♪ Quirky instrumental music ♪
Morning, guys! It's the big day.
Where are you?
- Where are we?
Where's the presentation for today?
- I thought the meeting was at 10:00.
- It is! I just got here a little early
to put the finishing touches.
- You were meant to send it on Friday.
- Did you share the presentation yet?
- I am about to share it.
- Whoa! Is that their office?
- Oh! Yes!
Check this out!
It's ginormous.
- That's, like, 100 floors.
- Great, now I'm even more nervous.
- Guys! This is a game changer, OK?
We're going to crush this meeting.
So don't be late, and Dave, don't wear cargo shorts.
- I'm changing!
♪
[BACKGROUND STREET NOISE]
- Guys, I got to go!
♪
My Mac...
The presentation.
♪
- Yeah, boy!
- Easy money! [ENGINE SPUTTERING]
[THIEF CACKLES]
♪
- Good morning.
I think someone accidentally took my Mac,
which I really need for a really important meeting.
So we're going to follow them and get it back.
So follow this. Go!
Go, go, go!
♪
[GROANS]
- My lip.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
- Boom.
It's your lucky day.
- Is it yours? - Yeah, of course.
- Then unlock it.
- OK.
♪
Give me a password.
- All right, bro, try saxophone67.
No? Biggolfball.
DuckyDucky19.
♪
- If I wanted my time wasted, I'd call my ex-husband.
Now, beat it!
- Oh!
[TIRES SCREECHING] - A pawn shop?
[GASP] They're trying to sell my Mac!
- You think?
- You wait here, and then we'll go back to my meeting together.
- Sure, no problem.
[ENGINE REVVING]
- Come on!
[DOORBELL CHIMES] Hi! Hello!
Did you just buy a Mac?
Because I really need to buy it back.
I'll pay anything. Anything!
- I wasn't born this morning.
That thing was hotter than Houston.
Oh, honey. Don't get attached.
Just let it all...
...float away.
♪
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[BICYCLE BELL CHIME]
[HONKING]
[APPLE WATCH RINGING]
♪
- Straight to voicemail. - Where is she?
- Wait, I can see where she is.
- She gave you permission?
- Yeah. - Yep.
- Both of you? - [IN UNISON] Yeah.
- She's, like, on the other side of town.
- What is she doing?
- Where is she going?
[WORKOUT APP CHIME]
- What do we do? - I don't know!
Usually, Bridget tells us what to do.
- No Bridget, no meeting.
- No investment. - No Barbados.
- How long have we got until the meeting?
- Thirty minutes.
- Hey Siri, [SIRI TONE]
where am I parked? - Really?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[DOORBELL JINGLES] - Hey...
We'd like to sell this.
[WHISTLING]
- And I'd sure like to buy it.
- Yeah, but we, um, forgot the password.
- I'm afraid no password, no burrito, boys.
This thing's got more security than Area 51.
Biometric authentication, Secure Enclave,
all sorts of encryption.
Not to mention the tracking.
Online and offline.
♪ Quirky electronic music ♪
- OK, well, bye.
- Come back anytime.
[BELL JANGLING]
[THUD] [YELPING]
- Oh, my gosh! Are you OK? I'm so sorry.
- I'm -- I'm OK. I'm sorry. - OK.
- Well, if it's peripherals you're after, my friend,
you are in the right place. - Excuse me. Hi.
Sorry, hi. Um --
- Miss, seems like your patience tank is running on empty.
- I know, but it's an emergency. Someone took my Mac,
and I really, really need to get it back.
- OK, calm your farm.
You just held the door wide open
for one of the fellas who took it.
- I what?
[DEEP DRUMMING]
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
♪
[ENGINE REVVING]
- Guys, she turned on Do Not Disturb.
- What? Bridget loves being disturbed.
- It must be bad.
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
♪
[SLURPING]
- This sucks.
- Well, I thought you liked strawberry.
- Just... Shut up, I'm thinking.
- We could just give it back, then technically,
it's like we just borrowed it.
- Just shush! - OK, I don't want to shush!
You've been badgering me all day
about stuff that's not even my fault.
- Badger.
- What?
- Badger buys anything, no questions asked.
Take that shake to go.
It's cha-ching time.
- I got to put on my helmet.
Siri: Arrived. Herbie's Chicken and Shakes.
- What?
- Cock-a-doodle-doo. Order 42.
♪
- Hey Siri, [SIRI TONE]
FaceTime Audio Team Better Bag.
[FACETIME RINGING]
Guys, I screwed up. It's a --
[HONKING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
- Get in! And put your seatbelt on!
- Definitely put your seatbelt on.
- Where is it now?
- Oh gosh, it's at the counterfeit market.
[ENGINE SPUTTERING] [SPLATTERING]
- Bro, did it get on me?
- Uh, no. You're good, bro.
- Your Mac is locked, right?
- What do you mean locked?
- It's not locked? - You should call Sam.
- All right, listen, ground rules
with the badger, OK?
Don't speak unless spoken to.
Actually, just don't speak at all, all right?
Here it is. Just be cool.
♪
Badger.
♪
- Pretty cute for a badger.
- Bridget, hi.
- Hey Sam, so I kind of need you to lock my Mac.
- I can lock it or you can do it.
- Hold on! [SCREAMING]
- Dave, that was a red! - I'm pretty sure it was orange.
- Man, my mom's going to kill me.
- Sam, can you just lock it?
[CLICKING]
- It's done.
[ERROR TONE]
- Explain this.
- Bridget, did you lose your Mac?
- Maybe.
- If it's lost, I have to wipe it.
- [IN UNISON] No!
- It's company policy.
- We just need a few more minutes.
♪
- You have three minutes.
- Three minutes is all I need.
♪ "Sandstorm" by Darude ♪
[TIRES SCREECHING]
- Sorry, sorry!
- I haven't felt this alive since the '90s.
- What happened in the '90s?
- Everything.
- Yo, we stole it, OK?
We can't unlock it, it's impossible.
Please just take it.
Siri: At the next light, turn left.
- What'd she say? What did she say?
- Left, turn left.
- No, don't listen to her, go straight!
- Hey, everybody who isn't Siri, shut up!
- We just tried to sell it and make some money.
Is that wrong?
- No Macs.
- No, no, no, no, no! [CRASHING]
- Out.
[PANICKED CROSSCHATTER] - That way, go!
- It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll pay later!
- Two minutes. [WHIRRING]
- Stop counting.
- Guys, where are you?
- We're never going to find it in here.
- It was not me. It wasn't me!
- Make it ping.
- Yes, how?
- The button right there, yes.
[FIND MY PINGING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hey, why is that beeping?
[FIND MY PINGING]
- Oh, that way.
- Do something about it. Do something!
- I don't know what to do! [FIND MY PINGING]
- Get out of here.
[FIND MY PINGING] - 30 seconds.
- I can hear it, this way!
- Dude, shut up! - You, shut up!
- No, you're the one who has to shut up.
♪ Quirky instrumental music ♪
- Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
[DING]
[MAC STARTUP CHIME]
[RELIEVED SIGHS]
♪
- Group hug?
- Oh, no, please, please don't touch me.
- OK. - OK.
♪
[ALERT TONES]
- The meeting.
- Let's go.
♪
[IPHONE LOCK CLICK]
♪
[KNOCKING]
- I've been hacked.
- I've told you a thousand times,
your Mac's fine --
just stop clicking on those emails.
- But what if she really needs the money?
- Real princesses don't send emails asking for money.
[IPHONE RINGING]
I got to take this.
♪