Knockity knock knock
Hey baby, uh, Sarah, sorry.
Hiii. What do you want?
Um, I left my pen, inside your house, and I just wanted to go grab it.
A pen? Are you serious!?
It's my favorite ballpoint pen, and it has Goku on it from Dragon Ball Z
NO!. We're broken up, you cannot come in!
Um, I'm gonna start screaming *awkward laugh*
Oh, my god, you're such a child, um, okay, fine, um...
Here! Here's the pen.
*relieved breath out* *the first time finding it sniff*
*very relieved breath out*
*ANOTHER relieved sniff*
Oh, it smells just like her... Lavender and contempt for me... *SNIFFF* *constipated voice* I love you sarah *falls down*
Every Ex Ever
Hey there! My name is Jordan Michaels. I have two first names.
What can I get you guys to drink?
I'll have a water please.
*exclaims* Are you serious? Water!? Kelly loves water!
Are you Kelly?
No. Kelly is his ex.
Oh, uh... Alrighty.
*laughes nervously* What would you like to eat then?
Um, what's the quickest thing you have?
Caesar Salad.
I'll take the Caesar.......
*Shouts* CAESAR!? Are you kidding me? Caesar!? Kelly loves Caesar!
She said, the Roman Empire would be nothing without Caesar.
*Cries* Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! My Kelly!
*Breathes in deeply*
Please! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!
Every Ex Ever.
So she's not in our Facebook group anymore *short laugh*
Oh God..
Yeah...
*shocked breath in* Tony....
Courtney?!
Hey, it's so good to see you! You look great!
Well ..
*Suprised* Thanks, umm ...
You know I thought I literally was gonna die after the breakup...
but uh ...
I'm good now.
Hello, who is this pretty girl?
Uh...
Cottney meet Courtney ...
She is the more basic girl I was dating before you.
Hi, wow Tony
she looks just like me
Oh ... No, no, no no ..
Don't flatter yourself
You look like you are going to jail
and she looks like an instagram model.
Do you have a mole in your neck too?
*Angry* A mole? I am not a russian mole.
Who are you? CIA?
*Panic scream* I ooh ...
Baby not inside ..
Sorry it's a language barrier.
She tried to light me on fire ..
Come on .. Well go .. Leave ..
You are gona get me in trouble ..
EVERY EX EVER
woah, what are you doing in my shower
Ah sorry! I aa was aaa balding
Sarah, Sarah I am sorry I was balding so I had to collect my hair.
Those are my hairs.
Yeah
I know
Its not like I'm trying to clone you or *deep breath in*
Thats a great idea
I got to go I got to go clone you
Im so Alone
We could invest in ankle weights