- (FBE) Are you and your dog a winning combination?
We've got three rounds and three dog and owner pairs
facing off to find the champion eating team.
May the best appetite win.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
More than any other challenge, I hope you brought your appetite today,
because we've got some dog and owner teams
facing off in a competitive eating challenge.
- Ooh! - Ha!
- Speed, I did not know that was gonna be involved.
- I'm starving, I haven't eaten at all today, I'm like dying,
so I think I'm gonna win. - Yeah, same.
I was like I need to prep, and not eat,
and now I'm too hungry.
- (FBE) In each round, the point goes to the team
who finishes all of its dog and human food.
At the end of three rounds, the team with the most points wins.
- Woo!
This is my BFF LC!
- Hi dog! This is Champagne Supernova,
but we call her Nova for short.
- This is Apollo.
He was like our child until we had our baby.
- This is Valentino, I call him Tino for short.
My dog is literally like Jaws.
He is gonna attack whatever we put in front of him.
- I'm feeling great.
Posey is the fastest eater I've seen in the world.
Like, she will chow.
- I feel like Chazz and I are both very adept at eating,
and in this quarantine, we've been honing our skills.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (FBE) Our first round is the main course.
We've got hamburgers for the humans to eat.
And each dog will be given
three quarters of their normal meal portion.
Gotta save room for dessert.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it.
- I'm so excited to have a burger right now.
- Chazz, for God's sakes, wake up, smell it!
- (FBE) On your mark, get set, go!
- Go, okay, okay, eat, eat! - Eat, LC, eat!
- No Nova! - Ah!
- Not my food, your food, okay.
Oh my God.
- Ah! (laughs) - Eat up, Apollo!
Well, we've got a slow start from Apollo.
Ope, he just laid down, so that's great.
(Haley laughs)
- Nova's done, Nova's done already! - What?
LC, please help me out here.
- She's walking away, she's done.
Okay, now it's up to me. Nova, I got this!
- Look at Posey go! (laughs)
- Anna scored, Chazz, okay.
- Well, Tino's done. (laughs) (bell rings)
- Wow!
- Tino's like literally looking at the crumbs on my plate.
- LC hasn't touched her food at all! Come on LC!
- Nova, come back!
- I can't be the only person carrying this team!
- Oh my God.
- Posey's like where's the rest for us?
- It's really good. Apollo!
Oh he's, this is his problem.
He likes to take the food elsewhere, and he like,
picks it up out of the bowl and then takes it somewhere else.
So he's eating off camera right now.
He's probably like why are we eating on the floor together?
This is not normal.
- (FBE) And Ashby has finished his burger!
- Wow!
- Oh, we're not finishing this.
- Oh good, Posey wants some more.
She just demolished that huge piece I gave.
Come on. - Here you go Chazzy.
Go ahead, eat it, get it, get it!
- Well since, you have, someone has to eat her food,
so Emily. - (gasps) Do I have to eat it?
- (FBE) No, we're not gonna make you do that.
(both laugh)
- I'll do anything to win!
- Ashby, I dare you to try it. I dare you.
- Ugh! (Haley laughs)
Listen, when I was a kid, I remember,
I don't know, I think I was like in middle school.
I did try a dog biscuit one time.
It was really just like very grainy.
- Oh my God.
This is the fastest I've ever eaten a burger.
- I can't eat as fast as he can when it comes to the burgers.
- Please! She's so cute.
- There's too much food in my cheeks right now.
- Mmm, mmm! - Oh my God.
Oh yeah, ugh!
- Good. (bell rings)
- (FBE) And round one goes to Anna.
- We were so close!
Chazz and I were so close, and then he completely
ignored his dog food. I mean, who can blame him?
And now he's finishing my pickles. Damn him!
- Last bite!
- (FBE) Oh, there's almost a point. This is so close!
- Apollo, they're gonna beat us!
- (FBE) And a point on the board for Haley!
- Woo! (laughs) (Ashby laughs)
- Look at this! - I'm done.
I'm done.
- (FBE) We do have a winner for this round.
It's gonna be Jeannie and Nova. - Yeah!
- (FBE) They get the point.
- Yeah Nova! Come here Nova!
Get get treats!
Treats come very soon, but we won, baby!
