[music playing]
Thanks for loving me and my weird tooth, Max.
Anything for you, pop star wife, Cheyenne.
Welcome home.
[screaming]
Ah, sorry we had to leave the carnival early.
I just really didn't like the look of those troublemakers.
You mean the clowns?
[chuckles]
Don't worry, our next date will be clown free.
Ew.
[chuckles] See ya, buddy.
- Ah. - Ah.
[babbling]
Now to spit some romantic rhyme.
Dude, I think you've spit enough for one night.
Ah ha!
I knew you guys got yourselves trapped.
Max, you came back for us.
We're saved, boo.
Someday we'll tell this story to our little giddies.
Max, get those symbols back here.
Oh, they are in trouble.
That's right and you didn't believe me.
Bet you feel pretty silly.
[screaming]
Now we all feel pretty silly.
Okay, don't panic.
We just need to get out of here before...
[oinking]
And cue terrified screams.
[screaming]
Oh, sorry, my guitar has to sit here.
She always eats with me.
Okay.
Date night.
Ooh, time to get a pic of me and my baby.
[chuckles]
And you were talking about your guitar again.
Yep. Me and her against the world.
Has been ever since I lost Micaela.
Wait, as in Goodbye Micaela? Those lyrics were so beautiful.
Could you write a song about me one day?
No.
'Cuse me?
I only write songs about my guitars.
Wait. So, Micaela is a guitar?
She was... until I accidentally dropped her
out of a hot air balloon.
I thought I'd never find love again till I met Patty.
Oh, I see now. He's crazy.
But he's cute.
Maybe if I squink really hard, I won't see the crazy.
Nope, still crazy.
Keep it moving, furball,
my girl is allergic to your weird hat.
Sorry. Tatiana not mean to spoil big time American date.
[sighing]
I feel so bad about the bracelet.
Hey, don't worry about it. We'll check by the fun cloth
but after I finished this sploggy.
I guess we shouldn't let anything ruin our--
[screaming]
What? Do I have something on my face?
You just gotta... a little... [screaming]
I'm blue.
[screaming]
- Happy anniversary, honey. - Happy anniversary.
Do you want to wait for another table?
No matter where I sit, as long as I am across from you,
looking into your beautiful eyes...
or one eye. Just one eye is good.
[music playing]
You look great tonight, Phoebe.
Thanks. I can't believe
we're finally having our first date together.
Hey, guys, what we doing next?
Have to be within three feet of each other, not three inches.
Oh, hey, cool. I think you've got the last slider.
Splitsies, right? I'll have the first half.
Mmm.
Uh. Is he going to be hanging around us all night?
Uh, yeah, it's his first dance. He's kind of shy.
Oh, yeah. You gonna like that.
And kind of gross.
Hi, Max. You look so handsome tonight.
Wanna dance?
Uh, maybe later, Sarah, I just ate.
And you know the rule, gotta wait 20 minutes.
Right. [beeping]
I'll see you in 20.
I'll be here.
All right, we've got 20 minutes to get outta here.
No, you promised you'd stay.
There's rumors about mini tacos later.
I do like tiny foods.
Hey, let's get a picture.
We can capture this night forever.
I may vomit.
Stop it. He was just being sweet.
I think there was something wrong with that slider.
Isn't this great?
Yeah. I'm really glad I asked you
and your brother to the dance.
Um, don't worry, we can just crop him out.
Yeah, just crop me out.
Or he can just get out.
Or I'll just get out.
So, here's your ticket.
Thanks. This is so exciting. Concert, selfie!
Now let me get a picture of my hero.
[squawking]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Oh.
Please tell me that's rain... with a hint of green.
Hey, in some cultures, it's considered to be good luck.
Yeah, in all cultures, it's disgusting.
[laughing]
Wait. You're not gonna post that on Chirper, are you?
- Oops. I kinda just did. - Wha?
But you look so cute.
You hashtaged me, bird turd?
It's my first nickname for you. It's adorbs.
Why don't you work on my second nickname
while I go wash this off.
Hurry back, B.T. Hey, I just did it.
Hey, Joey.
Hey, Neil.
- Bread? - Ah, sure.
Chewing sickens me.
Mmm. Gotta get us some spoons.
Wait. Uh, Phoebe, don't go.
I'll be right back.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong, I was just grabbing some spoons.
To eat pizza?
I guess everyone else, is doing it wrong.
Here you go, weirdo.
