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Rule number One. Dr. Bright is not allowed to shout any variation of the phrase “I
reject my humanity JoJo” and put on SCP-035. Not only would this be a clear containment
breach, it’s just bloody stupid!
Rule number two. Dr. Bright is not allowed in go to Ohio to “eliminate the ohio-ins”.
Rule number three. Dr. Bright is not allowed create his own Lady Dimitrescu from Resident
Evil: Village for any reason.
Rule number four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to volunteer as a D-Class to "show them how
it's done”.
Rule number five. While we appreciate Dr. Bright’s efforts to reduce the company’s
expenditure, taping a claymore to a Roomba and sending it to clean SCP cells is not the
way.
Rule number six. Dr. Bright is not allowed to put a sign up in SCP-106's pocket dimension
saying "Welcome to Brazil".
Rule number seven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to execute any Mobile Task Force members for
"simping towards SCP 953". Nor is he allowed to rename any Mobile Task Force as "The Simp
Squad".
Rule number eight. Dr. Bright is not allowed to "bring back that extra dimensional hentai"
from the Wanderer's Library.
Rule number nine. Dr. Bright is not allowed to terminate a SCP-939 specimen and display
its hide as a rug in his office.
Rule number ten. Dr. Bright is not allowed to replace any world currency with Monopoly
bills.
Rule number eleven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to instruct D-Class to speak in a mocking
British accent to SCP-1678-1 entities. No, it’s not funny, those corpses are still
stuck to the pavement and we can’t get them off.
Rule number twelve. Dr. Bright is not allowed to dress SCP-173 in a top hat and a monocle
and proclaim him “Mr. Peanut”.
Rule number thirteen. Dr Bright is not allowed to put antlers on Dr. Buck to make her look
like a hunting trophy (pieces of Dr. Bright’s old body are still being recovered to this
day).
Rule number fourteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to launch D-Class into space because "they
were acting sus". Nor is he allowed to use SCP-826 to "see how 682 would play Among Us".
Rule number fifteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to upgrade his gaming rig by putting it into
SCP-914 on the ‘Very Fine’ setting. Not even to try and get the latest RTX card.
Rule number sixteen. Following the destruction of Site-90, Dr. Bright is not allowed to play
any kind of card game with Dr. Clef again.
Rule number seventeen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to say “deez…” near SCP-173.
Rule number eighteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use either "The alt-left made me do it"
or "The alt-right made me do it" as an excuse for anything.
Rule number nineteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use the SCP ILLUSTRATED YouTube community
tab for ideas on what to do next.
Rule number twenty. Dr. Bright is not allowed to “plead the fifth” or variations of
that to any questions asked by the O5 council. The SCP Foundation is not bound by the US
Constitution.
Rule number twenty-one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to demand pictures of any SCP in the
same mannerisms as that of J. Jonah Jameson from the Spider-Man franchise.
Rule number twenty-two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use the phrase "this is where the
fun begins." before summoning The Scarlet King or any other world-ending entity for
that matter. Just don't do it Bright.
Rule number twenty-three. Dr. Bright is not allowed to fuse SCP-008 and SCP-610 to create
“the ultimate zombie”.
Rule number twenty-four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new personnel to answer SCP-145.
Rule number twenty-five. Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim SCP-173 is this realities
version of “The Marker” from Deadspace. “The following it has on the internet”
is not evidence of this claim. The phrase “Praise the nut” is forbidden!
Bonus rules.
Rule number one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-079 to purchase Steam games, watch
Youtube videos or access any form of pornographic material!
Rule number two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to let Karl Pilkington draft containment procedures
for any SCP.
Rule number three. Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-105 a photograph of SCP-096 to
perform an “endurance test”.
Rule number four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-035 for any form of procreational
hobbies or actions (a counselling request from SCP-035 is still under review).
Rule number five. Dr Bright is not allowed to make a day-care for SCP-053 so she can
make friends with other kids. It took 4 days to clear up that mess.
Rule number six. Dr. Bright is not allowed to spread false rumours of a SCP that makes
your testicles explode.
Rule number seven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to involve D-Class and SCP-1120 in a game
of “Freeze tag”.
Rule number eight. Dr. Bright is not to make a museum ever, just stop trying Bright.
Rule number nine. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-4812-E as a heat-sink for any bitcoin
mining operation.
Rule number ten. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any form of military vehicle, from
any Mobile Task Force, to neutralize any SCP vehicles.
Rule number eleven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to feed D-class personal to SCP-082 claiming
“it’s lamb meat”.
Rule number twelve. Dr. Bright is not allowed to “team up” with SCP-105 to put SCP-963
on anyone. Again.
Rule number thirteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to change the SCP-173 containment signs to
“SCP-Nut”.
Rule number fourteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to show ANYONE his internet search history.
Multiple staff members are still in shock even after months of amnestic treatment.
Rule number fifteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to let SCP-2295 out of containment for “playtime”.
Rule number sixteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to release SCP-407 and SCP-008 into a highly
populated area to simulate “plants vs zombies”.
Rule number seventeen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring SCP-504 to any foundation movie nights
- especially any Monty Python screenings.
Rule number eighteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any anomalies to create “catgirls”
for his own enjoyment.
Rule number nineteen. Upon the the death of Professor Kain Pathos Crow, Dr. Bright is
most certainly not allowed to take his remains to a taxidermist. Nor is he permitted to perform
any kind of taxidermy himself for that matter.
Rule number twenty. Dr. Bright is not allowed to label SCP-682's chamber as "The Big Fucking
Lizard Tank." It was funny the first time but after that last breach, we simply don't
have the budget for that amount of clean up and reconstruction.
Rule number twenty-one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to narrate and/or make a documentary
about any Keter class SCPs akin to the style of David Attenborough. Dr Clef is not allowed
to do this either.
Rule number twenty-two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-049-1 specimens to test
MTF units in a “nazi zombies” scenario. Thank god we stopped you before you could
release SCP-939 for the “dog round”.
Rule number twenty-three. Dr. Bright is not allowed to make another zombie girlfriend
or boyfriend. Stay away from the morgue and use a dating app like the rest of the world.
Rule number twenty-four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to show any horror movie to SCP-4966.
The poor thing is still having nightmares after watching The Ring.
Rule number twenty-five. While we have already specified Dr. Bright is not allowed to sell
SCP-610 as a meat product, Dr. Bright is not allowed to circumvent this rule by feeding
SCP-610 to D-Class personnel as part of their evening meal.
And that concludes this entry of Dr Bright restrictions, I hope you enjoyed this video
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