- IT'S OCTOBER, AND IT'S ALMOST OVER,
AND WE STILL HAVE NOT PLAYED ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES,
THE ONE WHERE IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, YOU STAY,
BUT IF YOU DON'T, YOU GO.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "KNOW OR GO."
[cheers and applause]
- [singing] NA, NA, NA, NA
NA, NA, NA, NA
HEY, HEY, HEY
GOOD-BYE
NA, NA, NA, NA
HEY, HEY, HEY
GOOD-BYE
- WHOO!
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
HELLO, LADIES.
- HELLO! - HELLO, HI.
- WE HAVE JULIE THERE... - WHOO!
- AND HEATHER... - HELLO.
- AND JAZMINE. - YES!
- AND YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME, RIGHT?
- YES. - YEAH.
- YES! - ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW IT'S THE WORLD SERIES RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?
all: YES. - YES, ALL RIGHT.
SO TODAY'S QUESTIONS WILL BE AMERICAN TRADITIONS.
THEY'RE EASY QUESTIONS.
I'LL START WITH YOU. - OKAY.
- JULIE, AS I MENTIONED EARLIER,
THE WORLD SERIES IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
WHAT SPORT IS THAT?
- BASEBALL. - THERE YOU GO.
SEE, IT'S EASY.
[cheers and applause]
both: WHOO!
- HEATHER, WHO EXACTLY IS PLAYING IN THE WORLD SERIES?
I MEAN, I KNOW, OBVIOUSLY,
BUT I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME WHO'S PLAYING.
- KANSAS CITY ROYALS AND THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS.
[cheers and applause]
- YOU ARE RIGHT.
JAZMINE. - YES?
- AMERICANS LOVE THEIR FOOD.
IT IS ALSO THE ONLY INDUSTRIALIZED COUNTRY
THAT DOES NOT USE THE METRIC SYSTEM.
IF YOU ORDER TWO KILOS OF MASHED POTATOES
IN A RESTAURANT, HOW DO YOU SPELL RESTAURANT?
[laughter]
- R-E-S-T-A-U-R-A-N-T?
- MM.
- "REST-A"--
R-E-S-T-A-U--
- YOU WERE RIGHT. - OH.
[laughter] OH, OKAY.
- I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MANY OTHER VERSIONS YOU WOULD TRY.
- I WAS COUNTING.
- JULIE, WE'RE BACK TO YOU.
AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR, PEOPLE USE THE GOURD
TO FLAVOR LATTES
AND CARVE INTO FACES WITH TRIANGLE EYES
AND WONKY-LOOKING TEETH.
WHAT GOURD AM I REFERRING TO?
- THE SPICED? [laughs]
- YOU CAN MAKE A SPICE FROM IT.
LIKE I SAID, YOU CAN PUT IT IN TO FLAVOR LATTES.
YOU CAN CARVE LITTLE EYES IN IT.
- UM...
- OH, JULIE.
- UM, CAKE? [laughs]
- THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD HAVE BEEN A PUMPKIN.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU CARVE EYES IN PUMPKINS AND STUFF?
- AH! [laughs]
[squeals] - PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN.
PUT YOUR ARMS TO YOUR SIDE.
- [squeals, laughs]
[laughter]
[screams]
- OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY GOSH.
[applause]
OH, MY GOSH.
- ALL RIGHT, HEATHER. - YES.
- IN AMERICA, YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM
TO NAME YOUR KIDS WHATEVER YOU WANT.
TELL ME TWO UNIQUE CELEBRITY BABY NAMES.
- APPLE AND NORTH.
- YES, THAT IS VERY GOOD.
- JAZMINE. - YES.
- FINISH THIS PHRASE.
"AS AMERICAN AS..."
- THE PRESIDENT.
[laughter]
NO, NO. WAIT.
- WHAT'S REALLY AMERICAN?
- PIE?
- WHAT KIND OF PIE?
- APPLE PIE?
- YES. - YEAH!
[applause]
- HEATHER, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
IS KNOWN AS THE FATHER OF HEARTLAND ROCK.
WHAT OTHER NAME IS HE KNOWN AS?
- THE BOSS. - THAT'S RIGHT.
[applause]
THE AMERICAN DREAMS CONSISTS OF A HOUSE, A WHITE PICKET FENCE,
AND 2.5 CHILDREN.
WHAT IS 5% OF 2.5?
- UM...
THEIR HEALTH?
[laughter]
OH, WAIT, THERE'S NO 2.5 CHILDREN.
JUST TWO CHILDREN.
- JUST THE NUMBER-- FORGET THE CHILDREN.
FORGET THE PICKET FENCE. - OKAY.
- FORGET EVERYTHING THAT I SAID.
LET'S START WITH A NEW QUESTION.
WHAT IS 5% OF 2.5?
- 5.5?
OH, WAIT. - SO YOU'RE GOING HIGHER?
- NO.
.5?
- SO CLOSE. - .05.
- NOPE.
- .005.
- AT THIS POINT, YOU'VE HAD MORE AIRTIME
THAN A LOT OF MY GUESTS.
[laughter]
- I'M SORRY.
I SUCK AT MATH.
- I HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE, BUT IT'S--
- OH, MY GOSH.
- JUST SO YOU KNOW IN THE FUTURE,
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU THAT QUESTION, IT'S .125.
- OH, .125. - THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN BY YOUR SIDE.
- OH, MY GOSH, NO. - YEAH.
- NO. - YEAH.
- OH, MY GOSH. - YOU HAVE TO GO.
OKAY? HERE WE GO.
OKAY, BYE. - NO. NO.
[screams]
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- YOU ARE THE WINNER.
ALL RIGHT, YOU JUST HAVE TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION CORRECTLY,
AND YOU WIN.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
BLUE JEANS, IF THEY'RE GOOD,
ARE ASSOCIATED WITH COWBOYS,
AND IF THEY'RE BAD, ASSOCIATED WITH MOMS.
WHAT YEAR WERE BLUE JEANS INVENTED?
- 1910?
- YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I THOUGHT,
BUT NO.
- OKAY.
- EARLIER.
- 1857?
- NOPE, HIGHER.
- 1875.
- LOWER. - 1873?
- YES! - REALLY?
- THAT'S RIGHT. - THANK YOU!
[cheers and applause]
- YOU'RE THE WINNER, BUT YOU HAVE--
YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU DOWN.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. OKAY.
- [screams]
[laughter and applause]
- AH, THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY "KNOW OR GO."
[cheers and applause]
WHOO!
- HI, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, ELLEN.
OH, MY GOD. [laughing]
- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
THAT'S AMAZING. - THANK YOU.
- OKAY, FOR PLAYING, YOU'RE EACH GONNA GET
A BRAND-NEW 40-INCH TCL ROKU TV.
[women screaming]
OH, MY GOD.
- I LOVE YOU. - THANK YOU.
- OH. [laughs]