Emma Woodhouse: beautiful, clever, and brilliant!
They are many intriguing female entrepreneurs in the love and lifestyle industry
But none are more dynamic or have more potential
than young Ms. Woodhouse! So I run the matchmaking and lifestyle division of the developing
Highbury Partners Lifestyle Group! I know
complicated. But in nine words: I make your life better
and I never fail! Currently I hold a perfect 19 for 19 client success record.
And you wanna know whose number twenty? Meet Ryan Weston
35. You've heard Cuddly Cupcakes the one with over 200 locations across the Greater
United States?!
Yeah....C.E.O!
Meet Annie Taylor, personal chef and power homemaker. Her convection baking skills
would blow the
buttons off your cashmere cardigan. Mr. Cupcake mobile
Ms. Power Homemaker perfect for each other, right?
but how perfect? They put a ring on it!
And all because of me! Who am I?
I am Emma Woodhouse and this marriage is Emma Approved!
"I am Emma Woodhouse" Written by Bernie Su
So let's talk about Annie and Ryan
two perfect people who may have never met, may have never locked eyes across a
crowded room
and may never have locked lips on the beach at sunset.
Boom! Picture! Cuz it happened!
Alex Knightley: Emma? Emma: Yes?
Knightley: Are you talking to yourself? Emma: No. I'm talking to the world!
Knightley: Seriously, what are you doing? Emma: Documenting.
Emma: Alex Knightley, Partner, Business development, book-keeping, boring stuff.
Knightley: important stuff Emma: still boring
Knightley: still important Emma: boring me and now them
Knightley: who is them? Emma: Future editors of this documentary
Knightley: Okay, and what exactly is it we're documenting? Emma: My greatness!
Knightley: For what purpose? Emma: Future achievements!
Knightley: What types of achievements? Emma: Like when I receive my prestigious
Lifetime Achievement Award in Lifestyle Excellence!
Bettering the world one life at a time I'll be like Oprah
but better! It's not a joke!
Knightley: Oh I know, well I'll let you keep doing...
Knightley: whatever this is. Emma: Documenting my greatness for when I receive my future
Lifetime Achievement Award in Lifestyle Excellence!
Knightley: And when you get a moment, post greatness documenting, I have some important boring
stuff to talk about.
Emma: Okay yeah yeah go now go busy busy
so back to Annie and Ryan or should I say the future Mister and Mrs. Ryan Weston!
This all started one day when Mr. Ryan Weston was having dinner with my
father and me.
So there was a lot of talk, talk, business, business, blah, blah, but the important thing was
that through all of Ryan's long cupcake cuddly days
he was really lonely! he didn't exactly say it but I knew
It was totally obvious, trust me. So I made sure the next time we all got
together he got to meet my very dear and very single friend
Annie! A little push here and a little plant there and magic!
Knightley: Hello Emma Emma: What are you too lazy to walk here?!
Knightley: I'm too busy doing important boring stuff.
Emma: Good boy, stay focused. 20 for 20! Knightley: speaking of 20
Knightley: Annie called, sounded important, wants you to call her back.
Emma: and why are you answering my calls? Knightley: Because you still haven't hired an
assistant yet.
Which you need to. Are you recording this conversation?
Emma: No! Knightley: You are aware
that recording this conversation without my consent is technically illegal?
Emma: I am. Knightley: Hmm
Well about that assistant position there's a lot of quality resumes over here, so you should --
Emma: We'll get back to that later but for now
Annie: Hey, Emma
Emma: The amazing, the awesome, the alluring
Annie Taylor! By the way I loved the centerpieces that you picked out for the reception.
Very Emma Approved!
Annie: About that, there's something wrong.
Emma: I don't want you to worry Annie I can get you those flowers. I know
they're a little rare this time of year, but I'll just call a favor!
Annie: It's not that, it's just --
Emma: Does Ryan still want a shot luge for the reception?
Shot luges are so not Emma Approved.
Annie: Emma, I'm thinking about calling off the wedding.