Oh, wait. Uh, this one's dirty.
So wash it, I'm not your mama.
And I have a cat named Moon Pie!
Do you have any pets?!
Uh, Cherry, can I talk to you for a sec?
Yes. Excuse me!
I think I was talking to loud.
You're just nervous. Come on, let's clap it out.
You have nothing to worry about, Joey likes you, I can tell.
And plus you are totally rocking the combat boots.
What I do without you. Now, don't leave me again.
All right, I promise.
Okay, sorry, where were we?
Caesar salad for the lady?
Hey, there you are. I saved us the best table.
Oh, I didn't know Splat Burger had a best table.
Oh, look. Evans on a date with a lizard, but still, love.
Shall we share the cheesecake, my little pooky bear?
I just love this romantic side of you, Max.
You're bursting with emotion.
Oh, something's gonna burst. Watch this.
[rumbling]
[laughing]
You did this?
Happy anniversary! What'd you get me?
All dried off, Phoebe?
Hey, Quinn, what ya doing in my chair?
It's just so much more festive
when people switch seats during dinner.
Don't ya think?
You know what? I do.
Which is why I think we should switch seats again.
[giggling]
Look at us being festive.
[chuckles]
Listen to me, Wonder Girl. I warned you.
Nothing can stop me from being with Linc.
I'm not afraid of you.
You should be. I can be very scary.
Bug eyes? Oh, you are going down.
Linc, I don't wanna say anything
because I was afraid you would think I'm jealous
but Quinn has been trying to steal you away
from me. Oh, and status update.
She's an evil bug villain, just like her parents.
Evil bug villain?
Run away with me.
Phoebe, why would you say such hurtful things?
Oh, quiet, six legs.
Surprise crab cocktail for the anniversary couple.
Uh, not a good time.
I'll take that. Tiger's gotta eat.
Phoebe, maybe your group anniversary date
was a bad idea.
It wasn't my idea. It was hers. Quinny Bug Bug.
Maybe I should just take Quinn home.
You don't believe me?
Two mango salads.
Excuse me a sec.
[groaning]
Trade ya, half eaten crab legs for a mango salad. Thank you.
Phoebe, what are you doing? I was digging those crab legs.
It's mango salad, Max.
If I'm right, Quinn can't resist the smell of mangoes.
Really? Then the velvet tiger has just found his scent.
Listen, Quinn wants to go,
and you're just not being quite yourself tonight.
Aw, but you can't leave yet.
Quinn hasn't even had her dinner.
Quinn?
Okay, I just hacked into the tubes
to send them a romantic heart shaped pizza.
Did you order this pizza shaped like a butt?
No. I-I didn't order any of this stuff.
I'm done waiting here for Phoebe.
I'm gonna go wait at her house.
I'm going to go get my bloodhound, Watson.
He'll track Max down. He always does.
Max, they're leaving, do something.
They can't leave if they can't find the door.
Whoa.
[Phoebe whispering] Max, turn the lights back on.
My dumpster clams!
I mean... ocean clams.
Phoebe, look.
You caught me.
I did. And you didn't comment on my sweaty palms.
I like a moist hand.
I like how you smell like pimple cream.
Hey. I got movie tickets for me and Max.
Do you wanna go instead?
Sure. I spent so much time in Phoebe's locker,
I'm happy to go anywhere.
I think they're going on a date.
Yep, thanks to my plan.
Moist hands was not your plan.
Still worked.
And that's when they knew... they end...
was just the beginning.
Ah. Who would've thought an autobiography
and a mystery novel could fall in love.
Wanna watch it again with Canadian subtitles?
Oh, I, can't help but feeling like I'm forgetting something.
Like Cherry?
Yes, like Cherry. Cherry!
Are you on a date with my brother?
- No. - Yes.
- No! - Yes.
Cherry, this is not a date, okay? It's just two people
eating campfire sandwiches, watching a movie together
and snuggling and oh, no, it's a date.
When you missed karaoke, I checked everywhere for you.
I had no idea you were down here
melting the ice with my brother.
Cherry, listen, the only reason I even came down here
was to tell Perry the date was off.
Off? When was it on?
Cherry... please respect my girlfriend.
[both] Quiet, Perry.
Maybe I'll just see you both at the ceremony tomorrow.
Would this be a weird time for our first kiss?
Yes.
And he's the only one who showed up?
Yep.
So this isn't a date?
- No. - Can it be?
No!
Your loss, baby.