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(18): So...I won't lie...this is the first time I've ever gone on a date with someone after banging them.
(Krillin): Yeah! Well, uh, last time I went on a date I...
Definitely got screwed afterwards.
(18): Oof, sounds rough.
(Krillin): Ehh, if I learned anything in life, it's that you take the good with the bad.
I'm just glad I could take YOU out tonight!
You wouldn't believe it, but I've actually had this reservation for...
a while...?
(18): Place seems pret-ty upscale.
Don't tell me... Four dollar signs on Yelp?
(Krillin): Yup! And I budgeted for the menu!
(Krillin): I have exactly enough for two drinks, two entreés and either an appetizer or dessert.
(18): 'Ey, don't sweat your bank account man! I'm mad liquid.
(Krillin): Seriously?
(18): [Chuckles] No!
When Gero kidnapped me, I had 1600 Zeni, a joint and a Spencer's gift card in my wallet.
(Krillin): Oh my god.
(18): Oh, shit. Was that oversharing?
(Krillin): NO, I'm-I'm just...
Sorry that happened to you.
(18): Hey, if it never did, I wouldn't have met you.
Also, I wouldn't be able to bench press a literal building so... good with the bad.
(Samuel): Good evening! I'm Samuel, and I'll be your server for tonight.
Here's the drink menu, and let me start you off with some water. Sparkling or still?
(18): I'll take... sparkling.
(Krillin): Hoo...
Sparkling! I'll take--
(Samuel): Wonderful! I'll be back soon and in the meantime, definitely take a look at those appetizers. I suggest the clams.
They go down smooth...
(Krillin): I was never into clams myself.
(18): You definitely don't seem like a shell-fish guy.
(Krillin): Was that a PUN?
(18): No, you're right. You do look like a shrimp.
(Krillin): Oh my god!
(18): Sorry, but it was right there...
(Krillin): Honestly, I was not expecting this sense of humor.
(18): Why? 'Cause I'm a half robot?
(Krillin): No, because you're a skinny blonde!
(18): Oh, DAMN!
(Krillin): Oh yeah. Being half Terminator definitely played a part.
(18): [chuckles]
Well then...how about when we get back to the house, I'll make you my...Sarah Connor?
(Krillin): That is uhh...
Oddly arousing...
(18): I thought about saying John Connor, but...
(Krillin): Yeah, no.
(18): Right? Yeah.
(Samuel): Hey there! Have we had a chance to look at the menu?
(Krillin): Oh, actually...
Maybe we should do dessert over 'apps, 'cause this white chocolate soufflé sounds AMAZING...
(Samuel): You know, we actually have a special today... (Krillin) (O-S): You know what, could we get the regular chocolate because I'm-
(Samuel): Tournédos Rossini on Dried Fruit Brioché with Madeira wine sauce... (Krillin) (O-S): Really not a fan of white chocolate. Like it's not really chocolate, right? It's just extra
(Samuel): And my number. (Krillin): sugar without any of the health benefits.
(Krillin): And honestly we already have white chocolate and it's CALLED vanilla!
(Krillin): Uhmm...
Something...happening?
(18): Just a sec.
So...you serious?
(Samuel): Dead serious.
I get off at 10...
And then I can get YOU off at 10:30.
(Krillin): What is he--?
(18): Alright... Sammy, three things.
First, you wouldn't make it past 10:05.
Second, you wouldn't LIVE past 10:06.
Third, we're still waiting on our waters.
So, if you value your job and or life...
You're gonna take this knife, cut the BULLSHIT and get us our GOD, DAMN Pellegrino.
(Krillin): HOLY--
(Samuel): SHIT-- Okay, fine.
Could've just said no.
God, don't need to be a monster BITCH about it...
(Krillin): Excuse YOU?
I'm going to give you five seconds to apologize for what you've just said.
(Samuel): Or WHAT midget?
You gonna HEADBUTT me in my ju-
[Krillin Breaks Table]
(Krillin): Apologize.
(Samuel): [Inaudible] Ah-I-I'm so sorry! I-I-I'm so so sorry!
Please don't hurt me...!
(Krillin): Oh, um...
(Samuel): GUH... (Krillin): For the table.
(18): And here's your 20%, DICKHEAD!
(Samuel): This is expired...
(Krillin): I am SO sorry for that.
(18): Don't apologize for him, or at all. That was amazing.
(Krillin): I'm good on that.
You know, there's a burger place, not even a mile away from here. Cheap, friendly...
(18): Christ on a sesame bun, I could go full Terminator on a cheeseburger right now.
Let's do it.
(Krillin): Oh wait crap. I just gave all my money away for that table.
(18): Don't worry.
My treat.
(Krillin): So um...
Do you need food to survive? Er...
(18): Uh, technically no.
(18): But I mean, would you call life without burgers living?
(Krillin): No Lazuli... I would not.
(Lazuli): Wait, how do you know my real name?
(Krillin): Oh my god. Did I not tell you about the time I killed Cell?
(Lazuli): Wait, I thought that was Goku's kid.
(Krillin): Uh yeah, but also you're gonna love this by the way.
So me and Trunks, uh future guy.
So we go searching for Gero's sub-lab, right?
(Lazuli): Ugh, of course that creep had a sub-lab.
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