You're sexy.
Sex in the morning, sex in the morning, sex in the morning...
Yeah, wait, yeah, okay.Is that good? Yeah, ok.
Ok? I'm great, yeah, I'm good. Pull my hair.
Ok, is that good? Yeah, like that. Ok.
Ok, don't do that, I'm sorry.
It's my tie, it's for work.
Oh, shit!
At least you got your stuff out of his place right?
We shared a Sonicare and it's one charging station and two brush heads, so he got to keep it.
Oh, both brush heads? Yeah. Even your used one
I wish yeah, I'm sure he'll place it with the younger one?
I'm really so sorry Holly.
I've had sex with nine guys.
In your life?
No, in the past two weeks, I have had sex with nine guys.
Nine?
Don't judge me.
No, I was not gonna judge you.
This is where I'm at right now.
Hey, Holly!
I was just surprised.Hello!
and yeah, impressed.
Hi, Rob, how are you?
Give me a hug!
It's nice to see you! It's nice to see you too! What's new with you?
You heard Patrick and I broke up?
Yes, I'm so sorry. Anna told me
It's fine, don't be.
Do you want me to kill him for you?
Oh, can I think about that and get back to you?
Sure, sure, cause I'll find him, I'll kill him hard, no problem.
Good, well, the harder, the better in this case.
Right, are we still talking about killing Patrick or up?
Yeah, are you not sure?
Well, dinner's almost ready.
And why don't you go change?
Yes, I will go change right now.
We have company. Of course, company, be right back.
Do you want more wine?
Yes I would love more wine, do you want more wine?
Yeah, that's why I asked.
Hey! Hey! What do you think?
I think we should have a threesome with Holly.
What?
Seriously, let's do this.
A threesome? You...
I know, I think we should just do this, just say "Fuck it!" get a little drunk, do this.
You've never had a threesome before. No.
Have you ever had a threesome before? No, exactly.
Oh, you can't wear that.
Wait, with Holly? You...
Yeah, first of all, I totally saw you flirting in there.
I was not... I saw that... She went through a breakup I was being nice.
You have chemistry.
Do you, do you think this is a good idea?
You tell me. I thought we're trying to spice things up?
Yeah, shouldn't we talk about something like this first?
Yeah, ok, we talked about it.
Ok, do you, you wanna put your mouth on her vagina?
I wanna put my mouth on her vagina.
Yeah, but I want you to put your mouth on her vagina too.
Yeah, ok, but don't, don't couples usually break up with each other after they have threesomes?
Yes, that's because people get jealous but nobody's gonna get jealous here.
I mean cause we all know each other and we all love each other
and it's just gonna be this like thing that we did this one time this nice night we were young and fun.
Yeah, but is Holly gonna be into it? I mean is she into threesomes? Ia that a thing?
Yeah, I think she will be, I mean we might have to sell her on it, but she likes you, and yeah.
Yeah, ok!
Ok, we've gotta just sleek, open, open, warm and sexy, sexy...
You should tell your summer camp story.
About the make out cabin? Yeah... You love the make out cabin story, don't you?
That's gonna be hot! Alright, it's gonna be hot!
Anna your earrings are so pretty i didn't notice them earlier.
Ok, you don't wanna sit at the head of the table? No. Come on, the guest of honor.
No. Please, I insist. I'll wipe it down for you.
Ok, yeah. Oh, here.
Oh, yeah, switch room. Switch room.
Thank you, honey. You're welcome. Alright, cheers!
Cheers! Chin-chin! Yes!
So, Holly?
Yes?
Do you ever edit any books about the Kama Sutra?
No, we're pretty just like coffee table books only, but we did a good one about body piercing.
The body!
Body piercings are hot!
Do you like body piercing, Rob?
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Ok, so and there was a guy who pierced the shaft of his penis and then one side of his scrotum
and there was a chain connecting the two piercings.
So when he had an erection the chain got topped. There were before and after photos.
Cool, I love that.
Rob, you should tell your summer camp story that's so funny.
Oh, yeah, sure, so when I was a teenager, this leadership camp for like high school kids and stuff,
and you know the the hormones were just raging.
Sure, I'm familiar with it.
So one day in the afternoon, which was sort of like our off time,
a couple of us got together in a cabin four
and decided to just start making out with each other.
You know, boys kissing girls and... there was a lot of heavy petting, and...
just sort of making out with each other. Yeah. Yeah.
Anyway, we were also switching partners, which was kind of fun,
so you know one minute I'm I'm kissing Lena Leonard
and then the next minute I'm like full-on dry hopping Karen Oltner.
It was awesome. That's a good story. It was so awesome and so weird. What?
Karen Oltner, like two years ago she sent me a Facebook friend request,
and apparently she has some like horrible debilitating neurological disease now,
and it's sad, in it she has status message, that was like
"It was a good day today, brushed my teeth without any help."
Really horrible.
I made out with her that day.
Anyway we all ended up getting into trouble.
But from that day forth cabin four was known as the make-out cabinet.
That is very sad.
We are trying to have a threesome with you.
Oh, yeah, sure, why not.
Ok.
Would you please excuse me for just one minute?
I need to use the bathroom, but I will be right back.
Dinner is great.
Karen Oltner, are you fucking kidding me?
It's all right turn off, shrug it off... Man, I wish had spray tan or something, shaved back
I feel like I'm not at my best when I'm drinking a lot. Forget it!
Don't worry about it, just get fired up...
Just get out there, be a man and do not fuck this up!
Do you understand? Do not fuck this up! This is threesome!
You've been thinking about this shit since you were 12 years old.
You know, I don't normally like salad, but this is just dress so beautifully.
You have to tell me what's in it....
Yeah, you know what I'm gonna...
Ok, sure...
Be right back.
Hey, what's going on?
Well, I was just getting psyched up with the threesome.
What are you doing? Get back out to the dinner table.
What do I do? I just gonna pull my pants down?
We're gonna open a bottle of wine, we're gonna move to the living room...
And then I pull my pants down? In the living room?
You can pull your pants down whenever you want, we're having a threesome.
With Holly...
Ok, this is what we talked about we gotta spice things up, right? Right.
We're having a threesome with Holly. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be hot.
You're gonna put your mouth on her vagina.
That's right. I really don't wanna have a threesome with Holly. I don't want to either.
What do we do?
I don't wanna go back out there.
I definitely don't wanna go back out there. She's your friend.
She might just go home.