>> YOU CALLED ME IN? >> HI THERE, DILLAN, HAVE A
SEAT. >> DILLAN, I WAS JUST TELLING
SANTINO -- >> OH, IT'S JAKE.
>> OKAY, I'M SORRY. I WAS TELLING HIM ABOUT YOUR
WORK MANAGING THE COMPANY INSTAGRAM HERE AT SARA LEE.
>> YEAH. AND I LOVE REPRESENTING THE
BRAND. PEOPLE LOVE BREAD CONTENT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY WHY WE BROUGHT YOU IN TODAY.
SINCE WE FLAGGED SOME ACTIVITY ON THE ACCOUNT THAT HAS BEEN A
LITTLE OFF MESSAGE. >> OH.
I DON'T THINK SO. >> WELL, FOR EXAMPLE, WHY DID
SARA LEE COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE OF NICK JONAS SAYING, "WRECK ME
DADDY?" AND THEN COMMENT A MONTH LATER
AGAIN WITH "DESTROY ME KING." >> OH, I SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
I'VE BEEN MIXING UP THE SARA LEE INSTAGRAM WITH MY PERSONAL
INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT? >> MM-HMM, WE FIGURED.
>> RIGHT, BECAUSE SARA LEE IS BREAD AND BREAD DOESN'T THINK
THOSE THINGS. >> AND SARA LEE HAS ALSO BEEN
OBSESSED WITH THIS RANDOM GUY WITH ONLY 200 FOLLOWERS.
FOR HIM, SARA LEE COMMENTED WITH A FEW EGG PLANTS, WATER DROPS, A
TRAIN AND A GHOST EMOJI. >> AND THAT'S A REFERENCE TO --
>> GETTING RAILED TO DEATH. >> RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW, AT FIRST I WAS FURIOUS, BECAUSE IT WAS OFF
>> THE WORST PART IS THE GUY DIDN'T EVEN LIKE SARA LEE'S
COMMENT. AND THAT'S REALLY BAD FOR THE
BRAND. >> I DIDN'T NOTICE.
>> WELL, I THINK YOU DID. BECAUSE THREE HOURS LATER,
SARA LEE COMMENTED, "WHY NO RESPONSE?"
>> AGAIN, REALLY BAD FOR THE BRAND.
>> IF NICK JONAS WON'T LIKE SARA LEE'S COMMENT, FINE.
BUT SOME RANDOM FASHION TWINK? >> YEAH.
SARA LEE'S FEELINGS WERE HURT BY THAT.
IT'S OKAY THOUGH. >> WELL, THE OTHER COMPONENT TO
THIS IS YOU'VE BEEN CAPTIONING THE COMPANY'S IMAGES WITH YOUR
OWN VOICE TOO. >> HERE'S THIS ONE.
>> SO YOU SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE, "SARA LEE FACT,
OUR TEXAS TOAST IS PART OF A DELICIOUS GRILLED CHEESE."
>> BUT WHAT SARA LEE ACTUALLY CAPTIONED WAS, "FEELING REALLY
DEPRESSED AFTER THREESOME. WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A
FANTASY ENDED UP MORE REJECTION. MUST GET RID OF TOXIC IN
COMMUNITY." >> AND WERE THERE TYPOS IN THAT?
>> I DON'T THINK SO. BUT SARA LEE WROTE THAT AT
4:00 IN THE MORNING WHILE HE WAS STILL ON A POPPERS HIGH.
>> OKAY. AND WAS THAT ALSO THE CASE FOR
THIS PHOTO OF OUR CHEESECAKE? >> HOW ABOUT YOU READ THIS ONE.
"A LITTLE MOODY AFTER BEING USED.
WHY DO GUYS FREAK OUT WHEN I ASK THEM TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH?
NEED A REAL KING THAT CAN HANDLE.
8:00 A.M. AND I HAVE TO GO TO HELL JOB SARA LEE.
LITTLE IN MY HEAD AFTER ANOTHER THREESOME."
>> WE THINK IT WOULD BE HEALTHY IF SARA LEE STOPPED HAVING
THREESOMES. >> IT'S OKAY THOUGH.
>> YOU KEEP TELLING US IT'S OKAY, BUT IT REALLY, REALLY
ISN'T. >> YEAH, DILLAN, I'M VERY
DISAPPOINTED. I PASSED DOWN THE INSTAGRAM TO
YOU, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IN GOOD HANDS.
>> WELL, NOW THAT EXPLAINS THESE POSTS FROM BEFORE DILLAN STARTED
WORKING HERE. >> OH!
OH, YES, I DID WRITE THIS. "SECURITY DOWNSTAIRS STOPPED
LETTING PEOPLE INTO HARNESS PARTY AT SARA LEE OFFICE.
WE HAVE TO DO BETTER. MUST GET RID OF TOXIC IN THE
COMMUNITY." >> WOW.
WELL, YOU'VE BOTH DONE SEVERE DAMAGE TO SARA LEE'S IMAGE.
SO THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING. >> THANK YOU.
FULL HONESTY, TODAY SARA LEE DM'd SHAWN MENDES SAYING "CHECK
OUT MY SPECIAL HOLIDAY PROMOTION."
>> AND WHAT WAS THAT PROMOTION? >> A PICTURE OF MY OPEN THROAT.
>> OKAY, SECOND WARNING.