what's going on YouTube Chris Ramsey
here and today I'm going to talk to you
guys actually I'm gonna read out some
YouTube comments we're all susceptible
you know to getting various comments
from colorful characters across the
world and as soon as religion and
politics comes up especially in the
YouTube comments like it creates this
fluster of debating but I've been not
gonna say victim but I've been targeted
by a few of these subjects I thought I'd
share them with you today so to set the
record straight
because the record needs setting this is
a sarandon video and hope you guys enjoy
and remember you're gonna post anything
any comments on my youtube videos and
you want to grab my attention this is
not the way to do it actually this is a
perfect way to do it but don't do it
just be normal be normal alright first
comment this guy Nick Anderson you play
with demons and worship Satan you end up
rotting in hell just like Aleister
Crowley fool it ain't worth it son
though by now the demons have your mind
so screwed up and repro bait you cannot
even tell right from wrong anymore
you know what that means you have opened
yourself up to the powers that you
cannot comprehend and that you have zero
control over they controlled you fool
they own you when you've had enough you
want out to remember Jesus Christ and
repent and pray that he grants you grace
and mercy saves you from hell you are
destined for oh really
for for doing card tricks I mean I'll
set the record straight I'm not ashamed
of it but I I'm not a religious person
at all not a theist I'm not any I think
I'm more agnostic I just don't think I
want to have the conversation just
doesn't matter to me that being said I
find it tremendously entertaining that
people think that the sleight of hand
that I've practiced years and years for
and endlessly strived for perfection
well now they think it's some type of
devil worship I got to admit I'm pretty
flattered to get to the point where my
sleight of hand techniques and
misdirection and deception is so so so
OnPoint that there can only be one
explanation I've sold my soul to the
devil hey whatever floats about but
seriously I can't I can't believe that
today's a days there's still people I
mean they're magicians out there that
literally get pissed off I read this one
article today about the Magic Circle
they were getting they're so mad that
YouTube youtubers are revealing magic
like first of all like most of the magic
you'll find on YouTube isn't like the
good stuff because the good stuff not
everybody can just learn you know it
takes getting through all that basic
stuff years and years and years before
getting to the good stuff so if I were
to reveal the good stuff the real good
stuff
on YouTube like no one would understand
it probably get more dislikes than likes
so you know people refrain from doing
that the most common things you'll see
on YouTube is usually something for
everyone some so the people can generate
likes and views and they're not catering
to a really small niche audience oh I
don't think you need to be afraid of
magic dying by the hand of YouTube I
think YouTube helps a lot of a lot of
magic out in the sense that it gets you
know people have curiosity where do they
go they go to YouTube no you know I go
to youtube when I want to learn how
something's done so I don't blame
anybody else for going there
thank your your fool damn fool if you
think otherwise
that being said because all of these
sort of magic tricks are revealed on
YouTube and hundreds literally hundreds
and thousands of kids across the world
and people at adults and girls and boys
are all sort of taking a liking and and
and sharing videos of performances of
tutorials how can you still think that
it has something to do with the
supernatural I mean like I said people
getting mad that we're revealing tricks
on YouTube like just search tutorial and
you'll see that it's just sleight of
hand and trickery and if you still don't
believe well that's just because the
presentation was so good but just
because you can't understand how it's
done stop jumping to the conclusion
that's supernatural
now had this debate with religion as
well but I'm not going to get into that
but for magic if you don't understand
how it's done if you can't see how it's
done just sit back and let it be enjoy
it like it's just because you can't
explain it don't flatter yourself
thinking that there is no other
explanation
that's all apt to say next comment this
one Illuminati must fail this is good
I hope you guys know that these
magicians have signed a contract to get
help from interdimensional beings to do
their tricks it's all part of the
Illuminati agenda search demonic
magicians on YouTube for a better grasp
on the topic Merry Christmas
peace well this guy clearly has his [ __ ]
figured out obviously obviously he's
gotten to the bottom of it we've signed
a contract to get help from
interdimensional beings whatever that
contract looks like is it like a
