How are you going big bloody beautiful cock heads, here's me dumb fucking face
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I've been really interested in force fields
And the reason I'm interested in them is because I like my personal space
And having a space bubble
And I like boundaries
If I'm driving on the road and there's about to be a collision
I can just be like activate force field
And I'd be safe
If someone's walking towards me
At a social event, and i don't want to talk to him
I could just be like activate force field
And they'd like bump into it and be confused and fuck off
And and eventually if the world is in danger
And there's aliens or a meteorite or some shit
I'd be powerful enough to put a force field around all of earth
And the aliens and/or meteorite the asteroid would just like ricochet
Everyone would be like "fuck yes, Ozzy, man, thanks"
And I'd be like "no worries"
Pub and we'd all go to the pub
So that's why I'm interested in force fields
And I've managed to find a video, which which looks really good,
So let's have a look at this video
And see together if we can learn about force fields
I reckon, I reckon we will
So don't be frightened of your passion and your dark energy
Please use it in this
You get to use your passion and your dark energy.
Oh, I've got a fuck load of that
So if you find you got Feelings coming up then just use it more in the practice.
She looks pretty good, she looks trustworthy
Put the hands on the belly, like this
You can put the thumbs up if you like it
To make contact with our source of power the heart of the Tan Tien
Center of energy in the body
Okay,
And when I say breathe out
And you blow out a black smoke, which is all the negativity the tiredness
Anything that is pain in your body. Just breathe it out.
Okay, that's good that makes sense you want to get rid of tiredness and negativity
Kind of breathe in and then just you fucking Wolverine it
Ah, this this is good. I reckon that's step one makes sense
Anything that is pain in your body just breathe it out
And first of all you look to the right and you imagine all this energy around your body
And you feel yourself pulling it in
But you tighten the hold of the body looking to the right pull the energy
And looking to the left and the same
Pull it in here with your mind
You've got to look beyond this current dimension
And and just look harder around you
And try and see the energy suck it in pull it in and then use it
That makes sense
like fucking black panther with his suit
The people were like
Fire and shit
And the suit would absorb
You've seen the movie I won't fucking explain it
You get it you get it?
Good!!
Pull the energy down into your body
And lock it in the belly
Look up, look up
Yep, so look up, grab energy, pull it down, lock it into your body
Those are the steps there
So you just.. with me with me do it together
So look up
Oh there's some energy. I can see it
Grab it
And
Pull it down pull it down pull it down pull it down pull it down
Lock it into your body
So you can probably wolverine it a bit later,
That's all very doable
Very doable. I like this
Yes, it's coming out this way
Good
Yeah, so you want to get a claw
Like a real kind of
A little kind of Velociraptor type claw maybe
Like a little dinosaur claw
Like that
You see kind of 360 view.
I'll show you there
So let's make some claws and get some some of this shit going
Push down
And then break the chains
Use your voice this time.
Break the chains.
Hands together
I suppose what's also good about this is that you get exercise
Sure at the end I have every confidence that we're gonna have forcefield skills,
But it's also good exercise
Because people have told me to do yoga
And I'm like get fucked, I tried it once
Everyone's like " Ohh it's good excercise, good get a mat go buy a mat"
And I went and bought a mat
And I'm like "this is so fucking hard, this is bullshit"
I spat the dummy
You got to basically be a contortionist to do it
It's so elitist
But this
This is this is my pace.
So you're gonna send the energy out of here and energy out of here
See what happens in the middle.
Now, it's getting more advanced.
We're learning how to harness the energy and kind of chuck it from one hand to the other like it's a basketball
Look into the right pull the energy in
Look into to the left,
looking up.
Breathe in, pull the energy in.
Pull it down.
You look to the left and you look to the right
And you get more energy,
And you look up you grab energy, and you lock it in
And then finally yeah
You bend the knees and you go down then you pick up some energy off the ground
when you get to the chest bend the knees arms apart
Push the energy out the hands, big breaths
Yes, keep breathing
Good Good good
More power more power more passion more power.
She is just in the zone.
If I was in that class I'd be like "oii"
"Leave some energy for the rest of us."
She's just taking all of the energy
Good good good.
I think that guy is not actually collecting energy.
He is just trying to do a poo.
I think he's constipated
He should be in another tutorial in another video
Because that's not what I'm here to learn about
Good good
good
Yes, like that's good good
He's in the zone. Yeah, Magnus is my new favorite
look at him look at him he is fucking smashing this
he's on fire
La-dee-da class favorite
You've got a lot of power it's not really coming out
Yeah, this guy fucking sucks. He sucks.
We're not gonna learn anything from him. Let's fast forward
Fast forward this wanker
He doesn't believe.. his hearts not in it
Look into your hands.
Into the space between the hands
Good, Good.
Oh I don't think that's...
That shouldn't happen.
This is turning dark
So is there anybody who wants to try defending themselves?
Well, it'll work.
So it doesn't really have to try, but is anybody ready?
Sensei sounds confident
He's like who wants to try defending themselves?
You don't need to try because it's gonna work.
It was a good Sensei joke
You know like it wasn't doubt
It wasn't any kind of legitimate doubt.
He was confident.
Look at that, there it is. Ha ha.
Fuck yes, down he goes.
Suffering you jocks.
I knew it would work.
I knew it.
I was getting a bit under confident.
I'm like ugh, maybe I'm just watching some kind of weird cult video
Not a legitimate YouTube tutorial
But I'm back baby, this is good
He went down look at that.
He just bloody loses his legs
He topples over like a sack of shit
Down into the ground all over
Then fucking rolling in the sand
Let's see who gets to go next.
Ah you've chosen fuckins fucking Janice
Ohhhhh Fuck
Fuck me
Nooo
No
Goddamn it.
I thought this was it. I thought this was the video where I'd learn about force fields
It's a scam.
Or else she sucks
That could be it.
No it's bullshit.
Cuz it was Sensei doing it
Before and he just ran in one, and he dropped when he wanted to
I mean he could have just dropped here
Fuck maybe he believes that it works as well.
It's a scam
Nah guys, I'm calling it. I don't think this works fuck
Fuck this is like the Fergie video, I'm so sorry I brought you here
Shit
I got to keep apologizing for the videos I made
Fuck!!
Fuck me
Look at this, this is a disater
Fucking floundering on the ground like a fish out of water
The one thing that's true here Is that she's injured
Yep
She's gonna have some some lower back kind of coccyx pain
Ah fuck I feel bad for Janice now. I bullied her
I thought she was an idiot.
I mean I thought she was an energy hog.
I still do even if she didn't...
... Have any energy
Nah nah nah I mean yes She's hurt guys.
Let's let's let's leave her alone
Let's not give up let's not get disheartened.
I still have a dream and I have an ambition and a goal
And
We'll see what other force field tutorials we can find out there
I'll do some more independent research,
Maybe go the library see if I can find a book
Something like that
But why does every YouTube tutorial have to end up being a complete hunk of shit?
You know you put your keywords in
You click on stuff.
You look at the like dislike ratio
You choose it, and then it ends up being total shit fuck
Fuck
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