- There's two types of women in this life,
the ones that like Westley,
and the ones that are more into the Inigo Montoyas.
Hi everyone!
Today I'll be watching a movie I've never seen before,
called Princess Bride.
You've probably heard of it.
I'm nervous.
I feel like I'm about to get on a roller coaster.
Him!
- Hey.
(gasps)
- My god!
So hot.
- [Movie Narrator] When he was saying as you wish,
what he meant was
I love you.
- (groans)
I think they're siblings though.
(shouts)
- I will always come for you.
(groans)
Wait why did he leave?
- I'll never love another. - Pure depression.
I felt that way after I lost my virginity,
and the guy dumped me immediately.
- Princess Buttercup.
- What?
I would totally name my daughter Buttercup.
Oh he's cute too.
That's some little dick energy.
(shouting)
What?
- Inconceivable. (laughing)
(yells nervously)
- Bet you anything,
he's stuck to the rocks,
yeah.
I wanna live in this movie.
That's probably Westley.
- You don't by any chance happen to have
six fingers on your right hand?
- I knew a guy that had six fingers
but the sixth finger came out of his ear.
- My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
- It's a lot more gut wrenching when you hear him say it,
than some douchebag at the bar.
(suspenseful music)
Who needs CGI?
- Inconceivable!
- My god!
This guy's a big fat pussy.
He reminds me of a quibble and a Farquad from Shrek.
- Which is why I'm still alive.
- Ughh!
- In that case,
I challenge you to a battle of wits.
- I love me a battle of wits.
Is that a joint?
(laughing)
Look how gorgeous he looks,
that little ponytail.
- Kissing again.
- You know you love it.
Cary Elwes.
He was the Robin Hood Men in Tights guy!
(shouting excitedly)
What is quicksand?
Does it exist?
I need adventures in my life.
I'm so bored.
Ew.
(gurgling)
Cute shoulder baby.
Oh! Oh...
Ew, that guy has a cold sore.
Love sucks.
- Wouldn't know.
- Kind of sexy.
Fun, I want people to do that to me when I'm too drunk.
Take him to a witch doctor.
- What what?
- Are you the miracle Max,
who worked for the king all those years?
- They did it!
Is this, Billy Crystal?
What if Billy Crystal
had hosted the Oscars looking like this?
Coulda been cool.
(gasping)
What's that, a potato?
- Bye bye boys.
- Have fun storming the castle.
- Cute couple.
I think Inigo Montoya has to be with
Buttercup at the end,
because he's done more work.
There's two types of women in this life,
the ones that like Westley,
and the ones that are more into the Inigo Montoyas.
- My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
(door slamming) (clapping)
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father!
- This movie's so amazing.
I'm sad,
I'm horny,
and I'm happy.
- Fezzik,
you did something right.
(sobbing)
- I won't let it go to my head.
(galloping and neighing)
- As you wish.
- I just watched my favorite movie of my life.
In front of all of you.
I can't believe I've lived this long
without watching this beautiful movie.
Bye, thank you for joining me.
Bye!
(powerful whooshing) (hinge creaking)