- [Lena] I am - trying on sexy Christmas outfits?
- [Kellie] Oh, I'm so, so scared. *laughs*
And I feel like my innocence is gonna go out the window.
- [Lena] Oh, man.
So I'm just gonna - I'm gonna try this on that way.
- [Kellie] I'm - uh,
feeling a bit revealed, if I'm honest.
No, I feel more foolish. Does that make sense?
I feel like if I went out with this on it'd be like,
"what the blah is she doing?"
- [Lena] I feel I would be absolutely terrified to go out wearing this -
Especially in, sort of, Dublin winter!
It would be so cold! *laughs*
- [Harker] Is it for going out, or is it for getting the ride?
Like, is it roleplay thing?
'Cause... a snowman's probably a weird - roleplay.
- [Kellie] Although, if you were trying to be sexy,
like, that's very easy to come off. Just saying.
- [Harker] I mean, I think if I was dressed up -
as Santa's brother like this, there might be some angry parents.
- [Kellie] Who has the time to be this sexy?
You know what I'm saying?
- [Lena] I think - everything about this says more "Grinch" than sexy, though.
- [Kellie] It - it does feel I've got paid 100 euro to turn up to a Christmas party and be like -
*falsetto* "Ooooh! Whose birthday is it!?"
- [Lena] ...I feel more naked than in the other one.
Which makes no sense because I'm wearing so much more.
I don't think there's anything appealing about this!
- [O.S.] Can you imagine yourself ever wearing this?
- [Kellie] If I was like, "Here, lads, look how stupid I look in this dress!"
Other than that, no.
Oh, my Lord!
Oh my Lord!
See, this can't be shown on camera!
There - like, there's no way this can be sho - *laughs*
- [Lena] *laughs* I am too scared to breathe!
- [Harker] Don't wear this out! Jesus Christ, like!
- [Lena] By far the sexiest one, but -
- [Kellie] Yeah, it's, uh - it's a little bit short!
- [Lena] *laughs*
- [Kellie] So I'd might add, like, an extra -
four inches, maybe, or -
an extra fourth - oh, Jesus!
- [Lena] *laughs* Because this has, like, the - the tulle underneath,
it does actually have a bit of shape, which I think is really nice.
- [Harker] This is my favourite one so far.
Even if it was the shortest.
- [Lena] *laughs* I feel so exposed!
Like, I don't know where to put my hands! *laughs*
- [Kellie] I'm so warm!
I don't know how, though, because I'm not wearing any clothes!
- [Lena] I think it's the first one that might actually pass -
as being "sexy".
- [Kellie] I feel sexy because I feel naked.
Does that make sense?
Honestly, like, I literally feel like I have to, like -
- [Harker] You never want to be wearing clothes that have a Velcro backing on them.
Like, that's never gonna be a good time for anybody.
I feel like I'm in a lot of -
fish netting.
- [Kellie] How do I look?
- [O.S.] How do you feel?
- [Kellie] Stupid.
- [Lena] What I don't feel, is sexy.
I feel like I could safely wear this - to church.
- [Harker] This is definitely the most socially acceptable one to wear out.
This is also the one I'd wear the least. *laughs*
- [Kellie] I feel like I'm not wearing very much material, 'cause it's all -
it's all just this material, and this wouldn't hide shit.
It's not very sexy.
- [Harker] I feel like someone put me in a green bin bag.
- [Lena] *laughs*
- [Kellie] If you ever got bored on a night out, you could just do this for ages.
- [Lena] It's kind of - painful to wear. It's itchy.
I can't move without feeling like something is, sort of, scraping me.
- [Kellie] I think if they were gonna do, like,
"Oh, let's do a Christmas tree," they could have put some lights on it, or something -
or some tinsel.
- [Harker] I don't like this one.
I'm not a happy Christmas tree.
- [Lena] I don't know how there's a market for these things.
I don't know who designs them, and who buys them, and who - wears them.
- [Kellie] I might wear them, but, like, I wouldn't, like,
wear them outside.
- [Harker] So, uh, unless you have a Santa fetish, or a Christmas fetish,
you're not getting a lot of mileage out of them.
- [Kellie] Stupid Christmas costumes are stupid.
Erm... and, uh -
they're not what Christmas is about?
Look at this!
Absolutely ridiculous!
Ab-so-lute-ly ridiculous!
Brilliant.
Yep, just what I wanted for Christmas:
My f***ing vagina on the Internet.
And what would you like for Christmas?
Aah! Ugh.
I... *laughs*
*snorts*