Oh, shoot.
I got a behind looking at you.
Well, I've been thinking about getting
into the clothing business--
OK.
--where you put the sweaters on them
and then you take the picture and sell the clothes.
Oh, that's a great idea.
IVY: I'm bidding on this one, Laura.
LAURA: OK.
A lot of headless women.
KENNY: I don't think they can scramble no eggs.
If I brought that home, I know I'd be divorced in 2.5 seconds.
LAURA: [laughs]
You'd see me on "People's Court" trying to defend myself.
Yeah, I'm going to bid on this. I got like--
OK. BRANDI: Whoa!
This isn't creepy at all.
LAURA: [laughs]
Ooh, bow-chicka-wow-wow.
BRANDI: That is a big mannequin.
LAURA: A little more voluptuous?
It is.
You got-- remember, she's got a huge rack.
LAURA: She's got it going.
BRANDI: Very-- it's aggressive.
I might buy this just to prank somebody with it.
All right. Here we go.
[auctioneer chant] What's your pleasure?
[auctioneer chant] LAURA: We got it right there.
AUCTIONEER: 50 bucks. BRANDI: Right here, yep.
AUCTIONEER: We're looking for one there.
We're looking for 125 there. DUSTIN: Yep.
[auctioneer chant]
$200.
LAURA: $200.
[auctioneer chant] Woo!
There we are.
$250.
[auctioneer chant]
What you going to do with all of them headless women, boy?
AUCTIONEER: Give me 325 and 1/2?
Sold!
And he got it for $300.
Wow.
BRANDI: Oh, you're a dirty old man.
IVY: Everybody wanted this titillating locker.
But nobody was mannequin enough to battle King Ivy.
Woo, she kind of busty if I say so myself.
Twin number one, that's the oldest sister. $40 and $40
makes $80.
I like that they stand by themselves.
Dan said he had no sister units.
But I would disagree.
I still would like to know where the heads are.
I think that's a guy right there.
So I bought some men's too.
Oh, just what I needed, a few extra hands.
[grunts]
Well, that's not a head.
But that is actually kind of cool-- a heart,
and dolls, and perfume.
Well, that's $50 in there.
Ooh, everybody loves a good teddy.
For this whole thing--
$30 in dolls, all teddies.
Well, here's the clothes they're modeling.
Cover yourself, baby.
Cover yourself.
That coat, $10.
And there's a bunch of other brand new coats here,
$50, easy money.
Now that rack and those racks all
go together, both racks, $60.
And the last item today--
bam, this is what you call a California outfit.
You got a coat and short-shorts.
Bam, doesn't she look good, baby?
I can probably get a good $80 here.
I don't want you getting cold out here.
It's kind of wintery.
Throw a little shoulder on there.
There you go, a little shoulder, bam.
That's the way I like it.
Well, I got 15 mannequins get me $200, no ifs, ands, or heads.
I'm off to a great start.
Well, I thought I was going to have my boys to help me today.
But it looks like it's just me and my trailer.
After defending my territory, I came away with two lockers.
Now it's time to see what was worth defending.
Old school Harley Davidson-- yeah, it'll give me a good $25.
Music is everywhere.
Well, we have two violins, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 guitars.
$500 in instruments alone.
Not a bad take.
Motorcycle jackets, $120 here; a motorcycle suit, $60;
a motorcycle jacket, $100.
Ooh, one reason I bought this locker is all the scuba gear.
Right here, this whole entire scuba backpack, $200.
Well, these are old, $50.
Senco nail gun, right here, $250 all day long.
Scuba tanks with the flippers, low end $150.
Ooh, a lot of gaming stuff--
this whole entire box right here, $220 easy.
More scuba gear-- this looks like the guys' one here,
yeah, a lot bigger--
easy $250 set, easy.
1 amp, 2 amp, 3 amp, and a rotor saw-- $120 easy.
Tools?
$100 box right here.
Ooh, a lot of posters--
$20 a piece, $200.
Very nice gaming chair, these guys
can be from $100 to $500, easy $200 bill.
So we've got a keyboard here.
This one-- I don't know if it's a good one,
but I'm going to say $50.
For a little better one-- it has more stuff on it.
The more buttons usually the better--
$50.
Holy crap.
Holy crapola.
This box right here is full of [bleep]..
Well, [bleep] does sell.
$25 worth of [bleep].
Sleep apnea machine.
I know my dad had one of these.
And the insurance paid for it.
But, myself, I wouldn't know exactly
what price to put this at.
So when you don't know something,
find out who knows more than you.
So I got to get you looked at, baby.
Getting a locker this good and this close to home
is like a breath of fresh air.
Yeah.
Hey, crap, I'm the winner.
I'm meeting with the incredible, amazing Dr. Raj.
I'm hoping he'll know what I can get
from my sleep apnea machine.
Dr. Raj, I'm glad you could meet me.
I brought some treasure.
I know a little bit about this.
But I need to know the details and the--
Oh, boy, you made the symbol alrighty.
That's why I called you.
DR. RAJ: So this particular unit is
called the ResMed Astral 150.
This is going to be a home ventilator unit.
People who have a respiratory illness--
they need help breathing.
All of the things I could do at the hospital with a ventilator,
this can do the same thing.
Wow.
But, also, you don't have to have that tube.
You can wear like a mask.
And that's where people kind of look at this and say,
is this a--
like a CPAP machine for obstructive sleep apnea?
And it can do that.
But there's so many more bells and whistles to it.
We definitely got to make sure that the electronics are good.
Does it have the right filters?
These are important things when we use a non-invasive
ventilator to someone at home.
So, something like that, you just don't want to sell.
You want to make sure you're selling--
like the brakes work in a car.
You want to make sure everything's
working on that thing.
I love your analogies, Ivy.
So hit Start Ventilation right here.
[beeping]
And let's see what happens.
IVY: All righty.
[suspenseful music]
DR. RAJ: All right.
So what is it doing? - It's alive.
DR. RAJ: That noise--
[laughs] it is alive.
You've got a very comprehensive machine.
There's only one last thing to know.
Uh-oh, I have a sense.
A cents?
That's what we talking about.
Oh, a cents? IVY: I always make cents.
[laughs] I like that. I like that.
So how much "centses" do I got?
Maybe somewhere around $7,000 seems like a reasonable amount.
Ooh. $7,000?
Now you've got me breathing heavy, doctor.
Let me get one for you right now.
Hang on. IVY: Yeah, hook it up, please.
Hook it up. - [laughs]