- Is everything betta down where it's wetta?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Oh. (Link laughing)
Whoa. (laughing)
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- The internet, it wants what it wants.
Sometimes that's making slime,
sometimes it's people eating chalk,
and sometimes, if we're going off my search history,
it's hours of popping horse zits.
Yeehaw!
- Okay.
So, continuing our never-ending search
for the internet's latest bizarre trends,
we've discovered something that's blown up:
people doing things underwater.
- Yeah. - Yeah, ya heard that right.
Take a look.
(soft ambient music)
Cool.
- I think these videos are gaining popularity
because they're visually satisfying.
There's a whole bunch of different things you can do.
And, hey, we got water,
we got a tank. - Yeah.
- We got time. - Yeah.
- So, it's time for The Weird Part of the Internet:
Doing Things Underwater.
(spacey electronic sounds)
- Spraying a can of shaving cream underwater
is for kids who shave.
We need some grown man stuff.
We're gonna make some cocktails underwater.
What'll it be, Link?
- Old Fashioned.
- Okay, I don't have those ingredients.
You're gettin' bartenders choice.
- [Link] What is that?
- [Rhett] This is salt, my friend,
because I'm going to salt your rim. (laughing)
- All right, go for it.
Oh.
- There you go, you asked for it.
- Looks nice.
- I'm gonna turn it right over. Now, in truth--
- [Link] There's just a bunch of salt in the glass.
- The liquors that we chose are based on
the density of the different liquids.
- Oh, I'm starting to see some Kahlua mist.
- [Rhett] Here's some Kahlua!
- [Link] Oh.
- [Rhett] Isn't that purty?
- That's cool, so it's...
Oh, that's a lotta Kahlua.
- And did I hear you say Kahlua and grenadine? (laughing)
- Really?
Ooh!
- Sorry. - That's cool.
This is like science, man.
- Look at that, man.
You like the way that mixes?
- It's like something you could do in chemistry class.
- And then, I know you like rum.
- Actually, I don't.
I got back from my honeymoon and I had a bottle of rum--
- The bottle's too big, I gotta go this way.
- Got in the bathtub,
and I just started drinking the rum straight,
and, boy, did I get sick!
- [Rhett] Here we go.
- [Link] I cannot drink rum anymore.
- [Rhett] Look at that.
- [Link] Oh, it's just going up.
- [Rhett] Yeah, rum's a tease!
- I think we gotta like push the rum down.
- How do you even get the rum in there?
You're gonna have to drink the rum straight.
Okay, I'm gonna leave that in there,
the rum will continue to rise.
And, of course, I know you're a cherry man. (laughing)
(crew laughing)
- No cherries are coming out.
Get the cherries out, man.
Oh, there's a stem.
Give it a pull.
- [Rhett] Oh gosh.
- [Link] Oh, look at that, it's like...
It's kinda like a lava lamp.
- Okay, I got a few in there.
And, here ya go.
Just what the doctor ordered.
- Tastes mostly like cherries and hand water.
- Tip jar.
- Here ya go.
Let me paint a picture for ya.
You're scuba diving,
but you forgot about Daylight Savings Time
and forgot to turn back your waterproof watch.
Oops!
It's nighttime and you're lost at the bottom of the ocean,
and your only hope of being rescued
is the random glow stick you have in your wetsuit pocket
from last night's scuba rave.
Your adrenaline rising, you crack that sucker
a little too hard, and the glow stick fluid
leaks into the water all around you.
You ever wonder what that would look like?
- Thanks for that completely unnecessary
and overly detailed backstory.
What are we doing?
- We're gonna crack open a glow stick underwater.
- Oh, why didn't ya just say so?
- All right, so I got a fresh one here.
I'm gonna go underwater,
'cause that's where all fun things start,
and I'm gonna crack it!
Ooh, yeah.
And then, I got some snippies here and I'm gonna...
- Oh, we gave Link snippies?
- I'm gonna snip the edge before they take it away from me.
Oh my goodness.
- Huh, what, what?!
Whoa, look at the globules.
Look at the glowing globules.
- Look at that. All right, I got another one.
Here's another color.
Wha-bam!
- Here, I'll get this one going too.