We haven't won yet, Nova. - Thanks a lot, LC.
- (laughs) Thanks a lot LC. Thanks a lot LC, I love you!
- I'm a good eater. I can eat a lot of food for my size.
And I was really hungry, and this was my first meal of the day.
- Yeah, you got the lab. That is an advantage.
Labs are eaters.
- I feel like this is gonna be the only challenge I ever win.
Both Tino and I are pros at eating.
We can chow down together.
- He's a very like slow eater, which I think is great.
It just doesn't work out in this situation.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (FBE) Our second round is the dessert course.
We've got apple pie for the humans to eat,
and each dog will be given three doggie treats.
- Apple pie, yum!
- Round number two has a certain allure.
Look at this, Chazz sit. Look how he sits for a treat.
- Posey's appetite is still pretty up,
so I know she's interested.
- Dessert's the best part, baby! Let's go!
- If LC doesn't touch her treats, would it be cool
if I just like switched it, LC, she wants my food!
- She can't eat the pie!
- We're ready. - I'm ready.
- Apollo's itching at the, for the treats.
So I'm, this one could be, we could get this one.
- (FBE) Well, let's start in three, two, one, go!
- Go, go, go! - Oh God.
Good.
Where you going, Chazz?
- Oh I forgot, he leaves when he eats treats.
- Go, get it Apollo! Get the treat!
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! (screams)
- Oh dog, you get a treat! Here, treats!
- Pie! - (gasps) Oh yes, please eat it baby!
Please? - Yeah, go LC!
I'm rooting for her!
- This is so good.
Okay, Tino's slowly but surely eating. He's still on his first cookie.
- Just eating, go on, come on. You're slower, come on, eat these.
- Nova's done! (bell rings)
- It's like a bite, yeah.
- (FBE) Ashby, you demolished that! - Yeah, pie's done.
- I'm almost done too! - Done!
- (FBE) Trudi, you're already done?
Now Chazz is running down the hallway.
- Mmm! Emily's done!
- Damn, Emily. - LC, not so much.
- He's eating it pretty quickly. Like, he just loves these things.
So, he must know we're in a competition now.
- There's two dog treats left, but Tino's more interested in my pie!
- Come on Apollo, we're gonna get it!
- Come on Chazzy, come here girl, he's done, boom!
- (FBE) And round two goes to Trudi in a tight race!
- Chazz Michael Michaels! That's right!
- Good girl, oh, she gave up. (laughs)
- Now I'm done! (bell rings)
- (FBE) The winner of the second round is Jeannie and Nova!
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- He's almost got it.
- Please eat it, please, God, eat it! (laughs)
- Alright, you did it, come here buddy!
- I don't know, oh my God, okay,
third one's in his mouth
third one, third one, third one. - Come here, come here!
He finished! - And...
- (FBE) We have a tied game. - Aw!
Wow! - Good job.
- Nail biter. That one was close!
That was crazy, I feel like I've never had to,
like, beg my dog to eat a cookie.
- Wow, honestly, I feel good about myself,
but I also feel like it's not really that fair,
'cause LC isn't eating as fast as Nova.
- I'm telling you, she takes her time
after the humans are all done with their food.
- That's so funny.
Honestly, I have never eaten that fast, ever.
Like ever, in my life. That was crazy.
That's a record for me.
- Look at Chazz taking on the lab!
Taking Posey on! That is daring!
- I blame it on the Dentastix! The Dentastix are hard to chew!
I'm feeling good, I think Posey feels like a winner either way.
- Yeah, I was gonna say,
I feel like Chazz is lapsing into a food coma,
so I think his work, he believes his work here is done
but he does know there's another round,
because we've discussed it.
- He ate the food faster than he ate the treats, that's crazy.
- Right? He's a weird dog.
I don't know, I'm getting nervous about the third round.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (FBE) Our final round is going to be weird,
and that's why we're doing it. Please don't hate us.
Dogs and humans are all going to be eating peanut butter.
You've all measured the same amounts, but you're not allowed to take bites.
It's licking only.
- Ah God! Licking only?
We'll be here for like three hours!
- Oh my God.
I feel like I'm on Dance Moms right now.
(Ashby laughs) I want this win for my son so bad.