physical contract like a piece of paper
yes as a matter of fact it is
interdimensional being contract sir if
you wouldn't mind signing just here so
you can get help from these
interdimensional demons so they can help
you with your with your card tricks
because they've got nothing better to do
then - obviously aid in your trickery
fool fool come on really let's be honest
if I were to get help from an
interdimensional being it wouldn't be to
help my card tricks or sleight of hand
or rubberband or tearing corner off a
piece of playing card or making a ring
appear on my finger like come on people
I would I would put you know what I
would probably do probably run for
president just kidding
I'm Canadian I can't run for president
but that being said I think a lot of
people take this this stuff too
seriously it's it's a car trick it's
meant to entertain so Illuminati must
fail recommends we search demon
magicians on YouTube for a better grasp
on the topic and Merry Christmas by the
way thank you for that so I did just
that and then these started coming up
insane so they have like hundreds and
thousands of you some of the millions of
views based on people thinking that
somehow magicians on TV right that work
with producers and consultants and
the somehow they have superpowers or
secret evil powers that helps them do
certain things like float a dollar bill
or vanish a quarter I can tell you right
now that vanishing a quarter or a
cigarette is the first thing I would do
if I sold my soul to the devil the first
thing I would do so here's what I want
to know let's say I want to contact one
of these interdimensional beings let's
say I really do believe in this type of
stuff in this stuff that you know talks
about devil worship and all this let's
say I want to go there who do I call
where's the number google it you just
like you just like for one one what's
Satan's number
oh six six six six six six six six six
six sweet Oh
hey Satan yeah glad you picked up yes uh
it's Chris Ramsey the guy there's uh the
card tricks yeah you might have heard of
me
got a little bit of a following on
YouTube thought I thought we might work
out a deal here my soul in exchange for
like you know levitating stuff but you
know not never only for TV shows and
stuff never in like real life oh you're
gonna send me an interdimensional being
contract sick are we still on for lunch
tomorrow
great great I'll see you then double
alright peace Merry Christmas all right
this next one the Pope wears the fish
hat of Dragon you've got my attention he
is called a Vicar of Christ vicar means
instead of the Greek anti means instead
of the Pope is one of many antichrists
what the Vatican has an Egyptian obelisk
dick warship one dick warship
and dome wound just like Washington's
Washington DC which has a 5 5 5 0 by 5 5
5 brackets 6 6 6 0 by 6 6 6 obelisk
pointing to the wound Dome of the
Capitol
rebirthing George Washington as a god
like the rituals of Pharaohs in the
painting apotheosis ascension to godhood
of Washington the painting is right in
the dome womb blonde convinced I mean
when you put it like that there's no
denying it there really isn't
of course the obelisk shape is a womb
dick and Washington is birthing the
Capitol like the Pharaohs of Egypt and
the fish hat dragon it all next sense
I'd see it every step and see it get it
get it I've been so blind all along then
right there staring face there you have
it there is undeniable proof that I've
sold my soul to Satan in the devil and
that we're in cahoots that everything
that I've done all the practice that I
have done in my life for the years and
years and hours and thousands of hours
that I have practice study read thought
about creating magic was all for nothing
so undeniable proof there you have it
ladies and gentlemen I hope that clears
things up for you and oh one more thing
the shirt says dope is a pedo except I
had this shirt and put it on for a
cyclone tutorial which is now like
blowing up to like 10,000 likes and like
almost like a million hits on this
tutorial but I'm wearing a shirt that I
don't know where I got this sure thing I
got like an outlet store but it said
it's a dope all over it but if you if
you mangled up the letters a little bit
you didn't need to like clearly also
says pedo butt but it could also say
poop pooped doop pooed to poop oped
Oh
Dopp do dude dude dude dude odd
booted OOP ooh
Edie just to name a few but yes in
retrospect I look back at the shirt and
also thought it said pedo maybe that's
why the video went so viral working on a
new video and the wear shirt that says
the Jean
I got nothing alright guys that's it for
me thanks so much for tuning in thanks
for watching this random video and I
hope this clears things up please let me
know in the comments below what you guys
actually think about this whole subject
and whether or not you guys believe in
the occult
or did demonic magic possessions and
we'll see you on the next video sometime
soon hopefully so till then peace out
hail Satan