What are we doing today?
>> Well, it's fall.
So, I thought I would bring everyone a fall fresh face.
>> Ah.
>> How to get all fresh and beautiful for fall, right?
>> You got to be beautiful for fall.
>> Exactly and who are you going to call- me, you know that.
>> That's right.
>> So, Ellen let's get started with something that can help you de-puff.
So let me look at you.
Gorgeous.
No puffs.
But if any of us ever get any puffiness around our eyes.
You know when you lay down you accumulate fluid under the eyes.
So, these are beauty globes by-
>> When you lay down you accumulate fluid?
>> Yes, when you are lying down and you're in bed,
you accumulate fluid under the eyes.
>> No, you don't. [LAUGH]
>> Yes you do.
[LAUGH] >> Bella said it and
I believe it's true. So, Ellen so these are little beauty globes.
Would you like me to do it to you? >> No,
do it to you. [LAUGH]
>> Okay I will do to it to me.
[LAUGH]
>> So these little blue balls,
go right along your face and you just rub down right around your face,
and you're lifting it. >> Wait. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Sorry, Andy wasn't listening.
What are they?
[LAUGH]
>> They're cold, just from- >> Yep. Uh huh.
>> Oh, it's cold. >> Yeah.
>> Cold little blue balls.
[LAUGH] And,
you just rub them along your face.
And then you're just gonna like move everything.
And it feels so good.
>> So what you keep them in the freezer.
>> Yeah, you just keep them in the freezer.
>> I feel it.
[LAUGH] >> Who doesn't love that?
>> That's nice.
So that takes the puffiness down.
>> It does, and it's cooling, and it's soothing, and it's wonderful.
>> Mm-hm. >> I don't see why
everyone wouldn't do it.
So- >> What's this stuff behind it?
>> That's just a little serum that makes it go on a little smoother.
>> I see. >> There's no big deal.
>> Okay.
>> Now, Ellen, so now you're all depuffed and you're feeling super good.
And then you might have a little bit of-
Do you have any lines there?
None at all, but many people do.
You get lines around your lips,
and around your mouth.
So, I have the best thing to get rid of lips lines around your mouth.
[INAUDIBLE] Here we go.
Are they on?
[LAUGH] >> This is, and
it's not honey, this is the real thing.
And what it does is it's tightening your muscles around,
how when you work out a lot?
And it tightens the muscles, and
it really does work because you're tightening the jaw.
You're lifting.
It's wonderful.
[LAUGH] >> How-
How is that helping the lines in your lips?
>> I will tell you, because you're tightening and
it's a muscle lifter [LAUGH] >> How long do you keep it in?
>> You can keep it in as long-
I don't think people will notice.
I mean you can just keep it in for as long as you want.
I liked it, it was absolutely fine.
>> You look the same.
>> I do not. You can't even see any of
my wrinkles now on my lip.
Okay, what about your nose?
Let me see your nose.
Your nose is super super straight but not everyone's is.
If you guys want to straighten out your cartilage, I don't know anyone but
if anyone ever was thinking about getting a nose job, you don't need it,
don't go get it.
Get this.
This is from our friends in Japan.
It is the bridge nose straightener, and what it does is it takes your cartilage,
and it will straighten your cartilage, Ellen.
And not only that, I found more stuff.
This is, who doesn't want a lift tip?
So you just take this [LAUGH] And this is going to lift the tip.
[LAUGH] >> I think it's perfect.
>> So instead of a nose job- >> Yes.
>> You just put that on?
>> Yes. [LAUGH]
>> You do.
And if you leave this on for awhile it can just lift that tip up just a little bit.
[LAUGH] And I think it's super easy, super fun.
>> No it will not lift your tip.
>> It might. >> No it will not.
>> What if it does then you'd be like, oh, see, Kym knew.
[LAUGH] >> Okay, Ellen now,
you know at the Halloween time, you're eating a lot a- I have a runny nose now.
I didn't know it made your nose run but it does.
[LAUGH] >> So, anyway, Ellen.
It is Halloween, and do you get trick-or-treaters?
>> No. [LAUGH] >> Okay [LAUGH] Well, many of you do.
And Ellen, you know what happens when you eat too much candy?
You can get a pimple.
>> Ohh. >> It brings out pimples.
And it makes your skin not look good.
So, I have the perfect thing.
You put this on, super easy, super fun, and [LAUGH] You guys, look!
It lights up and what it is, is it's red and blue light therapy, and it goes right
in and it kills all the bacteria, and this could be my Halloween costume too!
>> It sure could!
>> Isn't this fun?
I love it!
[APPLAUSE] You can rob a bank with that.
>> I know, isn't this super fun.
I love it, and then we can take it off and put it on.
Take it off, and put it on.
>> That's fantastic.
>> Super fun.
>> You can, while you're robbing a bank your skin is getting better.
That's great.
We're back with her, resident crazy person Kym Douglas.
>> I hear you.
>> And what's happening here now?
>> Okay, so you know I love to bring you the coolest, newest inventions.
So I know you think I make some of this stuff up but I don't, because it's real.
So, here is the story, I was born in the midwest, we're two midwestern gals.
>> No, I was born in the South.
>> Okay, well.
So, in Detroit, where I was from, there's farms.
There's farmers, sometimes, in that area.
Maybe.
And so, anyway, what happened, and this is a true story, you guys.
What happened is, all the farmers would do all of their work, and then,
in the afternoon, they'd get very tired, and they would lay down on bales of hay.
And it would rejuvenate them and make them feel fabulous.
So guess what the newest craze is all over Italy, the hay bath.
[LAUGH] Ellen, I'm not making this up.
So, ladies they spend $350, Ellen,
and what happens is you get $350 you go in to these places,
these salons, in Italy and you get into a tub with hay.
What happens is it opens up your pores, it pulls out all the toxins.
Ellen, can you cover me with hay?
>> Sure can.
[LAUGH] >> And it makes you, you guys,
wait till you hear this.
And I'm not making this up.
It makes you thinner.
[LAUGH] You get thinner, wait, I don't need to lose in my face.
[LAUGH] And you get thinner and it pulls out all the toxins.
And then you feel refreshed and you feel wonderful, and you're covered in your hay.
And you could just take a little nap.
>> Okay, can you explain to me why hay makes you thinner?
>> Yes, because it goes into your- when you're laying on it, there is an ingredient
in there, that opens up your pores and it helps pulls out the toxins.
>> Okay, that's not true.
>> It is true!
[LAUGH] >> No.
>> It is true!