- I'm not sure about him, we've never done peanut butter before
so this is a, for me, I think I'm gonna be okay,
but I don't know,
I've never licked peanut butter off of a plate before.
- I think I'm gonna try the doggie way.
- Like you're gonna put it on the ground and lick it, or...
- I think I was just gonna hold it like,
and like hold it and lick it.
- Oh yeah, yeah, that's how I was gonna lick it too.
(both laugh)
- Oh wait, Em, let's try that, let's do that.
- No! (both laugh)
- (FBE) Let's start this round in three, two, one, and go!
- Cookie, cookie, cookie! Eat it!
- Okay here we go. Here you go, bud!
- Eat it, eat it, eat it! - Peanut butter, this one's yours.
Okay, ready? - Oh God.
- (laughs) We're really doing this!
- Ugh! (laughs) No Tino, please God, eat this!
Ugh!
- Oh, Apollo is not interested! Ope, oh, oh!
- Neither is Tino!
- He's totally eating mine. What a [censored],
now I can't use my fork, 'cause that would look weird.
- Oh my God, Posey's trying to eat the spoon.
- He's only eating it off my finger, but his tongue is
so coated in peanut butter now, it's not even like picking it up.
- Okay, I'm not sure how clean you want it,
but I've got most of it off of there. - (FBE) It looks clean!
- Oh my God.
- What dog doesn't like peanut butter? (Jeannie laughs)
Look at this one!
You're so snooty, what the heck!
Does it even make sense for me to go on?
My dog has rejected everything from this challenge.
- Literally, this could be an all day situation.
- This is so much harder than I thought it would be.
- Yes, eat it, eat it, please, eat it!
- You want some more? Do you want some more?
- Would people hate me
if I just like, smear this on her mouth,
and then she'll have no choice but to eat it?
- I'm almost done. I'm done.
- My plate is done.
Although Chazz did help me eat mine.
Now I'm gonna help him with his.
- Posey's almost done.
- I'm just trying to get him to eat it,
'cause I feel like it's taking him so long. (laughs)
Look, he's literally moving his head away from it.
- Do you want some more? - Tino, please eat it!
Cookie! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Do it baby, come on baby! Go, come on, finish it!
Finish it, you're almost done!
- It's getting stuck in my throat. (bell rings)
- We're almost done here. Our work here's almost done.
- That is my son. - Good boy, good boy.
Here do you want some more? It's the last bit!
- Ugh, this is so gross. - Oh, oh!
- I'm, ugh! - I think he's over it.
He is not having it. - Oh.
- (FBE) Anna, looks like you're close!
- No, we're both out!
- (FBE) Oh, well in that case, Anna wins!
- That's my baby girl!
- (FBE) Okay, I think we can call it. (bell rings)
(Jeannie laughs)
- Oh yeah, that's a sweep.
- So close, it's so close!
He was like nope, I don't want any more.
Are you sure, there's just a little bit left.
There's just a little bit.
- (FBE) Well Ashby, you know what you have to do.
- Oh my God, Ashby. Oh my God.
- It's just this little bit. It's just a, Apollo,
oh he's out. - You're gonna get rabies!
- (FBE) Ashby wins! - Oh!
(Ashby laughs) Throws the plate.
Why am I still eating this?
- Come here buddy, come here.
Good boy! - Wow, good job.
- That's a good boy, good boy. Come on.
- I kinda thought it was gonna go this way.
Like me personally,
I've been in FBE food challenges before,
and I'm always like the first one to finish,
or I'm carrying the team,
but I knew that my partner was gonna just throw.
So yeah, I expected this, but I'm still happy.
- Chazz was extremely happy. I mean, just look at this face.
He appears to be very nonplussed, and yet, he's ecstatic.
- That was so gross, especially chunky peanut butter,
like, it just did not go down right.
- (FBE) With a final tally of three to nothing,
Jeannie and Nova are the winners today.
- Yay! - We lost, LC!
- Nova, you're a winner! We're winners together!
I love you!
(bell rings) - I'm shocked.
I'm shocked that we were able to pull through,
but Apollo, boy, he impressed me more than I thought he would.
- I feel proud of myself.
I feel even prouder of Posey.
I think she's proud of herself.
And eating is good, so we all won.
- Thanks for watching this episode
of Dogs And Humans Speed Eating!
- Goodbye!
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