All characters and story are fictional
Hehe! Let's raid them boys!
Villager : Pillagers! We're being village raided!
Hurry let's launch a counter attack!
Huh?
We prefer to hide in our houses!
You're not hiding! You're standing next to the window!
At least I'm comfortable! Plus they're going to get you first!
And I will have a front row seat! Hehe!
Where are the iron golems!?
Huh?
Help me bro! I'm stuck :(
We only have one? How's this even fair?
He's jumping on me!
Stop jumping on me! There's a perfectly good trampoline over there!
He's jumping on me while jumping on the trampoline!
Ah you monster!
I'm trainning to go to the olympics!
Ah my minecraft house is on fire it's spreading so fast!
Wow the minecraft fire mechanics are so fast
Shouldn't you do something?
It's ok I can re-build the house in like 2 minutes
Let's capture them!
No my freedom!
Hurry and get in the monster's mouth
Why are you putting us in the cage?
It just seemed like a good idea
What!? How could this be a good idea?
We pillagers! We saw the players do this. So this is part of minecraft. This is how you play minecraft
We're just playing minecraft
Why are you destroying our village? We need a village to live
That's not cool!
We're just playing Minecraft updates
And we're bored and we have nothing else to do!
I know something really fun! Way better than this!
What could be more fun than pillaging for a pillager?
Wow that's kinda boring
Wait I can do more!
Wow he can make bird sounds with his nose!
It's very satisfying!
Much more fun than pillaging!
Try it!
Sir we have completed destroying most of the village!
No!
Ok you three villagers are free to go now!
We're going to let you re-build so we can come raid you again!
Wow you monsters!
That doesn't seem very nice!
This way it's more convenient for us! We don't need to go to the trouble of finding a new village
We can just keep raiding this one over and over again!
It's like we're recycling!
See look how nice we are! We're recycling!
Yeah at least they're recycling
Ya it's better than nothing
No I don't agree with this at all!
I will find someone with really big muscles who will beat you up and become the hero of the village!
Good luck! No one can beat our muscles! Check them out!
Hey Alex!
Come on let's go play Minecraft
I'm really good at Minecraft come on Alex!
I know you're not afk (away from keyboard)
I'm just going to wait here till you get back
My village is under attack by pillagers! I need you to come save me village!
Alright! Let's go save my village!
Sorry I'm not interested! I'm only interested in playing Minecraft with Alex!
But a bunch of innocent villagers we're getting pillaged
I don't care. I just want to play Minecraft with Alex
Alex is really hot!
I'm trying to escape the friend zone but I don't know how
My plan right now is to keep asking until she gives up and says yes!
Alex go on a date with Steve!
Steve is so amazing! Steve is really attractive!
This what you're thinking! This what you been always thinking!
Wow he's so needy! I should use this to my advantage!
Hey Steve you should come save my village so you can flex your big muscles!
So Alex will fall in love with you probably maybe...
Wow you're so smart! You're like my wing man!
No I'm a villager! Ok let's go save my village!
Alex you have to come too! You have to see my flex my big muscles!
No!
I'll let you ride my wagon?
Hooray let's go!
We're here! Wow you guys re-built so fast!
Perfect! Let's raid them boys!
You foolish pillagers! I'm Steve the great minecraft player ever!
After Alex!
Alex is the best! I'm the second best!
Take that! You're scared aren't you? You are shaking in your boots
Maybe you should run away before I
Fire!
That's not fair you all shot at the same time! How am I suppose to dodge that?
Alex save me!
Alex they are beating me! Why are you clapping?
Alex save me and I will leave you alone for 5 minutes
What can she do? She can't beat us! We have big muscles
Ah! Her muscle's are too strong for us! Let's get out of here
Wow you saved our village! How can I ever re-pay you?
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