- [Link] It's hard to see anything.
- Oh, look at that, it's blue.
Cut the blue one.
(both gasping)
- Waggle it around.
Look at that, waggle that blue--
Oh, the blue one's fine.
- [Rhett] Wow, we're making internet content.
- Look at that fine mist. - Look at that.
Look at us going viral.
- Party time!
- Now, we wanted to continue with the party theme
and we really wanted to use a party popper,
even though Link once almost killed me
with one of those on this show.
You know what time it is.
(crew gasping then laughing)
- Whoa!
What the crap?!
- And we wanted to use this exact one.
But it turns out, as Chase is about to demonstrate
in the video from the testing of this,
it's a little bit dangerous.
(glass shattering)
- [Crew Member] Oh!
You all right?
- I'm fine.
- He exploded the entire aquarium, on himself!
- So, we're gonna use these, Link.
- He's okay.
- Little party poppers.
- Aw, look at the little party popper.
- Okay, put it in there and lets do it. Three, two, one.
- So, is it the big part that explodes?
- Yeah; you don't know how these work, do you?
- And that goes-- - Put it under the water.
Three, two, one.
(crew laughing)
- Three, two, one, me time.
Oh yeah. (crew laughing)
- Oh, you--
You smell that?
- It stinks.
- No, I kinda like it.
Using spray paint on city property?
Not cool!
Using spray paint in a tank filled with water
in the privacy of your own soundstage in Burbank?
A little cooler?
(laughing) Let's find out.
I got blue!
- I got red!
Hey kids, you wanna spray paint under a bridge?
So, we're gonna put this all the way at the bottom?
- Yeah, and get it facing each other.
Okay.
Let me know when you're ready.
- I'm not ready; how did you do that?
- I'm just holding it down with my hand.
- Within my hand-- - Within my hand
I'm holding it down.
Three, two--
- Is it pointed the right way?
- Mine is.
- Is mine?!
I'm asking about mine.
- Why do you need so much help?
No, it's not; you're pointing straight toward--
(crew laughing) There's an arrow on top.
Point the arrow at me.
There you go, that's it.
Three, two, one, spray!
(water bubbling)
Ooh!
Oh look, there's purple magic happening in the middle.
Look at that!
- [Link] We're creating purple!
We've made the color purple. (Rhett laughing)
Maybe we'll win an Oscar.
(both laughing)
- Oh god. (crew laughing)
Okay.
- Oh, cool too. - Spray the top a little bit?
- Yeah, that's not--
Fumes!
- Okay, here we go. - What else you got?
- I got compressed air, Neal.
- All right, go deep.
Turn it upside down 'cause that makes it cold.
It might freeze the whole tank.
(water bubbling)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Yeah!
Look at that.
Your hand's in freakin' boiling water!
Look, your arm's in a cauldron!
- [Rhett] I'm getting a lotta fumes.
- Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Don't vape.
(crew laughing) Okay.
Now, let's see if we can hydro dip some--
- Well, we can hydro dip my arm,
'cause that's already happened.
Guys, can we not afford longer gloves?
If this is a budget issue, we need to talk.
- Got some whitey-tighties.
Put those in.
- [Rhett] Hold on, you know what we need to do?
- [Link] Ooh, look at that.
- Here's why it's not working.
We need to spray more paint in.
(water bubbling)
Gotta get paint at the top; see that?
Get a paint layer at the top.
Get that red in there, make some purple.
Now, I'll do these tighty-whities.
- Do some more tighty-whities.
- Check this out.
- It's gonna float, so you gotta take 'em down.
Oh yeah.
And then...
- [Rhett] Flip 'em and dip 'em!
- Oh, yeah, that's... - Wow.
- That's a different type of stain than I'm used to.
- It looks like you ate a lotta Nerds.
- Let's charge it up again.
- We gotta charge it up again?
All right.
- The Beatles' White Album.
- Yeah, just dip it like halfway. Let's see what we can do.
See if we can get some real hydro--
Ooh!
Oh!
- Whoa, look at that!
- Now it's a Jimi Hendrix album!
- It's freakin' beautiful!
Look at that.
It's a freakin' collector's item.
- And of course--
Charge it up one more time, Link.
- All right, charging.
