So you were in relationship for a long time.
Now you're enjoying--
A couple.
--being single.
I was in a couple of relationships.
Right, right.
So I had three.
I went from a six year, to a 12 year, to a two year.
And then I was like ready to just chill and relax.
I didn't know who I was minus a man.
I am finally learning who I am.
And I love myself.
I don't-- Everything I do now isn't about pleasing some man.
And that makes me feel so empowered.
I can come and go as I please.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
I'm not sure if this is an easy thing for these guys
to accommodate or not, but you enjoy exercising three times
a day.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, I would say--
That's what you say.
Yes.
You know what?
It depends.
If you have someone that you don't see on a regular basis.
It's not like if you're living with the person
and you see them every night.
But if you see them like once or twice a week,
then yeah three times a night.
When I see you, three times a night.
OK.
And if you can't hang, goodbye.
[APPLAUSE]
Really?
I'm not wasting my time.
When you say three times, is it spread out
over the night or just three times right away?
It has to be, well no more than a half an hour
in between each thing.
Uh huh.
No more than a half hour.
And then I understand you don't enjoy being touched or cuddled
afterward.
I hate cuddling after.
I hate all-- Every man who likes cuddling--
It's like, you know what it is Ellen.
It's like once I get mine if I feel really,
really great, leave me alone.
[LAUGHTER]
Go away.
Go and make me some food or a sandwich or something.
Go make a sandwich.
Like-- First of all, I don't--
I know you all are thinking I can't believe Ellen is talking
about this on her show.
I always feel so like rated R on Ellen.
I'm sorry I try to be nice and, you know, but she pushes.
You see she's doing this.
Don't blame me, network.
They don't care.
OK.
They're-- they're as curious as I am.
But you like cuddling before?
Yeah.
OK.
I like cuddling.
I mean, but I do, I do end up getting
men who like to kiss a lot.
And I like kissing a lot.
But it's just like, OK.
Get to it.
Is that what you mean?
Oh definitely get to it.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
So you don't need--
Do your foreplay stuff, do what you have to do and hurry up.
I don't got time for all of that.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean.
You're a busy woman.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I had a man who said to me-- and I was with him for a couple
of years--
--he said to me I was the first woman in his life
that ever demanded that they feel good as well.
Ladies, don't-- Do me a favor ladies,
realize that this is about you feeling good, too.
This is not about him only feeling good.
Come on, let's go.
2018.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
We're not in the 1920's, OK?
Yeah!
And I found that the worse you make
them feel, the better after that they know how to do it better,
[LAUGHTER]
How do you make them feel bad?
You tear them down.
Uh huh.
No, I'm serious.
I tear them down.
I say, wait a minute.
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
You've got to make me "uh".
You know?
And then they never play that crap with me again.
Yeah.
You got to make me "uh uh".
[LAUGHTER]
Is that how the queen does it?
Yeah.
Oh I see.
It's getting faster.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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