How Iron Man Should Have Ended
Impressive!
You upgraded your armor.
Ive made a few adjustments of my own.
Wow... Are you kidding me with that takeoff speed??
Umm.. It takes a while!
But, I'll catch you.
Are you sure about that?
I mean, have you even flown in that thing before?
Not exactly.
But I assure you it's more advanced in every way.
Oh well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender right-- tank missile!
Careful man, that's a brand new suit here!
(explosion)
So you just killed him?
Yea, I mean it was either that or have Pepper do it for me.
So I just decided to take all the credit.
That's sort of arrogant and thoughtful.
But still, you just killed him off. That's pretty dark...
I mean you knew the guy almost your whole life.
He tried to kill me.. twice.
And haven't you learned yet that if you put your super villain in prison,
they just vow revenge and just break out again?
Yea that, that never happens.
So after you killed him what happened?
Well after that, I have had a press conference and told the world I'm Iron Man.
What?!
Dude!
You can't give away your secret identity!
Why not? Because I did and I'm awesome.
So.. in your face.
You just can't. I mean you're not supposed to.
Ehh, I like the attention.
And you mean to tell me, you've never revealed your secret identity before?
Ahh, no..
HA! Try every girl you've ever dated!
What?
Oh I'm Bruce Wayne and I like you.
Let me tell you my big secret.
Oh you're one to talk!
Mr. Mind Eraser.
Oh, don't even!
I will freeze breath your face off.
No you won't.
You're right, I won't. I love this guy... Up top!
But you know I could've high fived you into the ground just now, right?
Guys, guys. It's not a contest.
Because I think we all know who would win if it were..
Me.
Oh, whatever!
I'm Batman.
Let's arm wrestle right now.
Hey!
How come you guys never ask me to hang out?