets to the end
Unscrew the top hold it up to the shower oh
You people have all done this you know what I am a little little shampoo cocktail for yourself there
Alright, this is gonna be the same thing Wow that goes right in the eyes look at that
Maybe if you like me you dive into the sink you bust out the hotel miniatures you've been stealing for the past 15 years
Alright, candle with sweets. What do we got today? All right?
blueberry alright I
Wouldn't normally use blueberry shampoo, but I really have much of an option
And this is this is moisturizer yuck
I'm just gonna be shiny all day alright
My wife and I moved into an apartment that has two bathrooms
Which I think already just adds another five years to our marriage
The fact that we don't have to compete for a shower in the morning, and we never take a shower together
I think some people think that's strange, but honestly
It's just not practical for us because when you first get together with somebody the idea of taking a shower together sounds awesome
A woman's like hey, I'm thinking about taking a shower
Hopefully not in that voice I should point that out
Hey, you wanna take a shower? Pass
It's very appealing when you first get together though
But any guy here that lives with a woman knows that if you try and take a shower together odds
Are it's just gonna turn into you standing in the back for about six minutes
It's freezing back here. It's really cold. I I can see it's hot up there. I could I'd see the steam
That's where I stand when I take a shower quite frankly, you would
Sweetie, but what happens though is the water hits the top of your forehead
And it comes off as this cool fine mist and that's all I get to work with I get a little produce shower this could
Take forever for me to get
Clean is so my turn alright fantastic cool
Here we go we're on different rinsing cycles. I don't wanna mess that up cool
I don't recognize any of these but no you got a conditioner three times
Waters warm okay?
This is, uh, boring. Actually. I know you're naked. That's cool, but if I knew it's gonna go this long
I would have put my kindle in a ziploc or something
Are you
Are you getting out? you getting out - cool!
Take both towels. I don't - I don't need both towels
We are out of hot water though, sweetheart, so it's alright. I'll just smell today. That's alright
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