- I'm a fancy b****.
I know my s***. Don't play with me and my lashes.
You don't even gotta tell me I'm right, I know I'm right.
(upbeat music)
What's up guys. Mulatto, big lotto.
And I'm about to do the expensive taste test with Cosmo.
The rules is simple.
They're going to place two items in front of me,
and I got to choose which one I think is more expensive.
I think I got expensive taste, baby, I'm high maintenance,
you know what I'm saying?
(upbeat music)
Boas.
Ooh, fancy.
Hello, darling.
I'm a fancy b****.
My observations for the boas are this one looks cheap,
this one looks like authentic feathers.
This is giving me Halloween costume knock off
Cruella De Vil.
I'm going to say the more expensive one
is the blue one, my darling. Am I right?
I'm correct. Bravo. Oui oui.
(upbeat music)
Cheese puffs. Okay.
Oh for real, I'm going to tell you these is more orange,
these is more pale.
I don't know what that means
but I'm just making observations.
So let's try the pale one.
She good, she looks dry on the seasoning side,
it's giving all puff, no cheese.
This one looks like it's been a cheese and puff,
that's just puff.
Mhmm.
I ain't going to say less seasoning or less cheese
mean it's less expensive.
That don't really mean it's less expensive, do it?
It don't. But in this case they do.
I'mma choose this one. This is the more expensive one.
Yeah, we gon' get back into these though.
(upbeat music)
Ooh, fancy. Ooh ah.
The orange one. The orange one is more expensive.
I'm going immediately with the orange one,
straight operator. I'm going with that one
because this just feels cheap, this giving me arts class.
This giving me, you'd see this on rack at Nordstrom.
This feel cheap. Am I right?
I'm right. I'm telling you. I know my s***.
(upbeat music)
Mm, okay. This feels real soft, but it could be that
y'all know how the, like in a costume, Halloween costume,
it be feeling real soft but the materials be cheep as h***.
But this giving me, like, it's soft
but it's not like stretchy and stuff,
so it might be more expensive.
So I'mma go with -- this giving me Halloween costume
I don't know. This is probably the hardest one so far,
but I'mma say the champagne color. This the more expensive.
Yeah! Yeah!
Don't play with her. Listen. I told y'all, I know my s***.
I know my s*** when it comes down to money.
My name is Mulatto Moolah. I know my moolah.
(upbeat music).
Okay, glitter might be a little hard.
Let's open these up, 'cause. I can't tell just by looks.
I will say this glitter more chunky.
Is this lip gloss?
I don't know why I'm smelling glitter.
Look at that, that's chunky,
so that might be arts and crafts.
This one is like fine and dainty.
Expensive stuff be fine and dainty.
See how this just glides?
This. I'mma say this one looks like it's more expensive.
I got to let the girls catch up. You know what I'm saying?
(upbeat music)
She all velvet and stuff, making me think she's expensive.
This one's giving me, like, paper mache.
So, is that how you say it, paper mache?
Something like that. So I'mma, I don't know,
but it could be the other way around too.
I'mma say the velvet one is the more expensive
just 'cause it's the velvet one.
Baby, I'm killing it! I told you I was going to do good.
Big lotto, big money, everything big, baby.
(upbeat music)
Let me let y'all know something, I've been wearing make up
before I was supposed to be wearing make up,
so I know about lashes. You see these lashes right here?
Fleek-y.
These lashes right here? Fleek-y.
These lashes right here? 99 cents.
This giving plastic, it's giving buy one get one free.
This is giving mink, so this is the more expensive one.
Don't play with me and my lashes,
you don't even got to tell me I'm right, I know I'm right.
I'm right! I know I'm right.
(upbeat music)
- [Woman] I only see one pack of candy fish.
- Check under the - those.
- [Woman] No, I only see one bag.
- Alright, yeah. So, Cosmo messed up. They done f***ed up.
They sent me one package, of the fishy gummies,
so I don't even know which more expensive,
if this the expensive or this the cheap one.
I don't know, but it tastes good.
But Cosmo, you could still send the second package,
I like candy, so you could still send it.
(upbeat music)
We got two glasses of water.
I'm sure all water smells the same, so I don't know why
I'm doing that.
That tastes pretty clean.
I don't know, this one tastes kind of.
I think this one a little bit more expensive.
Like, it just tastes cleaner, like,
I don't know really how to explain it.
This one more expensive.
Your girl is a water drinker, don't play with her.
Baby, this pH is balanced.
(upbeat music)
Honey, I think I did marvelous. You know what I'm saying?
I think I killed it. (laughs) Who come in like me?
Thank y'all for tuning into my expensive taste test
with Cosmo. You watched your girl kill the game.
And make sure you go stream my new project,
Queen of the South, out right now.