OK ready big man let's do it.
hello everyone and welcome to this weeks Naked Truth happy
Mother's Day.
Introducing special guest Logan Mr. Logan Parker.
What's up guys?
Logan thank
you for joining me today we will see if you were in a good mood the whole time huh?
We'll see
we'll see.
Guys thank you so much for tuning into this weeks Naked Truth my name is Trisha
Hershberger and before we jump into this week’s topic is celebrating moms I want to thank
our
Naked Army bloggers from last week.
That’s no I didn't wear my glasses Chris, Kavaja, Jayms,
Jack and Christopher.
Yeah I got them all.
Happy Mother's Day that's with this blog is about this
week and we will see how Logan likes being on camera.
So far he's like this is OK I am OK with
this.
Yeah I want to say happy Mother's Day to all moms from Logan and the Trish.
And yet to
talk about why moms are so awesome and I feel like I always thought moms are awesome but
it
took having my own little dude to really understand why moms are so bad ass and so that is
what we are going to talk about right now.
Why moms are so badass right buddy?You're my
buddy are you OK?
He is propped up on a pillow right now so that he is in frame.
And he can't
really hold his head up yet so all babies his age look like drunk babies so if Logan
looks like
drunk baby he is not sorry he was like sorry not sorry that's what I do.
But I am just happy he is
here for this episode today.
OK so why moms are so bad ass.
Reason number one post pardon
sucks like healing from having the baby stinks.
It is funny I was joking around with a friend of
mine like you know when you joke around and you were like what would be worth a swift
kick to
the junk think of it that way the best ice cream sundae or what would be worth it because
honestly giving birth is much worse than a swift kick to the junk.
It is crazy trauma in the junk
region but he is worth it.
I got to say what in this world is worth it?
He is worth it and to all moms
especially to my mom mom thank you for thinking that I am worth trauma to your Netherlands.
Because that is intense yeah I know right.
I know and I feel like no one talks about postpartum
but he is like almost 3 months old.
Yeah high five buddy!
He's like yeah OK whatever I just
realized I have hands.
But he is almost 3 months old and I still don't feel normal I look normal in
those regions but I don't feel normal in those regions and I am sure that there are some
people
that are six weeks and right back to it which is like they say.
Oh 6 weeks and you are normal
again.
But I talked to so many other moms including my mom and lots of people who are like oh
yeah it takes like a good year.
I am like what!
How come nobody told me this?
Again little dude
not that you are not worth it because you you are amazing you are amazing but like I
wish I had
known to be prepared so kudos to our moms everywhere for making that sacrifice because
postpartum is no fun.
Oh another no fun postpartum thing is I'm on my second boob infection
yeah that's the thing.not only does it hurt in the boob but you have a fever for days
and days
and it stinks and it makes you tired yeah that happens too right buddy?
See all these things you
won't have to worry about but things you will have to worry about if you ever do decide
to
become a parent or all the other things like all the bodily fluids that get all over you
kudos to
moms for being awesome with dealing with that.
Not just poop explosions and spit ups but mid
change pee fountains.
This guy is a rockstar that I am trying to get better with knowing when
those are coming but you never really know.
Oh and PS all of the dips so many dips.
This guy
goes through like 15 diapers a day.
So to my mom and I'm just bouncing I hope that's not
making you guys crazy but like to my mom thank you for changing my diapers for that long
thank you for wiping my tush for that long.
And it has become like when you guys get old I owe it
to you to change your guys his diapers I know that's a horrible thing to think about but
I feel like
when he's a teenager I'm going to do that mom line where I'm like do you know what I
sacrificed
for you do you know the diapers I changed?
You have to if your parents say it and you actually
get there and you're like no really do you know what I went through for you for real.
But again
you're adorable.
Another reason that moms are awesome it's because of all the energy that they
have to expand taking care of their little ones.
This guy is 24 seven bouncing right now we're
bouncing All day we're bouncing all night.
No sleep for the wicked no rest for the wicked we're
going to be up all night right bud?
Say I party at one I party at four I party all night long mom.
There is no time to rest no way.
And that is how he rolls and there are some days where he just
does not want to be put down in fact we saying about everything which takes a lot of energy
kudos moms.
But we sing all the time my name is Logan and I like to be held please hold me
mommy even when I smell don't put me down no no no no no.
I told you before don't put me
down on the floor don't put me down.
He's like mom you are kind of embarrassing mom those
things we do in our own time OK.
But seriously so yeah I just wanted to make this blog to share
with you guys a little bit about my first three months.
Logan is almost 3 months old my first three
months with a little dude.
Oh big yawn I know it is exhausting huh?
As well as to say happy
Mother's Day to my grandma stoops who had a baby who came out but first and still had
more
had four more after that.
Grandmom you are crazy to my grandma and Hershberger who did this
six times and just turned 100 happy 100th birthday grandma Hershberger.
And to my mom mom
thank you so much for having all the energy to deal with me for singing to me and now
reading
your life to me constantly so that I could learn to talk and learn about the world.
Thank you for
actually birthing me because that is not fun and thank you for being an amazing role model
and
I hope some of this stuff you've done with me mom has rubbed off and I could pass on
to
Drooley McGee over here.
I just saw that he drooled and it was dripping write down his chest.
Oh bud oh you are a crazy man you are a crazy crazy dude but I love you very much.
So my
question to you guys this week is to make a video.
Yeah you want to tell them?
You tell them
the question.
Yeah you want to tell them?
OK OK here's a little siren now.
But yeah make a
video either to your mom thanking your mom for being so awesome way to your grandma or
to
her mom that you admire tell them why they are awesome and give them a big thank you
on this
Mother's Day.
Yeah?
OK good yeah they will make sure to do that to absolutely yeah yeah.
So
again thank you to all moms everywhere thank you guys so much for watching this week.
Me
and this little dude are going to continue now reading our lives oh and I know what because
I
walk Around with Logan and we talk all day so hey now we are going to go and do laundry
me
and the dude because that will help him learn to talk.
Yeah he's been pretty vocal are you
talking or you blogging?
But it is hard for me to turn off and I actually walked into geek and
sundry and said I put on my purse and said out loud OK mommy is just going to go to the
potty
real quick.
Like announce to everybody Logan was not there I'm just crazy crazy Trisha now but
crazy fun because you rock.
I say bye say bye-bye.
Bye guys bye I can't really hold my head up
yet but I am awesome.
Yeah?
Yeah OK bye.
I came home from the hospital with one chin now I
have many.
Right are you ready buddy?
Bye-bye bye bye-bye.