You ready?
- This is our novel, the Lost Causes of Bleak Creek,
now hydro dipped.
- Oh yeah.
Leave a little bit at the top.
Oh, that's totally illegible now!
(crew laughing)
Well, but it's just a couple of pages.
Seal it right back up.
And we'll have this one on special at mythical.com.
- Hey, we also have eggs.
- Hey, we've got eggs! (laughing)
(crew laughing) - It's like freakin' Easter.
- After all that, we've got eggs.
(crew laughing)
- [Link] Look at that, right in the thing.
- [Rhett] What if you crack an egg underwater?
- You can't see it.
Right there, look.
Right on the glass; look at right on the glass.
(crew laughing)
- That's how eagles eat.
- Yep, underwater.
- They say to wait a half-hour after you eat
to go back in the water,
but what if the food you eat is in the water?
That's right, we're gonna make a submarine sandwich.
Get it? - Submarine!
- Let's start with some bread.
- All right, Link, you wanna be responsible
for the bottom half of the bread?
- Yep.
I'm thinkin' I'm gonna--
- I think you're gonna have to hold it down.
Maybe once it touches the bottom it'll grip.
Just put it down there. - I'm gonna hold it down.
All right, give me the next thing.
- [Rhett] Well, just let go and see if it--
- [Link] Nope, all right, I'm gonna hold it.
- Okay.
You know what?
You can't have a sammich without some meat.
- [Link] You're supposed to like burst--
You gotta make it satisfying, Rhett.
It's like, woosh.
- Okay, that's very satisfying.
- Woosh!
Oh god.
- That's so satisfying, what you're doing there.
I'm just trying to make a sandwich underwater, man.
I wanna eat this thing.
But you know what?
I will burst this lettuce open for you underwater.
- Yeah, make a satisfying burst of lettuce.
- [Rhett] Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
- Make that sound Chase makes when he rips open an apple.
- Okay.
Ah! (crew laughing)
Okay.
So, just take it as much of that lettuce as you want.
I'll clear some out here.
I know you're not a 'maters man,
but they're comin' in strong.
- Oh gosh. - They're comin' in strong.
Hold those 'maters down.
- [Link] Okay, okay, okay.
- Got it?
Onion.
- Okay.
- Got the onion?
Okay. - Got it.
- Now-- (Link oohing)
Pepper.
- What, what's happening?
Oh yeah, I like a lotta pepper.
- Okay.
And...
- Oh yeah.
- Lotta salt. - Salt.
Oh, oh, oh, that's a little--
Sorry, okay. (crew laughing)
And...
- A lotta salt.
- Of course...
Gotta get mayo.
- Oh yeah, mayo. - Here we go, it's comin' out.
- That's satisfying.
(crew laughing)
Ooh, got a little floaty!
- [Rhett] Can you get any of that on that bread?
Oh, hold it!
- [Link] Yep, there we go.
There it is.
- Okay.
- There it is.
I can barely tell that we're making a sandwich anymore.
- Okay, and...
Our mustard, man.
- [Link] Squeeze it.
Squee--
Ooh!
Squeeze it towards the people.
(crew laughing) Oh yeah, look at that.
It's like you're fumigating the terrarium.
- And now, to top it all off...
- I'ma let it come up to you.
Catch it, catch it all.
Oh yeah, there it is.
- And...
Ta-da!
Take a bite.
(crew laughing)
Whoa, hey, it really held up.
- I mean...
- I gotta make sure I get some meat.
Let me bite from--
- Oh, there you go.
Right there, just rip it.
Rip-a that end off.
There you go.
- [Rhett] There's still no meat.
Where, where, where--
(laughing) Oh gosh, it's so soggy!
- Yeah, there's some meat.
- Both of us take a chunk.
Oh, god! (laughing)
Oh!
Oh, that is-- - Not pleasant!
- Wow!
- Probably be better with spray paint, actually.
- (laughing) Yeah.
But you can drink this water straight, I bet.
Sandwich water.
(Link groaning)
- Mm-mm.
- How's that?
How did you get bread in there?! (laughing)
- I just need that in a doggie bag.
- Okay.
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- She speaking to us telepathically?
- I believe so. (crew laughing)
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